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[skynidas]

fucking disgusting

 

[ReAxion]

We built modern amenities, we transformed the land, plants, and animals... all because it sucked shit to live in the time these people are trying to get back to.

 

[shintoki]

They better wash those fucking chairs.

 

[witchedwiz]

Let us be honest. This is gross.

i'll be honest..
this is simply *too* gross on so many levels that it ain't even funny..
but ehhh, to each his own....

 

[FoxSpirit]

Bet this will be like watching Real Sex on hbo when you are 13, what you think you are getting and what you will actually get are 2 very different things.

NSFW: http://oglaf.com/rivulets/

We built modern amenities, we transformed the land, plants, and animals... all because it sucked shit to live in the time these people are trying to get back to.

Naw, this is mostly about overshooting on some things. Our society has become overly rigid in some very nonsensical areas so people like the idea of less regulated times.

Noone wants to go back to sleeping in a cave with only a smoking campfire to keep you warm and no proper bed. Shit, if you go by pets, our beds are an invention every species loves.

 

[PeakPointMatrix]

...this restaurant chair used to be white.


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[Replicant]

I hope everyone likes having their salad tossed.

 

[slabrock]

Just imagine the skidmarks that will be left on this "furniture":

just sand it down a little bit after every meal

 

[DOBERMAN INC]

Disgusting, the place will be shut down within the first month.

 

[Miles Quaritch]

I can eat naked at home. Why would I pay to see someone's dirty ass crack or curry dripping down someone's hairy chest/drooping milk duds...

 

[Dalek]

I hope everyone likes having their salad tossed.

 

[Beerman462]

Have they said where it is? I couldn't see from my brief glance, but I'm guessing somewhere in East London?




It was most likely a jokey reference to the old joke about Brits struggling to handle spicy food.

Hmm. I just assumed it was a joke about spicy food in general. Like if you proposed a naked Taco Bell.

 

[Shmuppers]

This year's 4/20 finally delivered.

 

[Rabbi_Vole]

I wonder if they'll allow celly's out on the table or if they'll confiscate them.

 

[AnathemicOne]

I didn't ask for this.... but 5000 people did apparently

 

[hydragonwarrior]

Pls wear deodorant.

 

[FinalStageBoss]

Gross

 

[norm9]

Pls wear deodorant.

If it flakes onto your food, it'll look like that fancy cheese that rich people eat.

 

[skullmuffins]

don't people at nudist resorts usually carry around towels to sit on? this restaurant should take a cue. nobody wants to sit in someone else's gross butt sweat.

 

[Dennis]

Don't forget the tip.

 

[HardRojo]

Being naked inside a restaurant. Yep, sounds like a great idea.

 

[Dalek]

Don't forget the tip.

 

[FStop7]

revisit the beginning where everything was fresh, free and unadulterated from the trappings of modern life.’

... in the middle of London.

My eyes are rolling out of my head.

 

[newtypepilot]

well it's like going to a nude beach. What you think you are going to see and what you actually see are totally different....

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Who wants to go out to eat and see some sweaty balls?

 

[Mixolydian]

The seats. Oh god the seats. People who don't wipe well, swamp ass..mother of god.

I'm sure there will be precautions, but no.

 

[rashbeep]

lmao

 

[Shadybiz]

well it's like going to a nude beach. What you think you are going to see and what you actually see are totally different....

Yep...expectations should be quite low.

 

[Alebrije]

 

[Goro Majima]

Bet this will be like watching Real Sex on hbo when you are 13, what you think you are getting and what you will actually get are 2 very different things.

So true.

Thank god for the Red Shoe diaries.

 

[draetenth]

I don't want to see naked people when I'm not eating. Why the hell would I want to see them when I'm eating? Especially, considering how unsanitary most people are...

 

[Captainbojanglesiii]

That's fucking gross. Wow

 

[GavinGT]

Why do you need a changing room in order to get naked in public?

 

[WaterAstro]

Guess the cuisine is so bad that they have to resort to gimmicks.

I hope it'll be on the next episode of Kitchen Nightmare lol!

 

[Lashley]

Vile

Just imagine the plight of people who'll be attending.

 

[darkwing-buck]

someone show those 5,000 people this thread before its too late

 

[Rapscallion]

"Oops I spilled my sou---OH GOD WHYYYYY I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO FATHER A CHILD NOW" - Restaurant Guest

 

[Escape Goat]

Bunch of fat Brits eating. No thanks. I've seen their nude beaches. Or just "beaches" as they're referred to in Europe.

 

[Skellig Gra]

There are a couple ingredients that won't be that "fresh" at this restaurant.

 

[Slayer-33]

Let us be honest. This is gross.

lol

It's disgusting