SteveWinwood
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Money maker mike is so amazing.
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Krispy Kreme's Debut Single - The Baddest [update: aka FROGGY FRESH]
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Vigilant Walrus
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Haha,
and so it was that the adventures of Krispy teh Kreme and his trusty partner, Money Maker Mike continued.
What we learned in "girl work it" was fascinating. This is perhaps the only rap video in history that is dedicated to all the ladies, without having any ladies in it. This is both absolutely hilarious and slightly bromantic. I love it.
Money Maker Mike continues being the secret star of the show and the backbone of Krispys productions. How can a person who does absolutely NOTHING in front of the camera - not even acknowleding the audience, say so much in the nothingness?
Lesser people would break down the fourth wall, and that would be it. Money Maker Mike, builds several walls in an apartmentcomplex while resulting to tear them down with nuclear capitalism. Mike is ruthless and leaves nothing to chance as Krisy with his toned arms take the stage, while pissing on all the retarded songs about the same subject from the likes of Usher (Love in this Club) and Drake (pick any song).
the fact that no women are featured. no female skin. no sexuality. It becomes extremely sexual. the viewer almost feels like that everything else has made them asexual, but as krispy dances to himself in the dust - it returns. the audience finally took the blue pill. But it wasn't Viagra as in the Matrix - it wasn't a gay trick. It was not even a trick. The truth is simply - we're all girls and we have to work it - working it in the club or on the dance floor merely becomes a simili to something much greater - our own lives - our own great depression. we need to work hard and make that paper instead of being bitches. that is what the duo is trying to teach us. So smooth.
and so it was that the adventures of Krispy teh Kreme and his trusty partner, Money Maker Mike continued.
What we learned in "girl work it" was fascinating. This is perhaps the only rap video in history that is dedicated to all the ladies, without having any ladies in it. This is both absolutely hilarious and slightly bromantic. I love it.
Money Maker Mike continues being the secret star of the show and the backbone of Krispys productions. How can a person who does absolutely NOTHING in front of the camera - not even acknowleding the audience, say so much in the nothingness?
Lesser people would break down the fourth wall, and that would be it. Money Maker Mike, builds several walls in an apartmentcomplex while resulting to tear them down with nuclear capitalism. Mike is ruthless and leaves nothing to chance as Krisy with his toned arms take the stage, while pissing on all the retarded songs about the same subject from the likes of Usher (Love in this Club) and Drake (pick any song).
the fact that no women are featured. no female skin. no sexuality. It becomes extremely sexual. the viewer almost feels like that everything else has made them asexual, but as krispy dances to himself in the dust - it returns. the audience finally took the blue pill. But it wasn't Viagra as in the Matrix - it wasn't a gay trick. It was not even a trick. The truth is simply - we're all girls and we have to work it - working it in the club or on the dance floor merely becomes a simili to something much greater - our own lives - our own great depression. we need to work hard and make that paper instead of being bitches. that is what the duo is trying to teach us. So smooth.
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vigilant walrus how do you feel about kreme's exposed biceps.. what do they mean?
shadyspace
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Whenever I see Vigilant Walrus post I try my best to figure out what mental illness he has but I can't ever nail it down.
I read your post and for some reason, can't stop laughing.
And yea, it's funny but dude wipe your nose.
Vigilant Walrus
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good question space blamer (if you don't mind me calling you that)!
the tank top is a nod to Nelly I think. He returned a few years ago from hiatus as absolutely ripped - the joke was that the producers had stuck him into a training facility.
krispy is mocking the male rap stars homo erotic self centered fixations. You see, in hiphop you have to be something. you can't be moderately average.
you can be a skinny rapper like wiz kalifa, or obese like rick ross - both of them applaud themselves for their weight and brag about it. thats the thing about rap. you have to be a smug bastard about whatever you are. If you are handicapped and a rapper, you better be rhyming verses about how your wheelchairs are the wheel of fortune, because thats what rappers do - they glorify anything.
and krispy is flashing his insignificant guns. you can see that he has worked out. less than eminem, but he def has a bit on him biceps. it puts him into legitimacy-territory.
So the conclusion is; Krispy Kreme ultimately is a metaphor on music today. this one is about the glorification of sex and the opposite sex. It's about the genders.
Best friends was about the current trends in sociology - it asks the questions if society ultimately is an assault on the human spirit.
The baddest is about the ego, and the self centered nature of ourselves. as he rhymes about 4 of this, 400 of that, it becomes clear that even if you have infinity of something, it will not enough to take down krispy kreme. He is commenting on the carrot on a stick. On materialism. "the person who dies with the most stuff, wins" becomes the center focus.
