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[nightfly]

And none of that kid friendly "Pokémon attacks don't really hurt you" stuff. Like if you really had a Fire Pokémon use Flamethrower on you it would be just as bad as a real one. Or a Psychic type using their powers on you, or Ghost types being able to take your spirit etc.

Legendaries and Mythical Pokemon also exist.

Would humans really be able to defend against them, let alone be able to capture them and battle with them?

 

[evanft]

I'd be like:

 

[duck_sauce]

Weekend already?

 

[HerjansEagleFeeder]

Don't know but I'm sure someone would shag 'em

 

[Griffon]

Pokemon exist in real life. It's called wild life.
Some of it was tamed, some used for food, and the dangerous ones got decimated because a spear or a gun is super effective.

Pokemon having fire attacks is barely any different than how current dangerous animals can tear you into pieces.

Pokemon is basically a society of people who do dog fights everywhere.

 

[adamsapple]

Don't know but I'm sure someone would shag 'em

Looking at the number of R34 content, it's a damn well certainty.

 

[simpatico]

Pokemon do exist, you just lack the courage to start a broad species combat league because you're afraid of governmental blowback. There's nothing in nature stopping you from cross breeding beasts from various species and pitting them against each other in mortal combat.

 

[Fbh]

"My Ditto after I show it a picture of Sydney Sweeney and ask it to transform into her"

 

[StoopKidz]

I'd be worried about people like OP with the My Little Pony pfp doing things to them.

 

[TNT Sheep]

Or a Psychic type using their powers on you

Like this but without the happy ending.

 

[clarky]

 

[ssringo]

The violent ones would be a problem but the cute and/or sexy ones?

...also a problem.

 

[MooMilk2929]

How would you classify pokemon and animals? Both have to exist.

 

[duck_sauce]

The violent ones would be a problem but the cute and/or sexy ones?

...also a problem.

Name a sexy Pokemon!

 

[ssringo]

Name a sexy Pokemon!

 

[Gaiff]

 

[Zacfoldor]

Very.

 

[The Cockatrice]

It would be the end of humans lmao.

 

[Trogdor1123]

Well, they are all intelligent and able to communicate so I guess that would eliminate meat from the market…

 

[Werewolf Jones]

Summer is here...

 

[Miyazaki’s Slave]

Do you mean slavery?

That's very bad…so…it would be very bad!

 

[ReyBrujo]

Someone didn't read the Vaporeon memo.

 

[Sintoid]

All those young Pokemon trainers in jail for animal exploitation... I would love it

 

[Randall365]

Can you get a ditto pregnant? Asking for a friend.

 

[evanft]

Don't know but I'm sure someone would shag 'em

 

[L*][*N*K]

In those games a 10 yeae old kid can catch god in a ball and have it fight for him, it is not just going to be bad it is going to be hilarious

 

[Sticks]

The violent ones would be a problem but the cute and/or sexy ones?

...also a problem.

There are sexy Pokémon?

 

[Saber]

I would guess it would be one side humans, another Pokemons and the other the crossbreed mutants between them, just like the mutants from Total Recall.

 

[Zathalus]

 

[FoxMcChief]

Japan sex stuff would be waaaaaaay weirder.

 

[Magic Carpet]

Pokeball tech would make traveling so much easier.

 

[pqueue]

we would all be bored in real life as opposed to when playing it on a Nintendo system/

 

[Holammer]

In such a world Braised Tepig belly, Miltank Steaks and Magicarp Meunière would be on the menu.

 

[Gexxy1]

Aren't Pokemon just slaves with stockholm syndrome?

 

[Witchilich]

There was a time when I used to dream about Digimon being real. Then I grew up.

 

[Itchy Tickles]

Dunno why my brain went to that meme of the Pokemon kid (Ash?) in the TV show getting a new bath toy and its a pikachu bath bomb....

 

[PeteBull]

Pokemon does exist irl, u just gotta dig deep into its true lore, some of us do, like here:

He still smashed btw

 

[Black_Stride]

In classic Pokemon they attack on sight.

Bre......we gonna be living underground.......ohhh fuck no we aint.

We would have to eradicate them, not even to low enough numbers we can manage them, but basically most of the Pokedex we have to straight make extinct to survive.

 

[Vick]

Man when the fuck did something like Pokémon became sexual?

I mean, the human girls I could understand but the fucking monsters themselves?

 

[IDKFA]

Pretty bad.

Some Pokémon are like small wepons of mass destruction.

When the fuck did something like Pokémon became sexual?

I mean, the human girls I could understand but the fucking monsters themselves?

When the designs became like this.

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[Vick]

When the designs became like this.

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And that's supposed to turn people on?

 

[Unfortunatecookie]

Pokemon exist in real life. It's called wild life.
Some of it was tamed, some used for food, and the dangerous ones got decimated because a spear or a gun is super effective.

Pokemon having fire attacks is barely any different than how current dangerous animals can tear you into pieces.

Pokemon is basically a society of people who do dog fights everywhere.

The first time you have a wild animal charge at you, you instantly appreciate the people who created weapons.

Mewtwo and a few other Pokemon are really the only "We might be fucked" Pokemon. Sure, an Articuno or Moltres could mess up some local economies (e.g., freeze a lake, fry a forest), but most Pokemon are pretty harmless.

The real danger of Pokemon being real would be governments or terrorist groups having a monopoly on a dangerous species and as a result, that government or terrorist group becomes unstoppable. So you know how in TV shows/games/movies etc. whenever there's a zombie apocalypse it almost always boils down to "Well the real danger all along was actually humans"? Picture a government having a monopoly on deployable zombies. It's kinda like a government having a monopoly on nukes; it's not the nukes that are the bad guys, it's the people who want to use them for destruction/measurably unethical purposes.

 

[archangelmorph]

Pokemon exist in real life. It's called wild life.
Some of it was tamed, some used for food, and the dangerous ones got decimated because a spear or a gun is super effective.

Pokemon having fire attacks is barely any different than how current dangerous animals can tear you into pieces.

Pokemon is basically a society of people who do dog fights everywhere.

And Cock Fights!

 

[Miyazaki’s Slave]

Pretty bad.

Some Pokémon are like small wepons of mass destruction.


When the designs became like this.

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That image isn't helping the cause: it's a dog deer with cloud ears!!! How is that "mate-able"?!?!

 

[IDKFA]

And that's supposed to turn people on?

Not me. I don't trust anyone who says they find Pokémon sexually attractive. Huge red flag. They probably need their computer checked.

That image isn't helping the cause: it's a dog deer with cloud ears!!! How is that "mate-able"?!?!

It's supposed to be a rabbit. An anthropomorphic rabbit that twerks, krumps and pelvic thrusts while slowly moaning.

Don't ask me. Not my idea.

 

[Miyazaki’s Slave]

Not me. I don't trust anyone who says they find Pokémon sexually attractive. Huge red flag. They probably need their computer checked.



It's supposed to be a rabbit. An anthropomorphic that twerks, krumps and pelvic thrusts while slowly moaning.

Don't ask me. Not my idea.

What HAPPENED to Pokémon? FFS…

 

[hououinkyouma00]

With the way she gets lewd'd on the internet I'm not sure Pokemon being real would be a good thing...

 

[hououinkyouma00]

Man when the fuck did something like Pokémon became sexual?

I mean, the human girls I could understand but the fucking monsters themselves?

Pokemon moms can get it

 

[Gp1]

They would go extinct besides on a Safari in Africa.

I'll probably have a Charizard head above my fire place.

 

[IDKFA]

Pokemon moms can get it

All of them pale in comparison to the Queen

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