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[duckroll]

I don't understand, is this game taking place in an alternate paradox?

The correct timeline was Snow on is bike riding off with Serah.

No, the correct timeline is the Marvelous Flan Plan!

 

[Midou]

Only FFXIII characters I liked were Sahz and Fang so I want them to be in it in case I ever play it for some reason.

 

[zeopower6]

Yes.

I laughed.

Actually I thought he was just really weak in that scene.

 

[MagiusNecros]

A particular violet cephalopod would be welcome at the dinner table too.

The final boss is a party of GILGAMESH, Faithful Companion Enkidu(Resurrected and can FLY! I said FLY!), Ultros, Siegfried, and an Army of Pupu.

Impossible to win for none can match their strength and skill. Lightning shall fall once again as it is fate to do so. As Lightning can only fall to the ground.

Battle of the forever.

--------------------------

Mog died. His light went out. His life source. And good riddance too.

Ku-po-po- *smack*

Now to make good use of the Moogle Throw feature.

Spoiler

I am terrible

 

[Yoshichan]

Mog was dumb, he should have been mute.

Mog... Dumb... I can not accept your opinion ... Must... Ignore... Passion for mog... Rising...!

 

[Stone Ocean]

I don't understand, is this game taking place in an alternate paradox?

The correct timeline had Snow on his bike riding off with Serah.

I wish. This is how the story is actually playing out.

 

[Go_Ly_Dow]

Return and save us Lord Nomura-sama!

 

[BlazingDarkness]

Actually I thought he was just really weak in that scene.

Nah, he was directly connected with Serah in some magical way iirc.

 

[Village]

I wish. This is how the story is actually playing out.

*existential stuff happens*

* cut scene*

* more existential stuff*

* vs still isn't released*

Spoilers by the way.

 

[Wazzy]

So did they cut that disgusting hair of his? or does he still look like a chocobo's ass?

 

[Kagari]

So did they cut that digusting hair of his? or does he still look like a chocobo's ass?

He looks like Riku from KH now.

 

[MagiusNecros]

I don't understand, is this game taking place in an alternate paradox?

The correct timeline had Snow on his bike riding off with Serah.

Due to timeskip the 13 Arks are now buried. The 13 crystals are lost!

 

[zeopower6]

So did they cut that digusting hair of his? or does he still look like a chocobo's ass?

He lookalike-a Riku.

 

[Midou]

Mog... Dumb... I can not accept your opinion ... Must... Ignore... Passion for mog... Rising...!

He was probably better in Japanese, but fuck that english voices, yeesh.

 

[LiK]

*pukes*

 

[Seda]

So did they cut that digusting hair of his? or does he still look like a chocobo's ass?

It looks pretty much like this

 

[CrimsonCrescendo]

*Throws up hands in surrender*

Okay. Okay. I was wrong. My "Source or you're trolling for the millionth time" senses from being on other forums were tingling, but it was stupid of me to apply outside logic to NeoGAF. I was also holding out hope that "The Lightning Saga" wouldn't become even more of a joke storywise than it already was. I was also wrong on that.


I shall now hang my head in shame for a while.

 

[Stone Ocean]

I honestly hope Moogles never talk beyond those cute whistling grunts ever again.

 

[Kagari]

He was probably better in Japanese, but fuck that english voices, yeesh.

Nah, Japanese voice was just as annoying.

 

[ryuzaki57]

He was probably better in Japanese, but fuck that english voices, yeesh.

Yes. When I heard him in a western trailer I felt so relieved to have imported.

 

[MagiusNecros]

I honestly hope Moogles never talk beyond those cute whistling grunts ever again.

The Type 0 Moogle was more better.

 

[BlazingDarkness]

I honestly hope Moogles never talk beyond those cute whistling grunts ever again.

Yeah, it was just stupid, Moogles need only 'talk' using the noises like in IX, why did they give him a (terrible) voice?

 

[NorthernAvengeR]

It's like they're willfully trying run it into the ground.

 

[Wazzy]

It looks pretty much like this

He lookalike-a Riku.

He looks like Riku from KH now.

Ugh. I guess it's still better than XIII-2's look.

Just give me Fang and Vanille please. Only two that matter.

 

[Gbraga]

Snow should rap his lines in this game.

I don't know, just go full retard, I don't think people really care about XIII's story anymore.

 

[Kagari]

The Type 0 Moogle was more better.

Mogurin is best moogle.

 

[Squire]

Perfo and Lukky, I know you guys have been waiting for this! Next week's Jump confirms that Snow will be returning in LRFFXIII! Snow is the governor of the City of Pleasure, and he continues to harbor regrets of not being able to save Serah. Apparently his new design spots a black suit like those worn by a host in Japan. Gigolo-Snow confirmed?!

Fuck this shit, totally.

