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Lota Vs Toilet Paper

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Smellycat said:
I use it. First, I a wipe my ass with toilet paper. Then I get the Lota and fill it with hot water then clean my ass with my hand while dumping the water on it. I don't see what it disgusting about cleaning with your hands. It is not like you are cleaning some unholy creature. It is your freaking butt, a part of your body. Just wash your hands afterwards and you will be fine.

What would you do if you got shit on one of your hands by accidents? You are going to wash it with soap and water...are you going to be too disgusted to use your other hand to clean it??
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Cut the hand off.
 
Lota? Fucking animals.

In civilized countries we use these.

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Everyday is christmas morning for your ass.
 
love wiping my ass so much with toilet paper till it bleeds.

My ass ain't clean until i draw blood.
 
I use paper too, but really if you think about it it's nasty, not hygienic at all and consumes vast amounts of forests... to wipe your ass.
 
zoukka said:
I use paper too, but really if you think about it it's nasty, not hygienic at all and consumes vast amounts of forests... to wipe your ass.
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We also replant trees and have more acres of forest land now than we did 90 years ago.
 
The amount of water and soap I'd use to clean my hands + wash my hands in acid after shaking anyone's hand who used that would greatly outweigh what little paper I use.
 
I remember watching an American travel show in India, and the host explained that you NEVER eat with your left hand, because it's considered vulgar and obscene.

I think this topic finally explains why.
 
Smellycat said:
I use it. First, I a wipe my ass with toilet paper. Then I get the Lota and fill it with hot water then clean my ass with my hand while dumping the water on it. I don't see what it disgusting about cleaning with your hands. It is not like you are cleaning some unholy creature. It is your freaking butt, a part of your body. Just wash your hands afterwards and you will be fine.

What would you do if you got shit on one of your hands by accidents? You are going to wash it with soap and water...are you going to be too disgusted to use your other hand to clean it??
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Using TP first greatly reduces the shit to water ratio. I read the OP as a one or the other question. So Lota sans TP sounds pretty gross.
 
If there is one thing that I think is much more advanced about the United States, it is its use of flushable toilet paper and flushing outward facing, sitting toilets. That there are still places in the civilized world where you squat, push one out onto like a slanted platform, and then use a bucket of water to wash it down just... disturbs me. Having one of them American super toilets is one of the greatest things ever, and if I had the space for a bidet, I'd be ALL over that shit.

Question: has anybody ever experienced a person who doesn't flush their toilet paper? Ie, they throw USED Toilet paper in the garbage. A friend had his aunt move in with his family a few years back, and this woman used to wipe her ass and then throw the used, shitty paper into the waste paper basket instead of the toilet.
 
My cousin in Bangladesh has a tiny showerhead next to his toilet seen it in some public bathrooms as well. The pressure is high enough to clear the shit away and it's easy enough to use. I did use toilet paper in the end to dry my moist ass, there's no shit on the paper though. :o
 
The Albatross said:
If there is one thing that I think is much more advanced about the United States, it is its use of flushable toilet paper and flushing outward facing, sitting toilets.

Question: has anybody ever experienced a person who doesn't flush their toilet paper? Ie, they throw USED Toilet paper in the garbage. A friend had his aunt move in with his family a few years back, and this woman used to wipe her ass and then throw the used, shitty paper into the waste paper basket instead of the toilet.
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There was a topic where the tc talked about tossing his tp in the trash, many ewws were had
 
2San said:
My cousin in Bangladesh has a tiny showerhead next to his toilet seen it in some public bathrooms as well. The pressure is high enough to clear the shit away and it's easy enough to use. I did use toilet paper in the end though to dry my moist ass, there's no shit on the paper though. :o
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Similar to that?
 
Smellycat said:
What would you do if you got shit on one of your hands by accidents? You are going to wash it with soap and water...are you going to be too disgusted to use your other hand to clean it??
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Occassionally, say, like once a year... One out of every 300 poops, I have a toilet paper malfunction while whiping my ass. It's always, ALWAYS the worst. I just couldn't see doing that every time. You're getting poop on your hands. Shit's gross.
 
The Albatross said:
Question: has anybody ever experienced a person who doesn't flush their toilet paper? Ie, they throw USED Toilet paper in the garbage. A friend had his aunt move in with his family a few years back, and this woman used to wipe her ass and then throw the used, shitty paper into the waste paper basket instead of the toilet.
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She must have hated him. Nobody can seriously be that disgusting.
 
Which fucking backwards country uses a teapot? We should get on the phone to the U.N. or some shit "I know how to upgrade countries from third world to first world, tell them to start wiping their asses properly". SMH.
 
