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[#Phonepunk#]

the "these aren't real people" thing is a bad counter argument IMO. sex largely happens in your mind. masturbation almost entirely happens in your mind. whoever you are looking at when masturbating, you are almost having sex with them via proxy, or some fictitious way. people like to look at people they are attracted to, unless your job is to watch porn purely for research and without getting sexual satisfaction from it. this makes it extra icky when someone who is as young as 11 or 12 is involved. that is not just bad, that's some evil shit. Kotaku is fucking evil from this point on.

Harry Potter is enjoyed by adults as well and indeed there have been porn parodies, ones that feature adult actors rather than child-size animations. another difference is, they are on sites where you have to pass an age verification. there is an age lock to the content, as is legally required. these porn sites are far more responsible than Kotaku. if only they did game reviews too.

 

[Papa]

Don't care what mental gymnastics you perform to justify it, if you're into this you're a sick fuck.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

the "these aren't real people" thing is a bad counter argument IMO. sex largely happens in your mind.

When you kill a person in a game did that not happen in your mind as well? If so are you a murderer in training? Or are you one already?

whoever you are looking at when masturbating, you are almost having sex

What so we've all had (almost) sex with Jessica Rabbit?

this makes it extra icky when someone who is as young as 11 or 12 is involved.

Can't really defend why you'd jack it to kid toons honestly. STILL wouldn't call that CP. Just your regular Tiny Tina fan. Still terrible though.

Don't care what mental gymnastics you perform to justify it, if you're into this you're a sick fuck.

I don't think anybody here has said they are into it just saying it isn't the same thing as real life. Just like beheading people in Skyrim doesn't make me a monster. Or nuking America in New Vegas makes me a psychopath.

 

[Tesseract]

are you jerking off while you behead people in skyrim

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

are you jerking off while you behead people in skyrim

No you said to save it for movie night!

 

[TheSadRanger]

Don't care what mental gymnastics you perform to justify it, if you're into this you're a sick fuck.

What's worse is the whole article talks about how the porn could be better.

It's like wtf the article is arguing for animated kiddy porn with higher production values. I feel like I'm reading a fucking op-ed written by Jeffrey Dahmer.

 

[Tesseract]

What's worse is the whole article talks about how the porn could be better.

It's like wtf the article is arguing for animated kiddy porn with higher production values. I feel like I'm reading a fucking op-ed written by Jeffrey Dahmer.

jeffrey had standards

 

[GreyHorace]

Porn of fictional characters (whether they be from cartoons, games, movies books etc.) has existed since pop culture became a thing of everyday life. Why the fuck is this news?

 

[Tesseract]

Porn of fictional characters (whether they be from cartoons, games, movies books etc.) has existed since pop culture became a thing of everyday life. Why the fuck is this news?

take a guess

 

[GreyHorace]

take a guess

I suspect they wanted to generate outrage clickbait. If so, they're no better than a goddamn tabloid.

 

[captainraincoat]

I don't think he is defending this so much as he is saying it is a false equivalence. I don't get why you'd be into that shit myself but to me it is just a drawing and no drawing can be as vile and ugly as real life.

However certain people think like you here.

No...not having a dig at him...its more my own opinion and they are entitled to theirs
So please don't take it as an attack

Also funny to see the thread is still open.....wonder if I should burn an alt account and drop in and ask for an invite to the new pedo discord

 

[nkarafo]

It's like double standards aren't enough for them anymore. Because not only it is OK when we are objectifying women in videogames, we do it while they are underage too. It's like a double standard with a cherry on top.

underage characters
Man I thought they post real people not drawings. Still weird though.

I agree that they are only fictional characters. However, we all know how places like kotaku and era deal with fictional characters. Like they always treat them as if they are real people with human rights or something. How many times they outraged over how female characters are depicted in videogames? So, them doing this kind of shit is much worse than anyone else doing it.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

I agree that they are only fictional characters. However, we all know how places like kotaku and era deal with fictional characters. Like they always treat them as if they are real people with human rights or something. How many times they outraged over how female characters are depicted in videogames? So, them doing this kind of shit is much worse than anyone else doing it.

But this was done by a woman so its ok? Look up her other articles (if they haven't been shot down yet) they are fucking retarded.

 

[Deleted member 738976]

Does Hulk Hogan have to run wild on your websites again? Misty didn't ask to have her pictures shown off like that. All the Pokémaniacs of the world won't stand for this outage brother.

 

[GreyHorace]

Say what you will about Tomonobu Itagaki (former head of Team Ninja and one the creators of the Dead or Alive franchise), but despite some people whining about the DOA girls being sexualized, Itagaki adamantly refused to show any nudity in DOAX.

Tomonobu Itagaki talks DOAX, DOA4, underage girls, & nuclear missles.

XBN: A lot of men will want to buy this game because of the attractive manga girls. For them, what is the most risqué element you’ve included in DOAX?

Itagaki: You’d be surprised, but this is not really a sex game. The girls are beautiful, but I think of them like daughters. They’re my babies!

