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[midonnay]

Why would you ever use your bare hand? I just don't get it. Are there not plants around that can be fashioned into free toilet paper? Heck, you could make a melon baller out of a tree, and use that instead of your hand.

Why direct hand to shit contact needs to ever occur is beyond me.

perhaps you're looking at it the wrong way....

other cultures eat more fibre in their diet than us....more fibre = 2 second shit


more freshening the arse crack than cleaning?

 

[Funky Papa]

A lot of people don't realize you wash your hands afterwards, with soap, so they're clean...am I the only one who's surprised by this level of stupidity in this thread?

Excuse us if we refuse to accept the notion of scooping the shit out of our arses with our bare hands.

 

[Lamel]

Excuse us if we refuse to accept the notion of scooping the shit out of our arses with our bare hands.

The water gets rid of most of it. Yeah it sounds very disgusting, BUT THEN YOU WASH YOUR HANDS WITH SOAP!

So they are as clean as anyone else's.

Edit: And your asshole is cleaner too, so you're more sanitary than TP users. Burn.

 

[LordCanti]

The water gets rid of most of it. Yeah it sounds very disgusting, BUT THEN YOU WASH YOUR HANDS WITH SOAP!

So they are as clean as anyone else's.

Edit: And your asshole is cleaner too, so you're more sanitary than TP users. Burn.

I'll take a slightly dirtier asshole over a hand that smells faintly of shit any day of the week. I've gotten shit on my hands before; That smell takes forever to scrub off.

Also, as someone else mentioned...what if it gets up under your fingernails? Gah.

 

[OG Kush]

A lot of people don't realize you wash your hands afterwards, with soap, so they're clean...am I the only one who's surprised by this level of stupidity in this thread?

Nah, me too. People seem to have forgotton that soap exists.
People have no problem when it comes to use their hands for all other types of nasty stuff? Your hands probably get more germs from just doing day to day stuff like opening doors and getting other peoples germs.
Also lets not deny that some ppl here who think its disgusting have probably licked some girls arse before aswell.

I'll take a slightly dirtier asshole over a hand that smells faintly of shit any day of the week. I've gotten shit on my hands before; That smell takes forever to scrub off..

you must have some retarded hands.. i took a shit an hour ago and smelled them right after i washed them WITH SOAP and they didn't smell. Infact I just smelled now again and they smell fine.

 

[Verendus]

This thread is insane.

I don't think it would be inaccurate to say my ass is cleaner than a lot of you guys hands and faces.

That doesn't strike you as fucked up? Because it should strike you as fucked up.

Toilet paper only. Bloody hell.

Next you're going to tell me a lot of you don't bother washing your hands with anti-bacterial handwash or soap after going to the toilet, whether for a piss or a shit.

 

[Lamel]

I'll take a slightly dirtier asshole over a hand that smells faintly of shit any day of the week. I've gotten shit on my hands before; That smell takes forever to scrub off.

Also, as someone else mentioned...what if it gets up under your fingernails? Gah.

There is barely any shit left by the time the water runs over your ass...maybe a lot of you guys take really bad shits that are hard and stick tightly to your asshole...


This is a gross topic.

 

[RustyNails]

I'll take a slightly dirtier asshole over a hand that smells faintly of shit any day of the week.

It doesn't. That's why soap was invented

 

[Sennorin]

A lot of people don't realize you wash your hands afterwards, with soap, so they're clean...am I the only one who's surprised by this level of stupidity in this thread?

Um, I think that´s *expected*, eh? Or did you think people believed that those using the Lota wouldn´t wash their hands?

Thing is, on the rare event of me touching my own shit while using toilet paper (happens when you grab the paper the wrong way or ... well), of course, I wash my hand with soap (which I´d do anyway). But when I have finally washed the little area where I touched the shit with soap three times, I still feel nasty. I will have to frequently smell the finger that had touched shit, to convince myself that it´s really clean. And even if it doesn´t smell at all, again, I will still feel nasty.

Consciously wiping shit with the whole of my hand? I´d have to take an hour-long bath with huge amounts of special soaps to feel comfortable again.

 

[Funky Papa]

Also lets not deny that some ppl here who think its disgusting have probably licked some girls arse before aswell.

Porn is not real life. Anilingus is very rarely practised. And for very good reasons.

 

[OG Kush]

And it ain;t scooping. Yall just noobs are washing your arses. gotta get the technique down.

 

[LordCanti]

It doesn't. That's why soap was invented

Soap does not erase the smell of poo. I've handled poo based fertilizer, and it took forever to scrub that smell out of my hands. The smell remains, long after the germs have gone.

Porn is not real life. Anilingus is very rarely practised. And for very good reasons.

What? You don't give rimjobs to every woman you bed?

