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Legendary Shipping Meltdowns (SPOILERS)

Poor Psycho_Mantis.

Wait what? What happened?

Ain't got to worry about me. SasuSaku is canon and any nonsense being spewed by some upset and most likely ignorant fans is not going to change that. Heck, I even got a whole volume where these so called fans got embarrassed by thinking Karin was Sarada's mother. Shout out to NarutoGAF. Goes to show how much they "know" about these characters lol

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I got my happy ending, but I appreciate the concern.
 
I'm sure it's covered, but I'm still pissed off that TK and Kari didn't happen. They had spent two goddamn series foreshadowing it.
 
"I'm suddenly a scientist on science!"

"Well I'm suddenly a doctor!"

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"Bye Bitch!"

I crie everitym.

Yeah I remember this one. So damn odd. But not quite as bad as what they did with Jack and Carly where everything with them just sort of got shoved aside after they finished the main story up to that point.
 
If Sarada was Karin's child, that would've been so hilarious, just that final nail in the coffin.

I think it was more hilarious seeing these fools, that claimed to understand the characters and manga, genuinely think Sasuke would cheat on his wife with a girl he has never liked, continue living in marriage with his wife and letting her raise the kid.

They even got cocky about it, till it blew up in their faces and they had to make themselves feel better by saying Kishi didn't have the balls. Lads please, don;t blame the author for your stupidity.
 
You can save a life without resorting to emotional manipulation

To be fair, Naruto at this point had developed an extremely unhealthy and self-destructive obsession with saving Sasuke, worse than any obsession he had had up to this point in the story. Dude was taking beatings for Sasuke and said he would die with him
 
Literally hearing people argue about why and how over two mangas like bleach and naruto make me feel bad for some of you


Those two authors are literal shit writers. Can't write females. Can't write male protagonists. Can't write a proper story arc. Two mediocre hacks that got lucky with shonen jump from all the prepubescent boys


Come at me doe.

Ain't nothing serious like a real relationship like Kuwabara and Yukina. Perfectly written from the beginning. Take notes hack writers.
 
To be fair, Naruto at this point had developed an extremely unhealthy and self-destructive obsession with saving Sasuke, worse than any obsession he had had up to this point in the story. Dude was taking beatings for Sasuke and said he would die with him
Gon and Killua do the same thing for each other on a regular basis, but that friendship is way more believable.
 
Gon and Killua do the same thing for each other on a regular basis, but that friendship is way more believable.
That's because killua is written as a slightly believable and relatable person.

Both naruto and sasuke are written as two dependent shit lords
 
Gon and Killua do the same thing for each other on a regular basis, but that friendship is way more believable.

Actual development tends to do that.

Naruto and Sasuke weren't developed enough for it to be believable, to the point where Sasuke himself asks why the hell is Naruto bothering with him when they barely knew each other. Of course, the series glides by that little point and Naruto keeps chasing Sasuke.
 
Gon and Killua do the same thing for each other on a regular basis, but that friendship is way more believable.

Yeah, but it is completely one-sided on Naruto's part for most of the story. Naruto and Sasuke's relationship like a bad abusive relationship. Gon and Killua's relationship is so much better especially since they both care about each other and act like it.
 
That's because killua is written as a slightly believable and relatable person.

Both naruto and sasuke are written as two dependent shit lords

just for the record, Killua is the overprotected assassin heir of the super assassin family and Gon is the estranged child of a super archeologist raised in the wild.
Their relationship is better written than anything in Bleach and Naruto.
Just think about that for a second.

Actual development tends to do that.

Naruto and Sasuke weren't developed enough for it to be believable, to the point where Sasuke himself asks why the hell is Naruto bothering with him when they barely knew each other. Of course, the series glides by that little point and Naruto keeps chasing Sasuke.

The best parts of Naruto is when the manga gets self aware like that part where Sasuke asks why the fuck does Naruto cares so much or why the fuck is Sakura so fucking clingy.
 
To be fair, Naruto at this point had developed an extremely unhealthy and self-destructive obsession with saving Sasuke, worse than any obsession he had had up to this point in the story. Dude was taking beatings for Sasuke and said he would die with him

That's not really the reason why it happened though. Saving his life isn't really the reason for that awful event. It was because of the thought of unburdening him of the promise of a lifetime he called. But the truth is he was doing it not because of the promise, but because he really wants to bring back his "brother".
 