XBN: So we’re not getting any nudity at all?

Itagaki: Never! I ask you now, what kind of father would want to show his daughters naked?

So Kotaku is okay with showing child porn. I learn something new everyday.

 

[nush]

Also funny to see the thread is still open.....wonder if I should burn an alt account and drop in and ask for an invite to the new pedo discord

There's way better opportunities to burn an alt there. This outrage is tempered by the fact they don't want to piss off Jason Schrier who gives REE Industry credibility. Any other news site would be THQ'd by now.

 

[Gun Animal]

Yo, wait, Misty is ten years old? What the heck. Newsflash to anyone reading this who ever jacked off to Misty: You are literally a pedophile and you should kill yourself. BRB, I've got a hot date with some hot lead!

 

[TheSadRanger]

Taken straight from the article. I read it and it reads like a super crazy person wrote it.

While Link and Mipha were making tadpoles, Zelda was having sex with Bokoblins. As you do. In a surprisingly accurate treatment of the source material, however, Zelda is pictured wearing the Bokoblin mask, which makes the little creeps accept you as one of their own. Hence, the sex. She even attempts to give head to the Moblins, the ten-foot-tall enemies from the game, apparently with dicks to match.
All the while, her actual in-game voiceover plays, asking Link, “How did it come to this?” She pleads with him to help, wailing, “I’m sorry—my power is not strong enough,” as her face is plastered with rails of jizz. “Wake up, Link,” she says, after consuming enough Bokoblin sperm to feed a family. “Open your eyes.” And he does. It was only a nightmare! A weirdly specific nightmare!

It would have been quite an entertaining watch if it wasn’t for the utter disregard for accuracy. Hermione and Crabbe met up in the Gryffindor common room (which is unlikely, as Crabbe would need the password) and then had sex on the sofa in front of the fire. Crabbe magically removed Hermione’s uniform with a wordless spell (which is magic far too advanced for Crabbe) and then, at the end, ejaculated a weird, stringy slime onto her. In another scene, Draco rimmed Cho Chang in the hospital while Ron and Hermione had a cheeky shag next door (which seems logistically unlikely, not to mention unhygienic).
Finally, Harry got into the girls’ dormitory to get a blowjob from Ginny (impossible, since it’s enchanted against boys—the dormitory, that is, not Ginny’s vagina). All the while, Cho and Hermione lay fully naked on top of their bedsheets, and at the end Harry transformed into Draco and looked right at the camera.

I've seen to much, I stared into the abyss and it stared back.

 

[Papa]

When you kill a person in a game did that not happen in your mind as well? If so are you a murderer in training? Or are you one already?

What so we've all had (almost) sex with Jessica Rabbit?

Can't really defend why you'd jack it to kid toons honestly. STILL wouldn't call that CP. Just your regular Tiny Tina fan. Still terrible though.

I don't think anybody here has said they are into it just saying it isn't the same thing as real life. Just like beheading people in Skyrim doesn't make me a monster. Or nuking America in New Vegas makes me a psychopath.

lol big fucking difference between killing imaginary monsters inside a game world and jacking your dick in the real world to images of animated children.

Zero patience for sick fucks who want to spin this and justify their sickness.

 

[Gun Animal]

lol big fucking difference between killing imaginary monsters inside a game world and jacking your dick in the real world to images of animated children.

Zero patience for sick fucks who want to spin this and justify their sickness.

hypothetically speaking, if someone started jacking off to Misty when they were 11 years old, and continued to do so well into adulthood, did they start out as 11-year-old sick fucks or did they become sick fucks somewhere along the way? If so, when? (Asking for a friend, I'm more of a May guy)

 

[Papa]

hypothetically speaking, if someone started jacking off to Misty when they were 11 years old, and continued to do so well into adulthood, did they start out as 11-year-old sick fucks or did they become sick fucks somewhere along the way? If so, when? (Asking for a friend, I'm more of a May guy)

Man that is a dumb question. Why don't you go all the way and make it a clear cut case of an 11 year old cartoon character. Quite obviously, the 11 year old jacking it to an 11 year old cartoon character is not a sick fuck. If they continue to do so when they are an adult, they are a sick fuck, because the cartoon character is still 11.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

lol big fucking difference between killing imaginary monsters

What if those monsters are underage then? I'm sure the deathclaw you killed was only 3! You know who the real monster is here? (you)

inside a game world and jacking your dick in the real world to images of animated children.

Gross. But cartoons aren't real. How about making films about kids and their suffering (some of them being literal prostitutes) as a career? Where can I boycott the next ghibli film for harming these fictional characters?

Zero patience for sick fucks who want to spin this and justify their sickness.

I haven't seen a single "flat is justice" post yet here. From anybody. You got people saying this is shit but isn't cp nobody is justifying anything.

 

[Bootyful]

My biggest takeaway from this is that Kate Gray is probably dynamite in the sack.

Hey Kate if you're reading this, DM me. I'm not too far from Montreal

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

(Asking for a friend, I'm more of a May guy)

What the shit man.
Shit taste.

