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[h_a_t]

I see this thread seems to be taking a detour for the better...

 

[enzo_gt]

I'd hit pre-druggie Lohan over any other celeb really. Fuck she looked hot.

But now, I'd rather try my chances drowning in a pool of acid.

 

[BamYouHaveAids]

mom now

 

[Mama Robotnik]

This is now seemingly The StormyTheRabbit family thread (with guest appearance by Lohan).

 

[BattleMonkey]

She turned into Sharon Stone?

 

[Kaako]

How's that even possible...WTF do these heffaz do to themselves?!
She used to be decent way back in the day. One hell of a drug, indeed.

 

[Kukuk]

I miss when she had kind of a pudgy face. She was cute then.

 

[Kibbles]

And that's with make up. She probably looks like the Cryptkeeper when she wakes up in the morning.

This.

Holy shit. I just saw The Parent Trap again the other day. I can't believe what she's turned into.

 

[Takeda Kenshi]

3rd pic is money.

 

[Kibbles]

The cocaine is eating her makeup.

 

[industrian]

This is now seemingly The StormyTheRabbit family thread (with guest appearance by Lohan).

I want to see a picture of his mother now.

 

[Maxwell House]

I think if she just gained back some of the weight she would be back to looking pretty damn hot. She is just too skinny is all..makes her look severe.

 

[Anasui Kishibe]

meh. If a photographer took a picture of me during that split-second during which I'm turning my head or yawnin or rolling my eyes I'd look stupid as well

 

[Mama Robotnik]

I want to see a picture of his mother now.

And on that bombshell, those joining the thread on page five will feel compelled to go back and learn what has actually transpired here.

 

[Maxwell House]

Is she a natural red head? Don't red heads age less gracefully than most?

 

[Dresden]

meh. If a photographer took a picture of me during that split-second during which I'm turning my head or yawnin or rolling my eyes I'd look stupid as well

Goddamn, guys. Her ugliness transcends the usual bad camera angle/timing. It's her bony limbs and her old, wrinkled, yellowing skin that makes her look like a hag.

 

[SapientWolf]

And on that bombshell, those joining the thread on page five will feel compelled to go back and learn what has actually transpired here.

Synopsis: StormyTheRabbit posted a pic of his sis who resembled Lohan before she apparently became a member of the undead-> creepy-GAF is creepy.

 

[h_a_t]

I want to see a picture of his mother now.

I second this.

 

[Nizz]

If you love your sister, you should kick his ass and post her Facebook on GAF. No woman should be with a short man who's also annoying.

I'll give you the annoying part, but fuck off with the height.

Spoiler

I'm that height

 

[Rewrite]

Eww.

 

[Anasui Kishibe]

Goddamn, guys. Her ugliness transcends the usual bad camera angle/timing. It's her bony limbs and her old, wrinkled, yellowing skin that makes her look like a hag.

I agree, I don't find Lohan good looking at all. It's just that that usual twisted eye face is a pretty common kodak moment and shouldn't be zomg rofled

 

[outsidah]

Fail.

She used to be a really cute hottie.

 

[JoshuaJSlone]

"Nature's CRUELEST joke!"

 

[Night_Trekker]

I came into the thread hoping the title was ironic, because I dislike Lindsay Lohan that much.

I leave the thread feeling really, really sorry for her. Jesus Christ...

 

[Forceatowulf]

It's really fucking sad and pathetic that this girls prime was between the ages of 18-19.

She will not recover from this even if she kicks the habit. What an epic fucking waste...

 

[XiaNaphryz]

Surgeon: "Lohan has the skin of a woman in her mid-30s"

Hollywood wild child Lindsay Lohan has partied so hard she has the skin of a woman in her mid-30s, according to a leading celebrity surgeon. Alex Karidis insists the "Mean Girls" actress, 23, is suffering the ill effects of years of late-night drinking sessions -- premature aging and wrinkly skin.

He tells Britain's Closer magazine, "She looks at least ten years older. Those deep creases on her forehead are probably caused by a combination of things, including sun damage, smoking, and too much boozing, which dehydrates and ages the skin. When you're young, you think you're invincible. But with pale skin like Lindsay's, it just shows the damage that can be done at such a young age. Skin can deteriorate very quickly. She could reduce the lines by improving her lifestyle, but that would mean giving up the partying."

 

[Jonny The Pie King]

First going blonde...then the cocaine....WHY!?

Spoiler

Or maybe she was doing drugs while a redhead, I don't know. Regardless, she was waaaay hotter then

 

[MaddenNFL64]

She was so fucking hot. Damn you cocaine, and your helluvadrugness .

 

[tri_willy]

lindsay always fucking ugly

coke just showed that there's no limit to ugliness

 

[Rentahamster]

And on that bombshell, those joining the thread on page five will feel compelled to go back and learn what has actually transpired here.

Yep.

 

[Raistlin]

Damn, she really fell off a cliff.

Surgeon: "Lohan has the skin of a woman in her mid-30s"

While obviously the partying hasn't helped, what also hasn't is she seems to like hanging out in the sun a lot. With her lack of melanin, not the best move.

 

[Virro]

And on that bombshell, those joining the thread on page five will feel compelled to go back and learn what has actually transpired here.

So glad I actually spent time going back.

Pics of your mom with some Steelers?

 

[vas_a_morir]

So glad I actually spent time going back.

Pics of your mom with some Steelers?

Just be glad those pics weren't with Ben Roethlisberger.

 

[btkadams]

http://i34.tinypic.com/ouw2kx.jpg[IMG]

Wow, could you not have took any worse shot of a person to intentionally make them look bad?
While they're blink & in the middle of saying something as they turn their head.[/QUOTE]
:lol no doubt

 

[StormyTheRabbit]

So glad I actually spent time going back.

Pics of your mom with some Steelers?

Its my Sister

 

[Rapping Granny]

 

[LazerRanger]

What a waste....

 

[Veidt]

And on that bombshell, those joining the thread on page five will feel compelled to go back and learn what has actually transpired here.

got dam, I just did this. And I did not come back disappointed.

 

[Virro]

Its my Sister

No.

I want them.

 

[Bumblebeetuna]

You're welcome.

WOW :lol

God I just laughed for like 5 minutes straight

 

[CounterSeal]

Holy damn. This thread is full of win. I used to want to do her... I'm afraid that is no longer the case.

 

[Nickovic]

So where are the pictures of your mum?

 

[SolidSnakex]

Here she is from a few days ago

 

[kever0nicas]

lindsay always fucking ugly

coke just showed that there's no limit to ugliness

I hear ya.

Never found her attractive at all.

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

Here she is from a few days ago
*pics*

when she was younger she was unbelievably hot and unattainable. now she looks like i could tap that.















god i miss the old Lindsay

 

[olore]

What the fucking fuck?

Hahaha :lol good response man!

 

[olore]

Here she is from a few days ago

Hmm, nice tits. Looks pretty natural and fine

 

[smoothj]

good late night thread to read..

 

[GavinGT]

good late night thread to read..

Yeah, you're reading it alright.

 

[Replicant]

Lindsay is 23???!! Wow, that's kind of sad that she looks like someone in her 40s. Rachel McAddams is 31 and she looks younger, like in her mid 20s.