 

[Lamel]

Um, I think that´s *expected*, eh? Or did you think people believed that those using the Lota wouldn´t wash their hands?

Thing is, on the rare event of me touching my own shit while using toilet paper (happens when you grab the paper the wrong way or ... well), of course, I wash my hand with soap (which I´d do anyway). But when I have finally washed the little area where I touched the shit with soap three times, I still feel nasty. I will have to frequently smell the finger that had touched shit, to convince myself that it´s really clean. And even if it doesn´t smell at all, again, I will still feel nasty.

Consciously wiping shit with the whole of my hand? I´d have to take an hour-long bath with huge amounts of special soaps to feel comfortable again.

Oh god, it's not with your whole palm...that IS nasty. It's just a finger...like I said there's not a lot of shit left.

Soap does not erase the smell of poo.

Yes it does.

Fucking fertilizer isn't the same as human shit...jeez.

 

[neutralgamer02]

Wouldn't you have to wash you hands before you use the restroom when using a lota? I mean can't use get an infection/irritation if you use an unclean hand to clean your butt?

Either way, it is seriously disgusting.

 

[RustyNails]

Um, I think that´s *expected*, eh? Or did you think people believed that those using the Lota wouldn´t wash their hands?

Sure, it's expected. Just like I expect people who use urinals for peeing also scrub their hands with soap.

Soap does not erase the smell of poo. I've handled poo based fertilizer, and it took forever to scrub that smell out of my hands. The smell remains, long after the germs have gone.

Lol wtf. The smell of industry grade fertilizers does not leave your hands after you handled it? Color me surprised.

 

[midonnay]

Soap does not erase the smell of poo. I've handled poo based fertilizer, and it took forever to scrub that smell out of my hands. The smell remains, long after the germs have gone.

I think you've mistaken poo with durian

 

[PeakPointMatrix]

There are too many horrifying scenarios with this method:

-What if the water you're pouring splashes around and you get shit water on stuff.

-Or what about the shit that gets under your finger nails.

-There is still the unholy possibility of people that don't wash their hands/ don't wash their hands thoroughly enough.

-What if you run out of soap?

-With contaminated hands you have ass scooped with, how do you pull up your pants? Do you walk with your pants around your ankles to the sink?

-How do you turn on the faucet after ass scooping without contaminating the handles, the handles you will later use for when you brush your teeth and stuff.'



How have babywipes not become the standard for cleaning your ass, it's the perfect balance.

 

[gburgess10]

Haters gonna hate.

Until you try it, you won't understand that it is not a big deal.

 

[Xeke]

What about diarrhea...

 

[Count Dookkake]

Poo-hand is unacceptable.

 

[LordCanti]

There are too many horrifying scenarios with this method:

-What if the water you're pouring splashes around and you get shit water on stuff.

-Or what about the shit that gets under your finger nails.

-There is still the unholy possibility of people that don't wash their hands/ don't wash their hands thoroughly enough.

-What if you run out of soap?

-With contaminated hands you have ass scooped with, how do you pull up your pants? Do you walk with your pants around your ankles to the sink?

-How do you turn on the faucet after ass scooping without contaminating the handles, the handles you will later use for when you brush your teeth and stuff.'



How have babywipes not become the standard for cleaning your ass, it's the perfect balance.

Babywipes are definitely the answer. They are like ass silk. You can still go in with some water either before or after, if you so choose, but at least it's a barrier between direct hand to shit contact.

I think you've mistaken poo with durian

Durian?

 

[MightyKAC]

 

[Lamel]

There are too many horrifying scenarios with this method:

-What if the water you're pouring splashes around and you get shit water on stuff.

-Or what about the shit that gets under your finger nails.

-There is still the unholy possibility of people that don't wash their hands/ don't wash their hands thoroughly enough.

-What if you run out of soap?

-With contaminated hands you have ass scooped with, how do you pull up your pants? Do you walk with your pants around your ankles to the sink?

-How do you turn on the faucet after ass scooping without contaminating the handles, the handles you will later use for when you brush your teeth and stuff.'



How have babywipes not become the standard for cleaning your ass, it's the perfect balance.

Well in home half of these are not problems.

Wait do you think your hands are perfectly clean when you use toilet paper?

 

[AgentChris]

Durian?

It's a fruit that smells like caca.

 

[LordCanti]

It's a fruit that smells like caca.

Do...do people eat them? O_O

 

[AgentChris]

Do...do people eat them? O_O

Yup :O
I could never. It smells really bad.

 

[Nemo]

The best of both worlds is the shower heads they have installed in every toilet in places like dubai, shit is craaazy. Warm water goes out of the shower head in full force making sure your ass is as clean as it can get, you don't even have to come near your ass with your hands. Soon as I get the cash I'm installing one of those

 

[OG Kush]

Do...do people eat them? O_O

it doesnt really smelly like actual shit. it just has very strong but distinctive smell. nothing like shit, but not very appealing as well.

