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[depths20XX]

I quite like hairy guys, and I wouldn't hope for them to shave it off. That's weird.

Yeah, but do you eat ass?

 

[Zekes!]

This thread makes me disappointed that my current girlfriend isn't in to butt play

 

[NumberTwo]

Not shaving down there for anyone.

To be fair, I don't mind body hair on women either.

But I leave the butt alone.

I thought I was alone. I do like butt stuff though, (giving not recieving).

 

[Morrigan Stark]

What about beards?

What about them?

Are you aware of how much makeup, hair and hygiene prep most women go through every day just to look normal?

Excuse me, I look normal without going through all of that, thank you very much.

You're not asking for too much. I don't date men that don't moisturize and exfoliate.

....What

Bitches be crazy.

Wait what? I don't groom myself or put on makeup to make myself look "normal." Women don't have to do any of that.

Phew, thought I was going insane. Thank you!

I am hairy. Quite hairy everywhere

You mean to tell me that's a lie??

Spoiler

What do you mean, I'm not a scythe-wielding red-haired badass? Haha sorry, just a funny contrast between avatar and post.

 

[scarlet]

I think east asians have hairier genitals...

How much research have you done?

The truth, they don't have a lot of body hair. But when it comes to genitals, oh boy. My ex's and other guy's were like a jungle. Trim it a lil bit.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

peach fuzz don't count.

who's the man in your avatar.

 

[Zeyphersan]

peach fuzz don't count.

who's the man in your avatar.

And how hairy is his ass?

 

[Duress]

This thread makes my ass hole itchy.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

And how hairy is his ass?

my ass is perfectly round and cushy. Its a shame I have to wear clothes, because "society" says so.

 

[Daria]

I try to do a routine clean up every other shower or so. ass play is where it's at

 

[YesNOnoNOYes]

who's the man in your avatar.

Michael F-ASS-bender, I think

 

[Mineshaft_Gap]

The the man is sexy and his ass is sexy and that man happens to be hairy his ass is still sexy.

There is a limit to this, however. Sasquatch is not a turn on.

 

[Silphonica]

I keep everything trimmed as best I can, but I don't touch ass hair. For starters, it's awkward and hard to do that always ends in you being cut in some fashion. Then there is the after trim bullshit. It feels like you replaced the skin on the inside of your asscheeks with sandpaper and spend the following week walking around scratching your ass every 10mins. Going to get it waxxed every month is not a monthly expense I want to add, so the hair fucking stays.

None of the women I have been with have cared, and if a woman seriously can't overlook that then they are not worth it.

 

[Monocle]

Trim it, at least.

I would like to thank Hollywood's aversion to body hair for teaching men the right way to be.

Testify!

 

[M.D]

Man, I've been hating my ass for years but now realize its actually fine.

The only hair I have is around the upper area which makes it look fucking nasty but it's probably easy to trim and not related to all the horror stories I hear, right? RIGHT?

Other than that, just a bit of hair down there where no really needs to see. My ass cheeks are perfectly smooth, thank you for helping me discover how awesome my ass is GAF.
Also, it still feels totally wrong to talk about this shit with strangers lol

 

[Easton Dark]

Sasquatch is not a turn on.

How about gorilla?

Spoiler

 

[Sai-kun]

Not only is my ass hairy, but my taint is too. You have no idea how awful that makes things. Like when your taint hairs get all tangled up from sweat, dry out and you move your legs apart? RIIIIP.

Sucks, man.

Ughhhhhhh I feel you. And when I shave, the hairs down there are always the itchiest ones when they grow back!!!

 

[radios shipping overview]

How about gorilla?

Spoiler

Nothing wrong with rustling a few jimmies.

 

[Jimrpg]

I'm always surprised by the amount of pubes in a urinal... considering how much porn everyone watches, how come people like their own hair so much? I feel so much better when its trimmed right down.

On Topic - I trim everywhere.

 

[gogosox82]

I trim it up and call it day and so that's what I except of whatever woman I'm with. No need to shave everything off.

 

[Deleted member 80556]

This thread is hurting my self esteem. I don't want to shave my butt

 

[AyaisMUsikWhore]

Ass and back hair is a huge turn off. Shave that completely off.... But I'm fine with hair everywhere else.

