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[norm9]

Lots of pee drips coming out of the men's restroom leading to your seat and toilet paper bits sticking to your butt like the bear commercial. I'm also predicting food boner jokes. This is just gross overall.

So, the patrons are naked. The naked patrons are sitting bare ass on the seats. The seats are being reused numerous times every meal. Anyone else see a problem here?

It's like our butts are kissing.

 

[Langdon Alger]

Gross.

 

[Kenstar]

I got you beat, youngster.

Video Diary 2- Scramble Porn

'Oh SHIT someone might be coming!' and you turn of the tv and you just stand there, and you just wait. Standing there in silence, sweating, half aroused and shit, seeing if someone was going to come in there

 

[Kthulhu]

The owner sounds like he either smokes too much weed or not enough.

What is it with Europeans and wanting to be naked in non-sexual situations?

 

[perfectchaos007]

For the wooden stools after each use

It could still be sanitary

The owner sounds like he either smokes too much weed or not enough.

What is it with Europeans and wanting to be naked in non-sexual situations?

To give Americans a passive aggressive middle finger at their puritanical culture? idk
Americans fight back by adding more blood and gore to the movies which the EU hates.

 

[Galang]

Just imagine the skidmarks that will be left on this "furniture":

Gross -_-

 

[ThatGuyAgain]

Lots of pee drips coming out of the men's restroom leading to your seat and toilet paper bits sticking to your butt like the bear commercial. I'm also predicting food boner jokes. This is just gross overall.



It's like our butts are kissing.

 

[knkng]

Let us be honest. This is gross.

Yup.

You see someone go to the bathroom, and then come back and sit on the chair naked. There will no doubt be shit particles or pee drip left behind (and maybe more if it's a woman). How exactly does this pass the health code?

 

[Dennis]

Someone goes to take a shit. Then back to the table for dinner.

Fucking gross.

 

[Robot Pants]

Naked Lunch?

Nvm, think you edited. Or I misread.

Yea you got it. But do you GET it?

 

[shaowebb]

You ever spill hot food on yourself? Yeah...order a soup and dribble that on your lap without clothing and see how well you like this idea. Also you'd better ask for someone to lysol that seat before you sit at the booth. God help you if you go to the bathroom during dinner then go sit back down at the bench. You're ass funk upon sweating on the leather seats of the average dining booth will become the worst potpourri ambience in dinner history.

Plus its london...dont they serve beans with EVERYTHING?

 

[ThatGuyAgain]

The ONLY way this can work:

 

[Lunafreya Nox Fleuret]

This is so gross..... Why would I ever want to go there?

 

[BobTheFork]

If I wanted stray pubes to drift into my food, I'd go eat at Jack in the Box.

 

[entremet]

Sounds like a health department violation in the making.

 

[darkwing-buck]

Bet this will be like watching Real Sex on hbo when you are 13, what you think you are getting and what you will actually get are 2 very different things.

My god

 

[Forerunner]

This sounds really disgusting from a sanitary point of view. Also why would I want to watch a fat naked person eat?

 

[Laevateinn]

I got you beat, youngster.

We had porn on public access as a kid. It was the best thing ever.

 

[Sniffynose]

Something about sitting where some STD laden ass was prior doesn't appeal to me, nor does the smell of fish when seafood wasn't on the menu.

 

[Galang]

The ONLY way this can work:

How would you eat if someone's taking a shit the next table over >_>

 

[Fancy Clown]

If I wanted stray pubes to drift into my food, I'd go eat at Jack in the Box.

They are actually opening their own fast food spin-off of the idea called Jack off in the Box

 

[BobTheFork]

They are actually opening their own fast food spin-off of the idea called Jack off in the Box

God Damnit, LOL!

 

[darkwing-buck]

oh god this second page brings up points that make wanna gag

 

[Enzom21]

The Emmanuelle movies were mana from heaven.

Everything on Skinemax was. USA Up All Night wasn't bad either.

an Indian restaurant where half the guests are naked?

Too bad you're banned, because I am really curious why you thought this would be okay.

 

[Arthr2ShdsJcksn]

I hope they don't season their cookware naked.

 

[Pilgrimzero]

5000 dudes already signed up

 

[Apple Turnover]

I'm a goddamn slob when I eat. Don't wanna risk dropping food on my junk. I'll pass

 

[ThatGuyAgain]

How would you eat if someone's taking a shit the next table over >_>

The solution has its flaws.

 

[Kickz]

Gross

 

[kewlmyc]

Too bad you're banned, because I am really curious why you thought this would be okay.

I'm guessing they made a very poorly worded Indian food joke.

Anyway, this sounds just gross. Skidmarks galore!

 

[Kickz]

Someone goes to take a shit. Then back to the table for dinner.

Fucking gross.

Or someone guesses wrong and sharts down his leg as you are slurping up the bean dip soup

 

[ShadowSwordmaster]

Someone thought this was a good idea.

 

[Kickz]

They are actually opening their own fast food spin-off of the idea called Jack off in the Box

I am dying here!

 

[Dusk Soldier]

I'm guessing the menu will be all paleo?

 

[shaowebb]

 

[paragonpro]

Nothing Ive wanted to see like naked people sitting in a hot reasurant eating curry....that place is gonna reak

 

[perfectchaos007]

Nothing Ive wanted to see like naked people sitting in a hot reasurant eating curry....that place is gonna reak

Especially in the summertime with no a/c. And those lit candles won't help the temp either

 

[Ravensmash]

Have they said where it is? I couldn't see from my brief glance, but I'm guessing somewhere in East London?

I'm guessing they made a very poorly worded Indian food joke.

Anyway, this sounds just gross. Skidmarks galore!

It was most likely a jokey reference to the old joke about Brits struggling to handle spicy food.

 

[SilentRacoon]

What dumb idea, those unintentional boners are gonna be awkward as hell.

 

[GoldenEye 007]

Bet this will be like watching Real Sex on hbo when you are 13, what you think you are getting and what you will actually get are 2 very different things.

Damn.

Damn

 

[BobTheFork]

Especially in the summertime with no a/c. And those lit candles won't help the temp either

FFS, I just pictured some poor fucker accidentally igniting their bush on a candle.

 

[Kaladin]

No thanks, I already have a place where I can eat naked.

 

[Forerunner]

Someone thought this was a good idea.

Well they have 5,000 people willing to try it already.

 

[Tsukumo]

Good luck and godspeed to the people who will have to clean the chairs.

 

[Weston]

I'll stick to strip club buffets. Though, they do get upset when I get naked.

 

[perfectchaos007]

Good luck and godspeed to the people who will have to clean the chairs.

Anyone who has cleaned a toilet seat goes through the same shit.

 

[paragonpro]

Bet this will be like watching Real Sex on hbo when you are 13, what you think you are getting and what you will actually get are 2 very different things.

Oh god its too close to home!

 

[perfectchaos007]

Bet this will be like watching Real Sex on hbo when you are 13, what you think you are getting and what you will actually get are 2 very different things.

Somewhere out there, there was some boy who was turned on by the 200lb middle aged woman trying out a sex swing in standard definition. That was their fetish

 

[ShadowSwordmaster]

Well they have 5,000 people willing to try it already.

I wish them the best of luck then.

 

[Bare Grills]

Possible

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uke area?