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hmm yes, and perhaps the medium he is utilizing (youtube, free release) is another statement on that, ostensibly?
vas_a_morir
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Upon second listening, this is Krispy's hottest track yet. He's actually getting a lot better at rapping, lol.
It's because it's the best.
Stolen Bikes (Preview)
Money Maker Mike finally wears different clothes. James is back and he's stealin' bikes!
James is such an asshhole.
Money Maker Mike finally wears different clothes. James is back and he's stealin' bikes!
James is such an asshhole.
vas_a_morir
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Hey guys.... look at the top comment on his new video preview.
Apparently, Krispykreme is a guy named Tyler Cassidy from Flint MI, and this is his 'real' music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApYN223KR4k&feature=plcp
Who knows what's true anymore, so I don't know. But, if it is... (It sure sounds like him at the beginning, with no Southern accent)
(You guys know the censored website in that link)
Apparently, Krispykreme is a guy named Tyler Cassidy from Flint MI, and this is his 'real' music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApYN223KR4k&feature=plcp
Who knows what's true anymore, so I don't know. But, if it is... (It sure sounds like him at the beginning, with no Southern accent)
(You guys know the censored website in that link)
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Turquoise Jeep this is not.
SteveWinwood
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The rabbit hole. It grows deeper.
perfectchaos007
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Vigilant Walrus is gone. Who is going to give the Krispy Kreme breakdown recaps now!?
Mattlikewhoa
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what happened to Vigilant Walrus?
NinjaMouse
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Man...I wish I had the nerve to record videos like this. Call him a clown all you want, but the guy cracks me up. Good for him, keep it krispaaaaayyyy.....
Based on vas_a_morir's post, these might be legit too. Genius with a sense of humor.
Krispy Kreme/Tyler Cassidy - Forever
Krispy Kreme/Tyler Cassidy - The Pain
Krispy Kreme/Tyler Cassidy - Wasteland
Krispy Kreme/Tyler Cassidy - Forever
Krispy Kreme/Tyler Cassidy - The Pain
Krispy Kreme/Tyler Cassidy - Wasteland
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i reject the idea that he is being outed or is "trolling" with his krispy kreme songs.
shadyspace
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It was obvious from the beginning and it makes his work all the more impressive.
vas_a_morir
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I always thought he showed flashes of competence that exceeded what we came to expect from his persona. Like, the choruses would be a little too good.
This makes his 'crying' video way funnier.
This makes his 'crying' video way funnier.
TheContact
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lol this video is funny, i hope he's just joking though.
i googled mac miller because of that kid's shirt and discovered a pretty good artist
i googled mac miller because of that kid's shirt and discovered a pretty good artist
JumpingTheGun
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Am I supposed to take this guy seriously when he's named after a doughnut?
OfWhiteSkinOnRedLeather
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This kid's a fucking genius. :lol
LightofRohan
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No donuts? ):
*That was better than a donut
**I'm posting a picture of donuts anyways (this thread needs more of them)
*That was better than a donut
**I'm posting a picture of donuts anyways (this thread needs more of them)
SteveWinwood
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Holy shit. Stolen bikes is amazing.
TheContact
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so I guess now it's fairly well known that Krispy Kreme isn't actually from the south and he graduated first in his class in HS with a 3.95gpa. I'm guessing he did the whole Krispy Kreme thing since he knew that would get more views than this would.
perfectchaos007
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yep, reel the audience in with Krispy Kreme's gimmick, then show em your real stuff. He's a pretty ingenious marketer.
GamerVoice
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Stolen Bikes is AMAZING.
TheContact
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SteveWinwood
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I thought it pretty much was already. You want all the videos in the OP? I can pm a mod to change the title, but i'm not sure they would.
LightofRohan
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Stolen Bikes? Those guys are baggin cocaine. I think they have bigger problems
Shit is filmed nicely though, how did they get those crane shots? Haha
Shit is filmed nicely though, how did they get those crane shots? Haha
that video where he was crying..
dude missed his calling, he's the actor of our generation.
TheContact
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I was just referring to the title and how it's just announcing a release of one of his songs, instead of like a Krispy Kreme |OT| or something
SteveWinwood
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I'll make one if you think it'd be good to have.
Neffarias_Bredd
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chorus is so catchy
SteveWinwood
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Bahahahahaha
YEAH BOY THAT SHIT WAS GOIN SIDEWAYS.
Man I think I've watched the video like 10 times already.
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