 

[Jobbs]

No, my partner doesn't let me play with his butt. Such a shame. Sometimes you just wanna stick a finger in that cinnamon star, yaknow?

Yeah totally

 

[marrec]

Ass and back hair is a huge turn off. Shave that completely off.... But I'm fine with hair everywhere else.

*starts charging his shaver*

Y'all assholes forced me into this you know that right? Whatever happens from this point on is on your conscious and God won't be judging me but you.

 

[AyaisMUsikWhore]

*starts charging his shaver*

You assholes forced me into this you know that right? Whatever happens from this point on is on your conscious and God won't be judging me but you.

Lol, I'm not being fair. If a guy has excessive hair in his ass Crack and I can't see it, I'm good.

But if me and my guy are missionary and my legs grave over that hairy ass, to be blunt, the session better be good or I'm going to be turned off.

But if your ass hair is apart of you, I'm sure there's women who don't mind or care. Those are the definite keepers lol

 

[Extollere]

I'm turned off by hairy bodies, men or women.

I like the shiniest butts that can be obtained. Pls.

Psshh, easy for you to say. You know how hard it is for a guy to shave his ENTIRE body? That's hours of work, only to have it come back strong in a day or two. Fuck that shit. Some days I'm just shavin my nuts, and leave the rest of this bod hairy as fuck. I'm out!

 

[Sai-kun]

Psshh, easy for you to say. You know how hard it is for a guy to shave his ENTIRE body? That's hours of work, only to have it come back strong in a day or two. Fuck that shit. Some days I'm just shavin my nuts, and leave the rest of this bod hairy as fuck. I'm out!

this is why whenever i lament my body hair, i remember that it could always be worse and i could be way hairier.

(obviously there's nothing wrong with being hairy, i just don't really like it for myself )

 

[Zeyphersan]

Lol, I'm not being fair. If a guy has excessive hair in his ass Crack and I can't see it, I'm good.

But if me and my guy are missionary and my legs grave over that hairy ass, to be blunt, the session better be good or I'm going to be turned off.

But if your ass hair is apart of you, I'm sure there's women who don't mind or care. Those are the definite keepers lol

What if it's not so much "hairy" as "got a little bit of peach fuzz?"

 

[jey_16]

you hairless guys are so lucky, mine just grows every where. i trim in certain areas but it looks weird

 

[YesNOnoNOYes]

Psshh, easy for you to say. You know how hard it is for a guy to shave his ENTIRE body? That's hours of work, only to have it come back strong in a day or two. Fuck that shit. Some days I'm just shavin my nuts, and leave the rest of this bod hairy as fuck. I'm out!

I sometimes wonder how Chewbacca would look like completely smooth

And then I stop wondering






How about other types of hair, guize? Nose hair? Ear hair? Mighty brows? Hair that grows on your fingers'?

For me, the best butts is the slipperiest ones~

 

[Mental Atrophy]

I find it interesting that hair prevents somebody from eating or fingering a butthole, but the poop in there isn't a problem.

 

[FUME5]

*starts charging his shaver*

Y'all assholes forced me into this you know that right? Whatever happens from this point on is on your conscious and God won't be judging me but you.

You've made this decision for yourself, don't come crying to us with your sandpapered anus.

I sometimes wonder how Chewbacca would look like completely smooth

And then I stop wondering

How about other types of hair, guize? Nose hair? Ear hair? Mighty brows? Hair that grows on your fingers'?

For me, the best butts is the slipperiest ones~

I'm still working on that, I mean I know you want it slippery, but not so slippery that it can't be grabbed, right?

 

[Morrigan Stark]

Psshh, easy for you to say.

Really? You're saying that to a woman? We're expected to shave off pretty much any form of body hair except the head, lol. Give me a break.

 

[Strangelove77]

I find it interesting that hair prevents somebody from eating or fingering a butthole, but the poop in there isn't a problem.

There shouldn't be poop in there when you do that. If there is, you've gone about it all wrong.

 

[YesNOnoNOYes]

You've made this decision for yourself, don't come crying to us with your sandpapered anus.