 

[Star Falcon]

The final boss is a party of GILGAMESH, Faithful Companion Enkidu(Resurrected and can FLY! I said FLY!), Ultros, Siegfried, and an Army of Pupu.

Impossible to win for none can match their strength and skill. Lightning shall fall once again as it is fate to do so. As Lightning can only fall to the ground.

Battle of the forever.

Already sounds better than a Pleasure Palace.

Is there room for Mr Chupon to 'come on down'?

 

[MagiusNecros]

Mogurin is best moogle.

Mog's full name is Hattsumikamine Rōtoyōsuna Eripuruchi kupo!

Already sounds better than a Pleasure Palace.

Is there room for Mr Chupon to 'come on down'?

YESH!

GILGAMESH fact of the month: Did you know the first 30 seconds of CLASH ON THE BIG BRIDGE is a sped up prelude?

 

[Village]

* looks at the scan again*

I am assuming when the kh characters get older, that is what riku will look like.

R.I.P

Anime mullet

;

 

[LiK]

It looks pretty much like this

They're running outta ideas now

 

[BlazingDarkness]

If I were writing the story, Snow would drink himself into a stupor over losing Serah and then die of alcohol poisoning. THE END.

 

[WhyMe6]

Serah died?!

 

[MagiusNecros]

Serah died?!

You didn't know?

Spoiler

Watch the DLC ending for 3rd Birthday Farroncest whirls and swirls of true deathitude by Yeul Legion and putting blame on the Light Blight! Beautiful!

 

[dramatis]

In the Lightning World, the teenage and idiot main characters are in leadership positions, just like Gundam SEED!

 

[Stone Ocean]

If I were writing the story, Snow would drink himself into a stupor over losing Serah and then die of alcohol poisoning. THE END.

Making him an alcoholic is more character development than he deserves.

 

[Wazzy]

Serah died?!

I'm sorry. She didn't take Lightning with her.

 

[BlazingDarkness]

Serah died?!

Yes, in the ending. It was foreshadowed throughout the entire game, still awesome though.

 

[MagiusNecros]

Making him an alcoholic is more character development than he deserves.

If only the alcohol version of XIII was a real game.

 

[Kagari]

In the Lightning World, the teenage and idiot main characters are in leadership positions, just like Gundam SEED!

No wonder Lightning looks like a Gundam.

 

[lazybones18]

GILGAMESH fact of the month: Did you know the first 30 seconds of CLASH ON THE BIG BRIDGE is a sped up prelude?

No I did not

themoreyouknow.gif

 

[Midou]

No wonder Lightning looks like a Gundam.

Her XIII-2 outfits appear to be made up of at least 2 or 3 different robots at least, so she is more like voltron or something.

 

[CrimsonCrescendo]

So Hope is Otacon. Snow is a Gigilo. Noel is cray. And Lightning is a Soul Liberator, which is Toriyama's excuse for why Lightning is wearing that ridiculous outfit. Oh, and Fang and Vanille are still crystallized as far as we know.

 

[MagiusNecros]

No wonder Lightning looks like a Gundam.

She ain't no KOS-MOS.

 

[zeopower6]

So Hope is Otacon. Snow is a Gigilo. Noel is cray. And Lightning is a Soul Liberator, which is Toriyama's excuse for why Lightning is wearing that ridiculous outfit. Oh, and Fang and Vanille are still crystallized as far as we know.

Pretty much. And Sazh is MIA for some reason. Stuck in the casino dimension...?

 

[Stone Ocean]

So Hope is Otacon. Snow is a Gigilo. Noel is cray. And Lightning is a Soul Liberator, which is Toriyama's excuse for why Lightning is wearing that ridiculous outfit. Oh, and Fang and Vanille are still crystallized as far as we know.

What happened to main FF characters being simple things like a thief, a pirate, a knight, royalty or a soldier?

Hell I'll even take another soccer player or pop idol at this point.

 

[Wazzy]

So Hope is Otacon. Snow is a Gigilo. Noel is cray. And Lightning is a Soul Liberator, which is Toriyama's excuse for why Lightning is wearing that ridiculous outfit. Oh, and Fang and Vanille are still crystallized as far as we know.

Wait what? What happened to Noel?

 

[Village]

What happened to main FF characters being simple things like a thief, a pirate, a knight, royalty or a soldier?

Hell I'll even take another soccer player or pop idol at this point.

Because people want to try something new.

and their is nothing wrong with that.

 

[Star Falcon]

YESH!

GILGAMESH fact of the month: Did you know the first 30 seconds of CLASH ON THE BIG BRIDGE is a sped up prelude?

News to me, and i've listened to that song countless times. Thanks!

 

[zeopower6]

Wait what? What happened to Noel?

He kinda gets pissy at Lightning because he thinks she isn't the real deal due to thinking she is dead. He is also corrupted by chaos, it seems.