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[jim-jam bongs]

"Musician" who hasn't been "relevant" for years "accidentally" exposes "penis" on "stage".

"Sounds" "legit"

 

[Agremont]

His penis was like "I want to get away..."

 

[Monocle]

let's not lose sight of the fact that Lenny Kravitz sucks

OK but can you rock an impractically huge scarf better than he can?

That's what I thought.

 

[Crimsonclaw111]

Makes a pretty swell "floating head".

lmao

I'm amazed at how springy his dick looks.

 

[Aiustis]

Dammit why am I at work right now.

 

[see5harp]

OK but can you rock an impractically huge scarf better than he can?

That's what I thought.

He's obviously covering up the huge hole in his pants and his abnormally long balls.

YOU GOT LONG BALLS LARRY

 

[leakey]

That scarf looks photoshopped. Or is that what he was going for?

 

[see5harp]

That scarf looks photoshopped. Or is that what he was going for?

Definitely not a shop. I have that same area rug.

 

[TAJ]

Is this about Wild Things?

 

[Acorn]

OK but can you rock an impractically huge scarf better than he can?

That's what I thought.

That's not a gigantic scarf, it's a tiny man.

 

[Aselith]

How could you miss the first line of the article?

"A new member of Lenny Kravitz's band made a surprise onstage appearance in Sweden Monday."

It's one of the founding members though

 

[Mr. Poolman]

This image is amazing.

Just like my japanese animes

 

[Lee Chaolan]

looool was waiting for this xD

 

[Touchdown]

Well hello there Mr.

 

[SoulUnison]

What if he'd been uncircumcised?

 

[Tangeroo]

It's surprisingly small... I expected something more majestic.

Ah well..

 

[injurai]

His leather pants are probably 3 grand and buttery soft lambskin. Who would create a barrier between such indulgence?

I forget I still wear pleb clothes, I was mistaken.

 

[NCR Redslayer]

Saw a stream where everybody saw his balls onstage .

Mhmm those reactions.

 

[LyleLanley]

Surely there's a joke to be made here about unwanted attention for someones genitals.

 

[ELAMOR]

It's surprisingly small... I expected something more majestic.

Ah well..

U WOT M8

 

[mackattk]

GAF makes me feel inadequate.

My penis is like a half an inch smaller fully erect. Unless he's just really short, like around 5 feet three inches. Then it might be around the same size. Otherwise, he's larger than me.

Out of all the 51 year old dicks I've seen though, his is holding shape better than most. Probably the cock ring.

Yeah people in here either have major misconceptions on the average penis size or watch way too much porn with 5' girls and guys with abnormally large sized penises.

 

[striferser]

Surprise motherfucker

His reaction was fast, but not fast enough. Lol

 

[Shizuka]

 

[Cow Mengde]

Between Lenny and LeBron, do black men's dicks have to be like 7 inches flaccid to be well received?

Duh, black men are federally obligated to have big penises.

 

[Archer]

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

Those stupid pants

 

[PHOENIXZERO]

Was he singing Fly Away at the time?

 

[Maximo]

Yeah people in here either have major misconceptions on the average penis size or watch way too much porn with 5' girls and guys with abnormally large sized penises.

The average is like 5.5, but GAF's average is 8+.

 

[Pop-O-Matic]

The average is like 5.5, but GAF's average is 8+.

flacid or erect?

 

[Log4Girlz]

The average is like 5.5, but GAF's average is 8+.

 

[Az]

Man i've seen way too many penises (peni?) this week.

 

[triplestation]

To think Zoe was swimming around in that

 

[K.Sabot]

Unfortunate he had to expose his Milky Way™ like that.

 

[Escape Goat]

Is this about Wild Things?

Sort of

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1090188

 

[PHOENIXZERO]

The average is like 5.5, but GAF's average is 8+.

Internet inches.

 

[WrenchNinja]

You think youre too good for undies? Well think again

 

[Ahasverus]

Looks intentional

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

Man i've seen way too many penises (peni?) this week.

Not enough

 

[kitchenmotors]

The average is like 5.5, but GAF's average is 8+.

Always happens in these threads.

No reason to lie boys, nothing wrong with your average cock.

 

[TSM]

Can't believe no one has posted this yet:

 

[HylianTom]

When we get to the end of 2015 and those heavily emotional news montages of the year start airing, it's my expectation that this footage is a part of the footage.

It'll go:
Donald Trump
Confederate Flag coming down
gay marriage ruling
Lenny Kravitz' cockring
(and be sure to imagine that schmaltzy version of Auld Lang Syne playing in the background: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ik7ktS3PqEs)

 

[Blargonaut]

 

[Escape Goat]

Does this mean we will be seeing Madonnas poon before too long?

 

[Lokimaru]

Does this mean we will be seeing Madonnas poon before too long?

We've seen it already.

 

[Tarkus]

Is it a cockring or some sort of base piercing?

 

[chadderbox77]

It's just a pubic piercing. Maybe NSFW? https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/08/74/25/08742519802623c271bab8993d9d9276.jpg

 

[Escape Goat]

We've seen it already.

Well, maybe you have. Im not interested in such depravity!

 

[Nakho]

It's just a pubic piercing. Maybe NSFW? https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/08/74/25/08742519802623c271bab8993d9d9276.jpg

Maybe?

 

[Ace Harding]

Maybe?

Depends on your job. It wasn't a big deal here at Pubic Piercing Pagoda.

 

[Takuan]

I love that he continued without a hitch. True professional.