Yeah, but it is completely one-sided on Naruto's part for most of the story. Naruto and Sasuke's relationship like a bad abusive relationship. Gon and Killua's relationship is so much better especially since they both care about each other and act like it.

Every relationship with Sasuke is an abusive one. Every single one of them.
 
Sasuke is pretty fucking awesome at this point to be honest with his god mode.

Stabs a Chidori through Naruto and was about to pierce his heart if Naruto didn't deflect it and even broke Naruto's neck and still Naruto saw him as his brother.

He was forgiven for his crimes thanks to Naruto and even got to continue his clan with his number 1 fangirl while the entire world can't say shit. He is teaching his best friend's son so that he will protect his daughter who will end up becoming Hokage meaning the Uchiha end up ruling Hidden Leaf like Madara always wanted.

ALL ACCORDING TO KEIKAKU!!! :D
 

Pre timeskip they had a bit of a thing going.

Skypiea Arc, vs Enel, Enel shoots Robin and Zoro catches her, angrily admonishing Enel "She's a woman!" This is kind of out of character for Zoro as established so far, given that he showed no concern with women to that point (like being one of the only Straw Hats, along with nonhuman Chopper, to not peep on Nami and Vivi at the baths in Alubarna. Even Luffy looked there).

Davy Back Arc: Zoro's the one who moves first to save Robin from Aokiji.

Enies Lobby: It was Kaku's key that opened Robin's handcuffs.

Thriller Bark: Robin listens in when two of the rescued pirates explain to Sanji what Zoro did with Kuma.

Sabaody: Robin tries to save Zoro from Kizaru, had him in her arms when Kizaru was about to kill him before Rayleigh intervened.

And there's your glimpse into our madness.
 
Pre timeskip they had a bit of a thing going.

Skypiea Arc, vs Enel, Enel shoots Robin and Zoro catches her, angrily admonishing Enel "She's a woman!" This is kind of out of character for Zoro as established so far, given that he showed no concern with women to that point (like being one of the only Straw Hats, along with nonhuman Chopper, to not peep on Nami and Vivi at the baths in Alubarna. Even Luffy looked there).

Davy Back Arc: Zoro's the one who moves first to save Robin from Aokiji.

Enies Lobby: It was Kaku's key that opened Robin's handcuffs.

Thriller Bark: Robin listens in when two of the rescued pirates explain to Sanji what Zoro did with Kuma.

Sabaody: Robin tries to save Zoro from Kizaru, had him in her arms when Kizaru was about to kill him before Rayleigh intervened.

And there's your glimpse into our madness.
And post time skip he saves her from being slashed and poisoned by hyouzou and from being crushed by pica. He's the first one to attack Monet after she stabs robin. And robin stops him from being crushed by the pressure on the way to fishman island
 
Those two authors are literal shit writers. Can't write females. Can't write male protagonists. Can't write a proper story arc. Two mediocre hacks that got lucky with shonen jump from all the prepubescent boys.

I think they both had some decent male characters and a few decent story arcs in the beginning of each series, but yeah you're damn right on the female characters. Kishi and Kubo can't write good female characters for shit in this world. And the back 40% of Naruto and Bleach were basically trash, not even counting the fanfic tier endings.
 
I think they both had some decent male characters and a few decent story arcs in the beginning of each series, but yeah you're damn right on the female characters. Kishi and Kubo can't write good female characters for shit in this world. And the back 40% of Naruto and Bleach were basically trash, not even counting the fanfic tier endings.

Thing is, Sakura kept moving towards genuine character growth and development as a person, then it all crashed and burned at the last minute. And it happened over and over and over. Everytime it looked like Kishimoto had learned his lesson, he went and made all the same mistakes again.
 
That Naruto one with both confirmed main pairings was something. Man, that was brutal. RIP Sakura's character is all I'll say. Hinata got her man. Naruto got someone who truly cares about him. Sasuke got someone who could look after his child while he does God knows what.

Sakura ended up in a horrible situation. Shit, this series really fucked her character up at the end of the day lmao. It's like all 3 of them ended up in better situations EXCEPT Sakura lol.
 
The epic romance of Sakura and Sasuke!!!

