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Ketchup bomb prank. I know what I'm doing this weekend!

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Ketchup sprayed across a stucco ceiling. Yeah, fuck off.

This is why I'm hesitant about getting into the rental business. Take some seemingly normal people, and next thing you know they're spraying shit all over your fucking ceiling and walls.
 
Bourbon Mayo for fries is better and for burgers. 1/4 cup bourbon, 2 cups of mayo, minced roasted garlic, salt, pepper. Just stir it up it and throw it in the fridge.
 
Was that....mayonnaise....on fries...

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I'd rig random items in my house to explode too if my significant other covered freshly made fries in mayo like that. She's a monster.

You can eat fries with whatever the hell you want, but put it in a separate cup on the side, not all over the top of the fries.
 
Ketchup sprayed across a stucco ceiling. Yeah, fuck off.

This is why I'm hesitant about getting into the rental business. Take some seemingly normal people, and next thing you know they're spraying shit all over your fucking ceiling and walls.

Just set high deposits.
 
Mayo on fries. Mayo. On fires.

The horrors I'm subjected to on this site, my god.

I was once like you were. I remember back in my high school days watching fellow students partake in this strange combo food fascination. I decided one day to see what the fuss was about, and have been a believer ever since. Follow us brother. The kingdom of mayo- fry heaven awaits you. The most devout will use ketchup as well. But to transcend to an ultimate celestial form amongst the flock, you need to use chipotle mayo.
 
I don't think the thirty seconds worth of giggling was worth the cleanup this guy eventually had to do. Serves him right, though.

Also I use Kewpie mayo with french fries. It's delicious.
 
She took it pretty well. I would have killed him if I was his partner. If I pulled that prank i'd be either on the couch or in the hospital, depending on what the wifey was wearing.
 
Looks fake, she never looks at the ketchup bottle even though it is clearly discolored after she shakes it but before that she stared at the mayo bottle for a couple seconds.
 
Have you guys never heard of/had fry sauce? Pretty weird that its dumped on the fries though instead of on the side.

Also I'd be pretty pissed if this happened. Probably ruined the window topper.
 
Hahahah ketchap on drywall will never come out


Anyone that did taht to me in my house? Would beaten until they are off my property.
 
Who the fuck puts chips in a bowl?

And Mayo on anything is just disgusting. One of the worst condiments imo.

Good luck cleaning that shit off the ceiling LOL.
 
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