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Julian Assange is a Douchebag.

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morningbus said:
It was in the early night-time hours, she saw me, standing there like some Adonis, back stretched as if to remind the creatures nestled at my feet just how man evolved in the first place; as if to witness to the mini-men marred by minutia: your tiny lives are but the elaborate moves of an intricate game of Korfball. Dare she approach she thought, I thought. Her eyes pinged back and forth as the wingless pigeons passively whimpered beneath me. I removed my strides and smalls at once, having always planned for such contingencies, found her eyes, and took a standing shit at once. My essence emblazoned against the footpath, I knew its effervescence would force her mind to recall her years as a baby and remember the reassurance she would feel when her Father changed her nappy.

My eyes remained trained on her's. I knew she was mine.
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assange's gaf account confirmed
 
ToxicAdam said:
What's your assertion, that this was intentionally released by THE MAN to discredit him?
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That the attacks on him are in large parts politically motivated (and probably funded).
And yeah, don't try to turn it into some sort of weird conspiracy theory with that "THE MAN" strawman.
For fuck's sake, you think that Palin (just as an example, there are many) would train a Predator drone on him but wouldn't throw a few pennies to an anti wikileak PAC?
Really?

Also, don't pretend like character assassination of political adversaries over bullshit stuff is some crazy sci-fi scenario.
 
Chichikov said:
That the attacks on him are in large parts politically motivated (and probably funded).
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Anybody with access to the wayback machine and knowledge of his IQ.org website could access this information.

How much funds were expended in this secret mission of espionage. Tens of thousands?
 
ToxicAdam said:
Anybody with access to the wayback machine and knowledge of his IQ.org website could access this information.
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I'm not sure what you're saying here.
Seriously, I'm not being cute, I just don't understand.
 
Chichikov said:
I'm not sure what you're saying here.
Seriously, I'm not being cute, I just don't understand.
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For this thread here .. the one we are sitting in and discussing silly blog posts by a narcissist of the highest order was retrieved via this method.
 
I don't see what it matters.

For one, whether him being a douche was revealed by people whom he treated poorly, whether him being a douche was revealed by people politically against him, or whether him being a douche was revealed by accident or chance, I don't see how that changes him being a douche nor do I see any reason to speculate as to which possible reason this was exposed is the valid one.

That said, him being a douche still has no bearing on Wikileaks as a whole.

It's only slightly related to the case since it doesn't contain anything relating to the actual incidents in question and thus only paints a small picture of the man's personality, but not that it was hidden nor does it have a direct bearing on the case as a propensity to do or think one thing doesn't mean a guarantee that he'll do another, even if they're closely related.

Anyways, sure character assassinations are common but they're not always lies, heck they're probably mostly true. People in power are douches, who knew? I did.
 
Quixzlizx said:
I'm trying to decide whether Assange or <insert girl> GAF white-knighters are more obnoxious.
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I like the guys who would mock a thread maker for bragging about getting laid, but will idolize or defend someone else because they get laid all the time and blog about their conquests.

It would be a great GAF joke account. Keep making girl-age threads that repurpose the words and stories of Assange.
 
ToxicAdam said:
For this thread here .. the one we are sitting in and discussing silly blog posts by a narcissist of the highest order was retrieved via this method.
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I'm really not sure what you're saying anymore and how it's remotely related to what I was posting.
You may have to use smaller words

So let me ask you this -
Do you think it's just a coincidence that all this random petty stuff about Assange surface now?
 
Chichikov said:
I'm really not sure what you're saying anymore and how it's remotely related to what I was posting.
You may have to use smaller words

So let me ask you this -
Do you think it's just a coincidence that all this random petty stuff about Assange surface now?
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He became a public figure, so things surface.
 
Chichikov said:
I'm really not sure what you're saying anymore and how it's remotely related to what I was posting.
You may have to use smaller words
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When you question if this was politically motivated, where you referring to the intention of the OP or the release of the information itself? Maybe you were referring to the OP and that would be my mistake in misunderstanding you.


Do you think it's just a coincidence that all this random petty stuff about Assange surface now?
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I think anytime the eyes of the world are shone on any person, all kinds of crazy shit comes to the surface. A recent example would be that kook O'Donnell. All that information about her nuttiness was out there, just no one had the ambition or interest to dig it all up.
 
