Support NeoGAF

[Amir0x]

This is closer to her now, so:

 

[GhostWriter24]

Too skinny. There has to be a happy medium.

I'd let her Dukes of Hazards weight be my happy medium anyday, pal.

 

[BlackGhost]

Omg! At the pic in first post

 

[cashman]

Somewhere, Tony Romo is smiling

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Somewhere, Tony Romo is smiling

You seen Romo's wife? Unlike on the field, he stays winning

 

[Sobriquet]

I'd let her Dukes of Hazards weight be my happy medium anyday, pal.

"The camera adds 10 pounds" apparently has some truth to it.

She did not look like that in person at the time.

 

[Clydefrog]

HOLY FUCK! I was never that attracted to her to begin with, but this is ungodly. She's like a beefed up beached whale that's been shoveling cakes in to her mouth and decided to wear a cheetah carcass to distract from her billowing fat rolls. She has fiery eyes that show a craving for tubs of lard.

would not bang

aww, did this guy get banned for this post?

shucks. i liked him.

 

[TheMan]

Used to look like this =( =(

Madre de DIOS!

sexual napalm, indeed

 

[Onemic]

This is closer to her now, so:

Whoah, did she get plastic surgery?

 

[Metalmurphy]

This is closer to her now, so:

What the hell. What happened to her face?

 

[TheMan]

What the hell. What happened to her face?

baby weight + bad angle + a dash of photoshop, i'm guessing

 

[Seguin]

What the hell. What happened to her face?

got fat

 

[Data West]

Reminds me of that porn star everyone liked that suddenly showed up huge.

 

[Zoe]

She gained 75 pounds during pregnancy. Isn't the recommended weight 25-30 pounds?

I would give her an allowance for 20 pounds or so due to starting from a celebrity weight (underweight for normal people).

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Reminds me of that porn star everyone liked that suddenly showed up huge.

Carmella Bing?

Spoiler

oh great I'm one of those guys now

 

[samus i am]

Ummmm she's pregnant in the pic guys.

 

[Kinyou]

Paid $4million for being fat? I think she'll more likely get paid for getting skinny again and claiming that it was all thanks to weight watcher

 

[JumpingTheGun]

That's her lunch.

HARDEST IVE LAUGHED ALL WEEK

 

[Draft]

Typical trailer girl. Her hotness window is closed. She might slim down for a month or two every few years but that is going to be a fat woman going forward.

 

[TheMan]

Typical trailer girl. Her hotness window is closed. She might slim down for a month or two every few years but that is going to be a fat woman going forward.

unlike a typical trailer girl, she has access to personal trainers and nutritionists who will get her back into shape in no time.

 

[Im_So_Pringles]

My willy weeps for the woman that Jessica has become

 

[ronito]

unlike a typical trailer girl, she has access to personal trainers and nutritionists who will get her back into shape in no time.

Just like Kristie Alley.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

Stealing money like Charles Barkley.

 

[TheKaeptain]

I would give her an allowance for 20 pounds or so due to starting from a celebrity weight (underweight for normal people).

I don't think she was that underweight when she got pregos.

 

[Draft]

unlike a typical trailer girl, she has access to personal trainers and nutritionists who will get her back into shape in no time.

No, dude, you don't get it. She can hire an army of nutritionists, trainers, plastic surgeons, professional vomit inducers and Walter White himself to keep her constantly tweaked. Jessica Simpson's fate is sealed. It is the way of her people. She can not fight it any more than the tide can fight the moon.

She will get thin again, guaranteed. WW has $4 million riding on it. But she will not stay thin, not for long.

 

[TheMan]

Just like Kristie Alley.

No, dude, you don't get it. She can hire an army of nutritionists, trainers, plastic surgeons, professional vomit inducers and Walter White himself to keep her constantly tweaked. Jessica Simpson's fate is sealed. It is the way of her people. She can not fight it any more than the tide can fight the moon.

She will get thin again, guaranteed. WW has $4 million riding on it. But she will not stay thin, not for long.

we'll see.

we'll see.

 

[Ominym]

It's okay, her sister is still hot.

 

[xbhaskarx]

That's her lunch.

lol

It's to ward off predators.

lol this guy is on a roll

Spoiler

(be careful or she might eat you)

 

[SoulPlaya]

I can't believe women can get famous just for being pregnant, lol.

 

[Zoe]

It's okay, her sister's fake nose is still hot.

fixed

 

[ZackieChan]

I can't believe women can get famous just for being pregnant, lol.

She was already famous.

 

[cnizzle06]

I'd let her Dukes of Hazards weight be my happy medium anyday, pal.

http://images.smh.com.au/2012/04/25/3245431/353_simpson-200x0.jpg[IMG]

[IMG]http://cdn08.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/25776023-25776025-large.jpg/IMG]

[IMG]http://www.budster.net/gifs/dukes-of-hazzard-jessica-simpson.jpg

Man, her dad must've tore dat shit up!

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

Man, her dad must've tore dat shit up!

hell yeah

 

[vaelic]

It's okay, her sister is still hot.

not at all

 

[Keavy_Rain]

Dear Weight Watchers,

I'm fat. Pay me $4 Million to lose weight.

 

[BertramCooper]

Should have gone with Betty Francis.

 

[Droog]

"The camera adds 10 pounds" apparently has some truth to it.

I wonder how many cameras are pointing at her in the OP's pic then?!

 

[smurfx]

It's okay, her sister is still hot.

i always preferred ashlee. although i liked her with her old nose more .

 

[shinobi602]

More sexy pics GAF. Slacking guys, come on.

 

[Kinyou]

not at all

You forgot "1/10 would not bang. look at those sharp knees"

 

[i_am_ben]

I agree, but doctors recommend no more than 40 lb weight gain during pregnancy even with twins. Also: Beyonce.

She claims to have had a medical condition which caused her to have excessive amniotic fluid.

 

[Aylinato]

I wanna be paid to be myself
(not fat, just saying someone should pay me to be my body weight lol)

 

[ChiTownBuffalo]

I kno lots of women who have issues due to pregnancy, something about the thyroid and hormones and something. I'm sorry for not being as specific, I tend to tune out when pregnancy talk comes up.

 

[Nizz]

She's still a pretty girl though. You'll see, she gets closer to her Daisy Duke weight range and it'll be all good again. In their prime, had I the choice to go with Britney Spears or Jessica Simpson it'd be Jessica hands down.

 

[Flame Lord]

What in the fuck? How long ago was it when she was on that magazine cover?

 

[HiResDes]

Definitely still gorgeous as seen in the later pic.

 

[Jarmel]

Holy shit at that pic in the OP. Is that real? Oh man.

 

[Steelrain]

Holy fucking shit.

I feel bad for her husband.

 

[Megadragon15]

That picture in the op is not what I expected to see.

 

[BobLoblaw]

Lol! Who gains 65-75 pounds during a pregnancy? Goddamn.