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[forknknife]

I just remembered there was this video where some dude took a shit on one of these toilets on top of the plastic cover and when it turned to change the plastic the whole crap got smeared on to the mechanism. Evil stuff.

 

[Hoya Destroyer]

oh yeah, reminds me of the worst toilet experience i've had recently.

Thats disgusting. Any reasonably tall person would have to shit sideways on that seat to avoid urinal contact.
Not to mention the previos pee-ers "splash damage" to the seat too.

 

[Levyne]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zL5hJnwer74

I laughed out loud at the end, haha

 

[Overdoziz]

A new way to pointlessly waste our dwindling supply of plastic, on butts

Investing in butt-comfort is never a waste.

 

[Mushroomer25]

My one concern is if it triggered WHILE you were taking a shit. Like, you're pooping - then a conveyer belt starts moving you along the seat.

 

[Verelios]

How do you know it’s new plastic? What if it’s just the same plastic repeatedly being sent around

Edit: Seems somebody already thought of this.

Both of you guys made me gag.

Now I'm afraid to ever use these. Wait, what if I wipe on the plastic and then wait for it to--

I gagged.

 

[teh_pwn]

oh yeah, reminds me of the worst toilet experience i've had recently.

That's not ideal, but come on dude. That's the worst?

I recently had to use a grocery store's bathroom and someone shat all over the urinal area. I was very close to vomiting and I have a stomach of steel.

 

[Particle Physicist]

you can catch me at ORD in terminal 2 on mondays and thursdays

:O What do you do? Just travel that much, or do you work there?

 

[Jeff Albertson]

You know what's the worst - airport shitting

It's like we get this fear that for no reason we are going to get a desperate urge to shit mid takeoff so we better squeeze a shit out before we board

The problem is everyone else has this same idea and half of the world is either in a cubicle or waiting for you to finish your shit so they can sit on your still warm seat (although sitting down and feeling someone else's ass warmth is horrifying in itself)

Airport toilets are always too hot as well!

 

[wondermega]

Always drag some tp through the crack a few times then wrap the pointer finger, insert and twist. Follow this by more crack wipes until clean.

Yeah, but this still isn't nearly clean enough. I always kill myself immediately following a BM and hope to high heaven that I am reincarnated nearby and look similar and have the same first name and car.

 

[odiin]

How do we know the plastic is just going around in a circle? Same 2 sheets over and over again?

HOW!?

Poop on the plastic, then wait outside until 2 more people have used it. If the second person runs out crying and dry-heaving then you'll know. Believe me, you'll know.

 

[Dynamite Ringo Matsuri]

"Hey I got a little kid here with me man"

:lol

Lololol amazing ending. This is so awesome for the dudes who build TP nests before plopping down

 

[Ryaaan14]

I used that toilet too, literally.

Was it the middle stall? ^5. (O'Hare Domestic Terminal)

First stall in the men's room across from G2

 

[XANDER CAGE]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zL5hJnwer74

This is fucking incredible

 

[ThanksVision]

OP is your avatar actually from a porno or is it one of those trick avatars

and man that youtube video is perfect

 

[mt1200]

This one is better:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=km3xt49fHq4

 

[Loofy]

I went to this one bar where the washroom was just a regular bathroom like at your house, no stalls, 1 toilet 1 sink. But instead of going in 1 at a time there was a huge lineup curving around the guy pissing. That was my weirdest toilet experience.

 

[Operations]

This one is better:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=km3xt49fHq4

Damn.

 

[JJD]

This one is better:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=km3xt49fHq4

Holy crap! This is some Prometheus space toiled shit man!

 

[soundahfekz]

oh yeah, reminds me of the worst toilet experience i've had recently

.

why why why why



WHY

 

[Cipherr]

This one is better:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=km3xt49fHq4

Wow.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zL5hJnwer74

Great ending.

 

[Jim Harbaugh]

That thing is upper decker proof

 

[Shadow780]

This one is better:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=km3xt49fHq4

We need some next level shitter like this in US.

 

[Fry]

I wanna take a crap in a next-gen bathroom too.

 

[Gintoki313]

This one is better:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=km3xt49fHq4

That toilets cool and all but there's one thing missing... a sink.

 

[Wubby]

I was going to say that toilet in the OP is about average for some of the public toilets they have here in Japan. And no bidet/seat warmer.

 

[RustyNails]

:O What do you do? Just travel that much, or do you work there?

I fly 2 times a week, from ORD to ORD to work locations. Been doing that for a while now.

 

[RC]

Completely off topic, but O'Hare has the most food courts I've ever seen in an airport. Why does an airport need 3 McDonald's anyway?

 

[erlim]

they've had those in o'hare since the 90s.

 

[Ryaaan14]

Completely off topic, but O'Hare has the most food courts I've ever seen in an airport. Why does an airport need 3 McDonald's anyway?

Because it's big enough to have it's own zip code.

Also 'Merica.

 

[Curtisaur]

Is that a pencil in that one urinal?

Because it's big enough to have it's own zip code.

Also 'Merica.

Mother fucking faketriot. It's 'Murica for us real patriots.

 

[chickdigger802]

That's not ideal, but come on dude. That's the worst?

I recently had to use a grocery store's bathroom and someone shat all over the urinal area. I was very close to vomiting and I have a stomach of steel.

well... uh... damn.

I guess i'm more fortunate :S