Chichikov said:
I'm really not sure what you're saying anymore and how it's remotely related to what I was posting.
You may have to use smaller words

So let me ask you this -
Do you think it's just a coincidence that all this random petty stuff about Assange surface now?
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Well... don't forget that some of the people he used to work with quit, because they did not like his methods. I am not sure when they quit, but they are addressing their dislikes of him by making their own leaks site (Openleaks). He clearly has an ego that has affected even some of his own colleagues in a negative way.

But yes, there will be added smear coming and going from all sides and directions at this point.
 
ToxicAdam said:
When you question if this was politically motivated, where you referring to the intention of the OP or the release of the information itself? Maybe you were referring to the OP and that would be my mistake in misunderstanding you.
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I was talking in general.
This a political story.
If nothing else, seeing how people on GAF break down by "party lines" should hint you that it is (even though obviously this not a proof of any sort).

ToxicAdam said:
I think anytime the eyes of the world are shone on any person, all kinds of crazy shit comes to the surface. A recent example would be that kook O'Donnell. All that information about her nuttiness was out there, just no one had the ambition or interest to dig it all up.
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I've been trying to tell the world that Tom Brady is a child molester for quite a while, without much success.

But pretty-boy cheaters aside, a smear campaign is a much harder thing to pull than you think, people say crazy libelous shit on the tubes all day, but getting broad traction still requires old media support (as the wikileaks effort itself proved).

FFS, '"the internets" couldn't even pin stuff on crazy fucknuts like Hal Turner.


tfur said:
Well... don't forget that some of the people he used to work with quit, because they did not like his methods. I am not sure when they quit, but they are addressing their dislikes of him by making their own leaks site (Openleaks). He clearly has an ego that has affected even some of his own colleagues in a negative way.
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So you're not sure why they split, and yet you think you can assess Assange's character based on that move.
Interesting.
No, I'm sure you have no bias on this story.
Non whatsoever.
 
I still don't get what it matters, if the smear is true so what? Are you suggesting that people should avert their eyes from truthful smears when they're conveniently, or inconveniently timed depending on your perspective, out of some kind of fairness?

Of course, I'm not saying everything here about Assange is true, I don't know but I am confident he is a douche and while that may be convenient to the US for me to know now, so what? Would Assange offer the US that same courtesy? Would he offer me that courtesy?

Out of curiosity Chichikov do you support the Wikileaks concept? If yes then so long as something is the truth why would you care about the timing? Or is it that everyone likes secrets that suit them, Assange was no different, not wanting to reveal his address in court but willing to publicize all other kinds of shit, everyone's a hypocrite. Where am I going with this? I dunno.
 
Chichikov said:
So you're not sure why they split, and yet you think you can assess Assange's character based on that move.
Interesting.
No, I'm sure you have no bias on this story.
Non whatsoever.
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Yeah, drop the bias accusations.

Well, have you viewed the ending of that Wikileaks documentary? Have you listened to what the people who are starting Openleaks have said? Have you read any articles of what they said about this situation? I have, as have many here. I suggest you do so yourself.

I said I did not know why the Wikileaks people quit, because other that what they have said, I would be making assumptions.

You seem to be just another person yelling into the wind about bias, without actually looking into the subject matter.
 
Along with being famous, intelligent, controversial and soon probably rich, he's also over six feet and has a deep voice

Agreed. A douche.
 
I ended up at a backpackers filled with some of the 900 Christians from the Australian University Christian Convergence. Most were young women and I turned, somewhat disgracefully, into a sort of Chesterton's Hardy, the village atheist, brooding and blaspheming over the village idiot, while they, for their part, tried to convert me with the rise and fall their bosoms.

One of the devout was the lovely daughter of a New Castle minister. At some point in my unintended wooing of her, she looked up, fluttered her eyelids and said 'Oh, you know so much! I hardly know anything!'. 'That is why you believe in God," I explained. This conversational brutality took her breath away and she swooned. I was exactly what she secretly longed for; a man willing to openly disagree with her father. All along she had needed a man to devote herself to. All along she had failed to find a man worthy of being called a man, failed to find a man who would not bow to gods, so she had chosen a god unworthy of being called a god, but who would not bow to a man.
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Awesome. :lol
 
ChiTownBuffalo said:
This thread is going in all the places I had thought it would.

Although, I was a little disappointed that it took so long for the ad hominem Tigger picture associations to show up.
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To be fair to you, it's the same 5 people who pop up in every wikileaks thread defending the hive who has derailed the thread.

I have no interest in this thread until it was so obviously derailed by people who you think should know better than blindly defending someone.

And you've proably earned a merit badge for the most time a GAF poster has for being accused of being a CIA plant.
 