The Evolution of Sakuras character arc

- Crush hard on angsty douchebag for years on end
- Get berated, abused and abandoned by douchebag
- Vow to get stronger
- Retain crush on douchebag, to the point of being willing to turn fugitive with him when he becomes a traitor
- Retain crush on douchebag after he vows to destroy her home, and be totally unable to make douchebag face justice for his crimes
- Have douchebag attempt to murder her
- Resolve to step back and let the boys take care of things
- Get extremely outclassed by the hero in her major field of expertise
- Briefly cooperate with douchebag and hero to save the world; then witness douchebag declare his nonsensical intentions to murder the hero and kill all world leaders.
- Get incapacitated by douchebag like a chump.
- Douchebag says he's really really sorry about all the above
- Get impregnated by the douchebag
- Get abandoned to raise the child by yourself while the douchebag wanders the world as a brooding hobo on some mission
- Be content (Ninja way and all)

AMAZING. this is why Naruto trumps all .
 
Well there was QUITE a bit of backlash in the RWBY fandom when
Pyrrha Nikos was killed off right as her relationship with Jaune was established. Arkos being arguably the biggest ship at the time went down spectacularly
 
The epic romance of Sakura and Sasuke!!!

The Evolution of Sakuras character arc

- Crush hard on angsty douchebag for years on end
- Get berated, abused and abandoned by douchebag
- Vow to get stronger
- Retain crush on douchebag, to the point of being willing to turn fugitive with him when he becomes a traitor
- Retain crush on douchebag after he vows to destroy her home, and be totally unable to make douchebag face justice for his crimes
- Have douchebag attempt to murder her
- Resolve to step back and let the boys take care of things
- Get extremely outclassed by the hero in her major field of expertise
- Briefly cooperate with douchebag and hero to save the world; then witness douchebag declare his nonsensical intentions to murder the hero and kill all world leaders.
- Get incapacitated by douchebag like a chump.
- Douchebag says he's really really sorry about all the above
- Get impregnated by the douchebag
- Get abandoned to raise the child by yourself while the douchebag wanders the world as a brooding hobo on some mission
- Be content (Ninja way and all)

When laid out like this...God damn.
 
I now have enough salt to put on my French fries and eggs for years to come.

The true jack pot will be when Pharmercy gets killed. SO MUCH SALT INCOMING!!!
"I'm suddenly a scientist on science!"

"Well I'm suddenly a doctor!"

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"Bye Bitch!"

I crie everitym.
I agreed with myself to never speak of this again. Guess I wasn't strong enough. I'm furious.
Nope, 02 ending still canon.
Not in my head!
I was talking solely on Adventures
Oooooohh....
 
Nope, 02 ending still canon.

Can we just uncanon all of 02. Man looking back its easily the worst or second worst digimon show since freaking Xros Wars part 2 exists. They can fight for bottom place I guess.

Surprised a lot of people don't mention this but Inuyasha had a vocal community thanks to all the Fanfiction. Until Naruto came along, Inuyasha had the most fanfics on the website excluding non anime stuff like Harry Potter. Of course there was a huge smut content purge which removed a shit ton of fics too lol. The salt and meltdowns from that was pretty crazy.

Anyways long story short for Inuyasha, some people wanted Kagome to ditch Inuyasha for his elder brother Sesshoumaru and there was a minor group of Kouga fans and some Naraku fans with Kagome. Kikyo was the Sakura Haruno of fanfiction due to lots of people hating her but her and Inuyasha fics were pretty high too with the love triangle and everything. Poor Rumiko Takahashi could never escape the ship wars for any of her mangas lol.

Gundam can get pretty bad with shipping but it helps that the guy to girl ratio is so large that most of it is just Yaoi bait between all the girls and some guys that read that stuff and they don't fight much over it besides saying one dude is better with another dude over the opposing ship.

I'll try and think of more but meltdowns and salt weren't too common in the early 90s due to social media not being as prevalent or existing for that matter. The cesspool that is tumblr is still scary to me after all these years. I like some pairings but the cringe from seeing some of the shrines people make....... Though being honest, there are some really nice ones that don't make you want to gouge your eye out.
 
Thing is, Sakura kept moving towards genuine character growth and development as a person, then it all crashed and burned at the last minute. And it happened over and over and over. Everytime it looked like Kishimoto had learned his lesson, he went and made all the same mistakes again.

Oh, I know. I was a Sakura fan, emphasis on "was". She is a colossal fuck up on pretty much every level.
 
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