 

[LordCanti]

it doesnt really smelly like actual shit. it just has very strong but distinctive smell. nothing like shit, but not very appealing as well.

I would hope that they taste good, if people eat them.

 

[Lamel]

The best of both worlds is the shower heads they have installed in every toilet in places like dubai, shit is craaazy. Warm water goes out of the shower head in full force making sure your ass is as clean as it can get, you don't even have to come near your ass with your hands. Soon as I get the cash I'm installing one of those

. THIS

 

[PeakPointMatrix]

Well in home half of these are not problems.

Wait do you think your hands are perfectly clean when you use toilet paper?

Of course not, but a dry hand is different than a dripping wet hand. And the toilet paper is still a physical barrier between the poo, so contact is rare.

I dunno, I wanna understand but these are all thoughts running through my head when I picture it.

 

[Lamel]

Of course not, but a dry hand is different than a dripping wet hand. And the toilet paper is still a physical barrier between the poo, so contact is rare.

I dunno, I wanna understand but these are all thoughts running through my head when I picture it.

I guess experience is the best teacher in this case. I've never had those problems in the few times I had to lota it up.

 

[Barberetti]

A lot of people don't realize you wash your hands afterwards, with soap, so they're clean...am I the only one who's surprised by this level of stupidity in this thread?

The only stupid thing about this thread (apart from the "half the world's population does it so it's ok" post earlier) are the pooh-handlers not realising that you can easily use a combo of toilet paper and baby-wipe (or equivalent) instead, thus not having to touch their shit at all.

 

[midonnay]

I would hope that they taste good, if people eat them.

taste great if you're used to it...... but better to eat fresh....

ppl would be wondering why your fridge smells like rotting flesh.... >_>

 

[gburgess10]

The only stupid thing about this thread (apart from the "half the world's population does it so it's ok" post earlier) are the pooh-handlers not realising that you can easily use a combo of toilet paper and baby-wipe (or equivalent) instead, thus not having to touch their shit at all.

Lawl.

Have you ever done it?

Do you know what the difference is?

I have used both methods, so I can talk, but can you?

I'll tell you something right now:

My way is cleaner, and quicker.

Test it out and see. But you won't.

Calling us stupid? Yea ok, u r genius- can't believe I have never thought that I should try your way.

You know what I carry lota around to use in public restroom too, so I never have to use TP.

Have you see that guy? Carrying it to the bathroom? Yup, that's me bro.

 

[Timedog]

Maybe its because I don't take these horrific poo's or have excessive ass hair or ass sweat but I've never cared to have my crack 100% clean...seriously, clean or not its still a butt hole/ass crack.

I drop a bomb, do a few wipes, call it a day. I don't really obsess it I got some shit crumbs or smears..the residue is locked away under 2 layers of clothing and nobody is going next to my turd cutter.

Average day tho its just shit all day with a few wipes to remove what I can and then pull up and go, I don't think twice about the 10% of poo matter in my crack...cause its still an asshole no matter the cleanliness. Hop in the shower after work and remove the sweat and poo of the day then dress and restart funking myself up till the morning shower.

If I suspect I'm getting laid later that night I'll poo before getting in the shower to go out, if I poo at some point during the day and surprise sex happens I just avoid recieving oral just to be safe.

There's billions of Americans who do the same as me everyday..shit, wipe, be 80-90% poo free and not give a heck, and in doing this has a stigma of shitty ass Americans become a relevant thing? No.

Instead quite a few of these ass washing countries are cesspools of disease and sanitation. I'd rather be intimate with a shitty ass American then risk getting a paper cut in some of these countries with sparkling clean assholes.

In the end, it will always be a butthole/ass crack and even if there's no residue in or around the outside just millimeters into the balloon knot is poo. So unless there's a wash and an enema then its still filthy.

You take multiple showers per day and avoid oral sex rather than just wipe a little more? Interesting speech.

Lawl.

Have you ever done it?

Do you know what the difference is?

I have used both methods, so I can talk, but can you?

I'll tell you something right now:

My way is cleaner, and quicker.

Test it out and see. But you won't.

Calling us stupid? Yea ok, u r genius- can't believe I have never thought that I should try your way.

You know what I carry lota around to use in public restroom too, so I never have to use TP.

Have you see that guy? Carrying it to the bathroom? Yup, that's me bro.

You carry Iota around with you all day just so you don't have to use toilet paper. Interesting speech.

 

[gburgess10]

You take multiple showers per day and avoid oral sex rather than just wipe a little more? Interesting speech.


You carry Iota around with you all day just so you don't have to use toilet paper. Interesting speech.

