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BloodMoney said:
If I remember correctly, you "don't like the smell" of pussy, yet hear you are waltzing around town having not showered in a week... You probably smell like twat dude.

BO is like a burp... You can't smell your own.

Bathe yourself
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If her pelly is smussy and he only bathes onces a week and they have nightly ghost sex where he wakes up covered head to to in girl/ghost protoplasm...I wouldn't even want to imagine the aura coming off of this guy's crotch in the elevator.
 
I shower at most twice a week if i am not going to gym but otherwise every time i return from gym, which is like 6 times a week..so is Gaf telling me i need to shower more often ?
 
ginger ninja said:
I shower at most twice a week if i am not going to gym but otherwise every time i return from gym, which is like 6 times a week..so is Gaf telling me i need to shower more often ?
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Well according to GAF you are quite possibly the SECOND most vile disgusting human on earth.

But I got your back bro.
 
RELIGHT said:
Well according to GAF you are quite possibly the SECOND most vile disgusting human on earth.

But I got your back bro.
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I don't know bro, no offence but I will rather go with the majority opinion and start showering more than someone who lets his Gf get humped by a ghost.
 
ginger ninja said:
I don't know bro, no offence but I will rather go with the majority opinion and start showering more than someone who lets his Gf get humped by a ghost.
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Lttp on this one, but how can you have a healthy sex life with two women and shower once a week?

Sex is messy for your nether regions.
 
Some of you are nasty motherfuckers.
It takes 15 to shower.
Maybe even less.
You know you have 15 minutes of not doing anything you can use.
You smelly fucks ain't special! You ain't busy 24/7! You're posting here!
 
whitehawk said:
You're co-workers hate you. They just aren't telling you.
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Depends on his genetic predisposition to secreting fatty acids through apocrine sweat glands. Some people won't smell strongly after not showering for days. I personally smell strongly after not showering for like half a day. We're all different.
 
The Fame era Lady Gaga was so hot, like in the Poker Face and LoveGame video. Fuck.

Also, while we're on the subject, I shower in the morning before work or going out, and after going to the gym or working out. So I don't know, I'm not the pinnacle of hygiene or anything, but I feel like once a week in most cases is probably not enough to counteract the natural body odor that's coming out of your pits, feet, and ass/sack. That shit is just kind of there whether you want it to be or not. Some people might sweat less than others, but everyone's producing that body odor naturally. Even if you didn't use soap all the time, exfoliation is really healthy, and even rinsing hair can be great for it.

GAF is weird.

EDIT: Oh, God. The guy who doesn't shower is the same guy whose girl had a ghost orgasm? Yes!
 
I think she is pretty ugly actually. She has a nice body and can look good with makeup but man, her face in natural is freaking ugly.

Still, props for her for doing what she wants.


And I shower once a day, that is the way to go.
 
Filaipus said:
I think she is pretty ugly actually. She has a nice body and can look good with makeup but man, her face in natural is freaking ugly.

Still, props for her for doing what she wants.


And I shower once a day, that is the way to go.
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I find her ugly as fuck but yet sexy and fuckable as shit. Maybe it's the whiskey speaking right now.
 
Grinchy said:
My first job was at a grocery store where a large population of a certain nationality worked. They all smelled disgusting. Every time a new person of that nationality was hired, he/she would get about a week into the job before being called into the manager's office for an uncomfortable conversation about the need to shower daily and use deodorant.

They had no idea they smelled so nasty because they are used to their own funk. Shower every day. You have no idea how bad you smell.
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why hasn't anyone noticed this post
 
Twice a day showers here. Work in health care so i'm not getting into bed till them hospital germs are off me. Can't go into work till i get my night time muck off.
 
I don't get the fuss about here. She's not attractive and does nothing for me.

Whenever she tries some crazy "outfit" or "hair style" it just blatantly and obnoxiously screams "HEY EVERYONE, LOOK AT ME!!".

I can find ugly chicks with tattooed fat arses at every Walmart.
 
bomma_man said:
I agree. But that's still super racist.
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how is it racist? Sounds like it was just a factual statement of a situation that was brought on by a difference in cultural norms. It's not as if he said "all Martians stink!' he said, "a lot of Martians worked at this store, and they were not in the practice of taking regular showers which caused them to stink".
 
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