I'm still working on that, I mean I know you want it slippery, but not so slippery that it can't be grabbed, right?

I want to be able to slide ! SLIDE ON THEM! WHEEEEEEEEE~

Work hard, FUMESY! ^_________^

 

[Mental Atrophy]

There shouldn't be poop in there when you do that. If there is, you've gone about it all wrong.

Don't kid yourself--there's still poop in there. You've only reduced the amount of it to an acceptable level.

 

[totoro'd]

I like hairy guys, even back and shoulder hair is kinda hot to me, i suppose butt hair wouldn't be much different (cant say ive ever experienced it before though), i'm weird though

 

[FUME5]

I want to be able to slide ! SLIDE ON THEM! WHEEEEEEEEE~

Work hard, FUMESY! ^_________^

So, if you ran full speed at the buns the effect would be something like this?

 

[YesNOnoNOYes]

So, if you ran full speed at the buns the effect would be something like this?

That is such slippery bun that is most desirable!

Gosh golly gosh, I'd run and slide across those slippery slopes all day long *______*

 

[Haly]

God won't be judging me but you.

No, He'll be judging you alright. You'll feel it, eventually. That pain will be your penance for transgressing against the natural order.

 

[Extollere]

Really? You're saying that to a woman? We're expected to shave off pretty much any form of body hair except the head, lol. Give me a break.

Shaving a hairy man's leg is way harder than shaving a hairy woman's leg. Shaving hairy man back / ass is totally way harder than any menial tasks that female shavers may have to deal with on a regular basis. I've watched my wife shave her legs before in 10 minutes. But since I pretty much loath shaving in general I'm not exactly jealous of you either.

And yes. I'm saying that to a woman with an overly vocal preference for slippery butts.

 

[FUME5]

That is such slippery bun that is most desirable!

Gosh golly gosh, I'd run and slide across those slippery slopes all day long *______*

OK, I think that narrows it down to silicone coated butt cheeks.

Oh, Extollere, you're getting your butt lovers mixed up.

 

[Morrigan Stark]

Shaving a hairy man's leg is way harder than shaving a hairy woman's leg.

But men are not expected to shave their legs...

 

[Mental Atrophy]

But men are not expected to shave their legs...

Kind of irrelevant since his comment was pointed at the challenge involved, not the social constructs surrounding it.

 

[Sai-kun]

Shaving a hairy man's leg is way harder than shaving a hairy woman's leg. Shaving hairy man back / ass is totally way harder than any menial tasks that female shavers may have to deal with on a regular basis. I've watched my wife shave her legs before in 10 minutes. But since I pretty much loath shaving in general I'm not exactly jealous of you either.

And yes. I'm saying that to a woman with an overly vocal preference for slippery butts.

you know why this is right?

hint:

Spoiler

she's probably been doing it for at least a decade because she was taught to

 

[YesNOnoNOYes]

Hairless Chewbacca?

Spoiler

Also, amen sister. PREACH.

nono, person-actor chewbacca is not the one i was thinking about. i was thinking about ... how the creature would look like.... if shaved

but ... mind refuses to ruin childhood's memory XD

...

come to think of this, furries should love hairy people, no?



... :3

 

[N0VAM0D]

I would honestly prefer it without hair, but it's definitely not a deal breaker. Just keep it clean and neat, guys. That's not too hard.

Also, to all of you men who are shaving your butt hair, seriously, just go get it waxed. Way less painless, much quicker, keeps hair away for a lot longer, and generally has better results.

 

[brokenbeans]

I've got a hairy back but not a hairy ass I don't get it.

 

[Plywood]

You shave it and get hit with the tune of a thousand tiny stings.

 

[YesNOnoNOYes]

Shaving a hairy man's leg is way harder than shaving a hairy woman's leg. Shaving hairy man back / ass is totally way harder than any menial tasks that female shavers may have to deal with on a regular basis. I've watched my wife shave her legs before in 10 minutes. But since I pretty much loath shaving in general I'm not exactly jealous of you either.

And yes. I'm saying that to a woman with an overly vocal preference for slippery butts.

:>

To be honest, at least in my case, you're quite right. I never shave. Was born as a naturally hairless aberration :3