To anyone else dealing with kidney stones or anyone who has them in the future: get a fucking antibiotic. Just stay on them.
So when I first went to the ER when I originally got my stones, they prescribed me an antibiotic. They said it was in case the stones passed and sliced me up on the way out. They didn't want me to get an infection. I took them for the week they prescribed me, but my stones didn't pass so it ended up being pointless.
They didn't prescribe them to me when I got my lithotripsy last Wednesday. Huuuuuge mistake on their part. In less than 24 hours, I was in the ER thinking I was actually going to die. The pain was the worst thing I have ever felt. It was so bad it was making me throw up every few minutes. For 3 hours, I was unable to even keep down a sip of water. I constantly felt like I had to pee, but nothing would come out. I started to get dehydrated. Eventually nothing but blood was coming out of my dick. Not just bloody pee, which I've gotten used to at this point. Just blood.
When the pain got so severe I started to have trouble breathing, I woke my girlfriend up and got her to drive me to the ER. They gave me 2 liters of fluid (not on a drip, actually pumped into me), and antibiotic via IV, Toradol, Zofran, and Dilaudid. Despite all of that, it still hurt. It hurt less, but I never had a moment of actual comfort.
I spent the next 3 days absolutely miserable. When the pain hit, it would turn my stomach. My bladder was constantly aching. I went from sweating to shivering at the drop of the dime. I woke up 6 or 7 times a night to pee, each time having to fall back to sleep while dealing with the intense pain. It was fucking horrible.
Now that I've been on antibiotics for a few days, it's fine. I'm pissing out stones, and it's really not as bad as I was led to believe it would be. Flomax helps. The pain no longer even warrants Percocet, I've just had a couple Tylenol today.