How was the thread derailed? I don't think we've been reading the same thread at all. Blind defense? CIA plant accusations? Derail? wat?
 
Deku said:
To be fair to you, it's the same 5 people who pop up in every wikileaks thread defending the hive who has derailed the thread.

I have no interest in this thread until it was so obviously derailed by people who you think should know better than blindly defending someone.

And you've proably earned a merit badge for the most time a GAF poster has for being accused of being a CIA plant.
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I wanted to work for the CIA after college.

Probably for the best that I didn't.
 
Monocle said:
Yeah, education tends to make people douches, not to mention smug. Elitist too. And pretentious. Also, totally egotistical. It's...it's like they think they're better just cuz they know more than you.
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Well played
 
empty vessel said:
I don't give a damn about Assange personally. I do give a damn about his persecution.
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:lol

Spare me. If anyone on the planet has opened themselves up to criticism, it's Assange.
 
The most interesting thing I've seen in these internet sites is that he liked Harry Harrison enough to swipe his name. One wonders if he sees himself as a "Stainless Steel Rat."
 
Monocle said:
Is this going to change a single person's opinion of Assange? People who admire him as a renegade freedom fighter are going to admire him more, and people who think he's a callous egomaniac are going to find their view reaffirmed.
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Why would anything in an OP affirm their position of Assange as a freedom fighter? The two subjects are irrelevant.
 
Assange is one awesome man.

but he will never be a true pimp no matter how many war logs he releases!

I been hitting twins julian, have you?
 
empty vessel said:
I'm not talking about criticism, jackass.
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How is he being persecuted? The guy was a suspected ego-maniac and creeper and these findings help to confirm people's suspicions. This is no different than what happens to Rush Limbaugh, O'Reilly, Bill Clinton, Britney Spears, or any number of other public figures who throw themselves into the spotlight and open up their personal lives to criticism. Assange's motivations should be scrutinized, especially given some people's unquestioning support of his actions. Anyone claiming the right to wield that kind of power, who also claims to be above the law, needs to be dissected and displayed for what they really are.
 
nyong said:
Assange's motivations should be scrutinized, especially given some people's unquestioning support of his actions. Anyone claiming the right to wield that kind of power, who also claims to be above the law, needs to be dissected and displayed for what they really are.
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First, his motivations should absolutely not be scrutinized because it's irrelevant to the information released and a complete and total distraction to what we should be discussing.

Second, what kind of power are you even referring to? The internet? Freedom of information? When did Julian claim to be above the law? And what laws are you specifically referring to?

Assange if an egomaniacal prick, but apparently that is what is required to take on the empire. Even if he did everything he did to get some play, it does not fucking matter, and the fact that people think it does makes their thought process beyond all levels of myopia I'm familiar with.


Edit: I also love the delicious irony* of the OP busting out ad hominem in a thread containing the title it does. (*not literal irony, but society's lexiconical abused version of irony.)
 
robertsan21 said:
Assange is one awesome man.

but he will never be a true pimp no matter how many war logs he releases!

I been hitting twins julian, have you?
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At the same time? In that case I salute you, pimp among pimps.
 
nyong said:
How is he being persecuted? The guy was a suspected ego-maniac and creeper and these findings help to confirm people's suspicions. This is no different than what happens to Rush Limbaugh, O'Reilly, Bill Clinton, Britney Spears, or any number of other public figures who throw themselves into the spotlight and open up their personal lives to criticism. Assange's motivations should be scrutinized, especially given some people's unquestioning support of his actions. Anyone claiming the right to wield that kind of power, who also claims to be above the law, needs to be dissected and displayed for what they really are.
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I am referring to this: http://thelede.blogs.nytimes.com/20...ible-extradition-of-wikileaks-founder-to-u-s/
 
Im guessing you guys wouldn't find it odd that I think Assange is...

A MOTHERFUCKING BOSS!!

Holy shit, dude is a god...I could only hope to one day be an apprentice to this fellow.
 
sangreal said:
The Swedish prosecutor's statement that Britain would have to approve of any extradition to the US? How is that persecution, or relevant to this thread? It does demonstrate that Assange's lawyer is making stuff up for the media again.
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Are you being dense on purpose? I am referring to the US government's attempt to criminally prosecute Assange and Sweden's likely complicity in it. "Attorney General Eric Holder on Monday vowed to examine every statute possible to bring charges against Assange, including some that have never before been used to prosecute a publisher." What is difficult to understand?
 
It seems most people either hate him or love him.

I don't see why so many people on the Internet love every single thing he does though.
 
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