 

[Gun Animal]

Man that is a dumb question. Why don't you go all the way and make it a clear cut case of an 11 year old cartoon character. Quite obviously, the 11 year old jacking it to an 11 year old cartoon character is not a sick fuck. If they continue to do so when they are an adult, they are a sick fuck, because the cartoon character is still 11.

So the transition from sick fuck happened instantaneously when they turned 18? Or was it gradual? Is there a gradient to sick fuckery or is it a binary?

edit: to be clear, i am no longer interested in the topic at hand, but merely trying to establish a foundational framework for a Metaphysic of Sick-Fuckism. I will be writing my thesis paper on matt404au's moral philosophy soon.

 

[shaddam]

No futa porn? I'm dissapointed kotaku

 

[rofif]

lol big fucking difference between killing imaginary monsters inside a game world and jacking your dick in the real world to images of animated children.

Zero patience for sick fucks who want to spin this and justify their sickness.

lol have You ever seen a real child and rule34 anime "child" ?
When all of this is on pornhub it's fine. Everyone watches it there. More people than play games or watch cinema. But it goes anywhere else and everyone tries to look saint lol

 

[TheSadRanger]

 

[Tesseract]

lol have You ever seen a real child and rule34 anime "child" ?
When all of this is on pornhub it's fine. Everyone watches it there. More people than play games or watch cinema. But it goes anywhere else and everyone tries to look saint lol

no dude, i cannot say i've ever seen that

 

[Psykotik]

Also funny to see the thread is still open.....wonder if I should burn an alt account and drop in and ask for an invite to the new pedo discord

just do a copy paste of diggeh's usual thq post and replace mentions of thq with kotaku

 

[Papa]

What if those monsters are underage then? I'm sure the deathclaw you killed was only 3! You know who the real monster is here? (you)


Gross. But cartoons aren't real. How about making films about kids and their suffering (some of them being literal prostitutes) as a career? Where can I boycott the next ghibli film for harming these fictional characters?

I haven't seen a single "flat is justice" post yet here. From anybody. You got people saying this is shit but isn't cp nobody is justifying anything.

The problem isn't what they do with the characters inside the game/movie world -- it's what you do outside of it to images of said characters.

 

[Papa]

So the transition from sick fuck happened instantaneously when they turned 18? Or was it gradual? Is there a gradient to sick fuckery or is it a binary?

edit: to be clear, i am no longer interested in the topic at hand, but merely trying to establish a foundational framework for a Metaphysic of Sick-Fuckism. I will be writing my thesis paper on matt404au's moral philosophy soon.

I'd say it'd be the same as magically transitioning from child to adult status when they turn 18. What is this idiotic argument?

 

[CuteFaceJay]

Kucktaku lost their marbles lads.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

The problem isn't what they do with the characters inside the game/movie world -- it's what you do outside of it to images of said characters.

Great. Now I feel self conscious for laughing at anime orphans IRL.

 

[Tesseract]

 

[Papa]

Great. Now I feel self conscious for laughing at anime orphans IRL.

are you retarded

 

[Jigsaah]

Wow...what were they thinking?

Edit:
Were they thinking?

 

[Gun Animal]

I'd say it'd be the same as magically transitioning from child to adult status when they turn 18. What is this idiotic argument?

to what extent do you think adulthood is arbitrarily defined? presumably somewhere between "not at all" and "entirely"
(to be clear, this discussion is to establish when sick-fuckism is attained, not in any way an attempt to justify attraction to minors. As we know, virtually all men are exclusively attracted to women over the age of 18, and there's no difference between finding a 17-year-and-364-day-old attractive and wanting to force-fuck a toddler.)

 

[Papa]

to what extent do you think adulthood is arbitrarily defined? presumably somewhere between "not at all" and "entirely"

Spare me the sealioning, creep.

 

[Bootyful]

This thread is getting spicy

 

[Tesseract]

if spicy is creepy, sure

 

[Helios]

What about a 3000 yo loli dragon that just happens to look like a kid, matt?

 

[Silent Viper]

There is an archive link: http://archive.fo/mPDRA (NSFW)

Lol

 

[Weilthain]

Every 400 years roughly, the world has a refresh. We are very close to the next one thankfully.

 

[GreyHorace]

Every 400 years roughly, the world has a refresh. We are very close to the next one thankfully.

What was the last one? The Renaissance?

 

[DGrayson]

wtf this is wild.

I dont really follow all these games sites, I know Kotaku is considered shit. I honestly get all my gaming news from GAF and i have done it like that for years.

But I am really shocked that somehow this made it onto their site.

 

[Weilthain]

What was the last one? The Renaissance?

1666

 

[Fuz]

Kotaku, a supposed professional website covering video games, shouldn't be posting shit that's equivalent to what a random Reddit users posts.

Well, their "journalists" are the equivalent of random Reddit users.

 

[TUROK]

Somebody cares too much about meaningless bullshit.

 

[kraspkibble]

There is an archive link: http://archive.fo/mPDRA (NSFW)

i ain't clickin that