The Albatross said:
Occassionally, say, like once a year... One out of every 300 poops, I have a toilet paper malfunction while whiping my ass. It's always, ALWAYS the worst. I just couldn't see doing that every time. You're getting poop on your hands. Shit's gross.
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Yeah... You have to waddle to the sink with your pants around your ankles and turn on the water and pump the soap with your wrist to avoid contaminating things. I couldn't imagine doing that for every shit. Plus you really have to dig to get it out from under your fingernails.
 
I wash too, OP. Not only because of cultural reasons but also because I don't feel clean when I have to wipe with paper 90 times.
 
PumpkinPie said:
Which fucking backwards country uses a teapot? We should get on the phone to the U.N. or some shit "I know how to upgrade countries from third world to first world, tell them to start wiping their asses properly". SMH.
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Backward?

Do you use paper only when you take a shower?

Using paper is as barbaric as using leaves.
 
The Albatross said:
Question: has anybody ever experienced a person who doesn't flush their toilet paper? Ie, they throw USED Toilet paper in the garbage. A friend had his aunt move in with his family a few years back, and this woman used to wipe her ass and then throw the used, shitty paper into the waste paper basket instead of the toilet.
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I live in Mexico. Over here (and as far as I've heard, a number of places in Latinamerica), houses don't always get enough water pressure for the toilets to flush away TP, thus leading to clogging. Fortunately, I'm blessed with a miracle bog that could flush away elephant turds, but I have many, many relatives and friends who do not, and have to use a wastebasket.

The Albatross said:
Occassionally, say, like once a year... One out of every 300 poops, I have a toilet paper malfunction while whiping my ass. It's always, ALWAYS the worst. I just couldn't see doing that every time. You're getting poop on your hands. Shit's gross.
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Whenever that happens, I ALWAYS feel compelled to smell my hand after washing it. D:

Ninja: In the end, the only correct answer is a bidet, folloed by baby wipes (my method of choice since I lack the former).
 
If people insisted on using this lota contraption, I'd advice them to use a different tool instead of their hands. Like a soft brush they can wash afterwards or something like that. Instead of a toothbrush, it would be named a poopbrush.
 
warthog said:
If people insisted on using this lota contraption, I'd advice them to use a different tool instead of their hands. Like a soft brush they can wash afterwards or something like that. Instead of a toothbrush, it would be named a poopbrush.
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With a long enough handle, you could REALLY go to town with it and thoroughly clean shit (no pun) from the inside.
 
beast786 said:
Backward?

Do you use paper only when you take a shower?

Using paper is as barbaric as using leaves.
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Compared to physically scraping the shit off using my hand and a teapot? Yeah, nice try.
 
I have Bidets. Fancy ones. Adjustable water spout, adjustable water temp, adjustable water force, heated seats, etc.
 
beast786 said:
So you leave the shit behind. Very civilized.
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If you just use toilet paper and then not use a lota, take a shower, or use a bidet after is just disgusting. The common belief that rubbing your arse with paper removes the shit from it is just strange.
 
Toilet Paper.

Isn't a Japanese toilet the best of both worlds? I never understood why these never took off worldwide. The heated toilet seats alone should have billions of these worldwide.
 
My poops are fast and clean, I want in and out of the bathroom in 2-3 min tops. Using the Lota, having to wait for hot water twice (once to fill Lota, once to wash hands), making sure your hands are super duper clean, would just take fucking forever. Pooping shouldn't be an event.
 
LuchaShaq said:
My poops are fast and clean, I want in and out of the bathroom in 2-3 min tops. Using the Lota, having to wait for hot water twice (once to fill Lota, once to wash hands), making sure your hands are super duper clean, would just take fucking forever. Pooping shouldn't be an event.
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But hygiene is an event

Flossing
Toothbrush
Mouthwash
Showering
Deodorant
 
LuchaShaq said:
My poops are fast and clean, I want in and out of the bathroom in 2-3 min tops. Using the Lota, having to wait for hot water twice (once to fill Lota, once to wash hands), making sure your hands are super duper clean, would just take fucking forever. Pooping shouldn't be an event.
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This!!

I want it over and done with as soon as possible. I don't understand how people can sit on a toilet with their own shit it in reading things. That's worse than using this teapot thing.
 
Phonomezer said:
This!!

I want it over and done with as soon as possible. I don't understand how people can sit on a toilet with their own shit it in reading things. That's worse than using this teapot thing.
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High five. I hate taking long dumps. I want in-n-out.
 
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