That doesn't matter- all you barbarians carry around shit in your ass no matter how much you wipe. The shit dries, man, the shit dries!

I was clearly joking- you never see anyone carrying lota to bathroom. Hence the sarcasm about me carrying one around so that I never ever use TP and have never used it in fact.

Read more carefully bro. Interesting comments.

 

[Lamel]

Lawl.

Have you ever done it?

Do you know what the difference is?

I have used both methods, so I can talk, but can you?

I'll tell you something right now:

My way is cleaner, and quicker.

Test it out and see. But you won't.

Calling us stupid? Yea ok, u r genius- can't believe I have never thought that I should try your way.

You know what I carry lota around to use in public restroom too, so I never have to use TP.

Have you see that guy? Carrying it to the bathroom? Yup, that's me bro.

Lol why did this make me laugh.

You carry Iota around with you all day just so you don't have to use toilet paper. Interesting speech.

lol

 

[Barberetti]

Lawl.

Have you ever done it?

Do you know what the difference is?

I have used both methods, so I can talk, but can you?

I'll tell you something right now:

My way is cleaner, and quicker.

Test it out and see. But you won't.

Calling us stupid? Yea ok, u r genius- can't believe I have never thought that I should try your way.

You know what I carry lota around to use in public restroom too, so I never have to use TP.

I don't need to test it out. We're talking about cleaning our arseholes, not terraforming a fucking planet. Do you really not get that using some toilet paper followed by a baby-wipe is preferable to scraping shit out of your arsehole with your fingers?

 

[gburgess10]

I don't need to test it out. We're talking about cleaning our arseholes, not terraforming a fucking planet. Do you really not get that using some toilet paper followed by a baby-wipe is preferable to scraping shit out of your arsehole with your fingers?

When you use the lota method there is barely any shit for you to touch.

The lota method is superior enough that I feel that touching shit (not scraping, like you imagine- really its just a nudge) is justified.

This is why I asked if you have ever tried it. You're making it out to be a huge deal, when it isn't. And you don't know the difference.

I would get one of those showerheads when I have the money, though. They minimize shit touching even more.

 

[Funky Papa]

I don't need to test it out. We're talking about cleaning our arseholes, not terraforming a fucking planet.

Oh, how I miss the laughing smiley :lol

 

[Timedog]

When you use the lota method there is barely any shit for you to touch.

The lota method is superior enough that I feel that touching shit (not scraping, like you imagine- really its just a nudge) is justified.

This is why I asked if you have ever tried it. You're making it out to be a huge deal, when it isn't. And you don't know the difference.

I would get one of those showerheads when I have the money, though. They minimize shit touching even more.

But if you don't have to touch your shit, and you can get it just as clean, what is the problem? Why would you not use this technique?

 

[Count Dookkake]

You know what I carry lota around to use in public restroom too, so I never have to use TP.

Have you see that guy? Carrying it to the bathroom? Yup, that's me bro.

Does anyone ever notice the lota?

I would be too distracted by the shit on your hand.

 

[gburgess10]

But if you don't have to touch your shit, and you can get it just as clean, what is the problem? Why would you not use this technique?

Its not just as clean, that's the problem. Tell me it is just as clean after using the lota technique.

A day where I use public restrooms and come home to take a shower, I always notice some small residue of dried shit down there during my shower- no matter how much I've wiped.

Never notice that shit with the lota.

Does anyone ever notice the lota?

I would be too distracted by the shit on your hand.

You have Superman's eyes bro. Get rich on that shit at a Casino- read someone's cards in a far off reflection or something.

Can you smell the shit too?

 

[cakefoo]

How do you get the water to your asshole without touching it with your hand? What orientation of your body must you get in to access your shitty anus with a water spout, and not leave a mess on the floor?

 

[Barberetti]

When you use the lota method there is barely any shit for you to touch.

Yeah, and when you use the TP and babywipe method, there's .. ?

This is why I asked if you have ever tried it. You're making it out to be a huge deal, when it isn't. And you don't know the difference.

I'm not making it out to be any sort of deal. Like I said, it's just knowing how to get your arse clean, it's not fucking rocket science.

 

[Maffis]

1. Use tiny bit of toilet paper and remove most of the feces hanging on your butt cheeks.

2. Venture over to the shower.

3. Use shower-hose to clean your crack.

The best way to deal with crap.

 

[Seraphinianus]

everyone laughs at me for having baby wipes, but they come out of my bathroom a changed person.

 

[Count Dookkake]

everyone laughs at me for having baby wipes, but they come out of my bathroom a changed person.

I've been using BWs since the early 90s. Been nice to see civilization play catch up.

 

[cakefoo]

everyone laughs at me for having baby wipes, but they come out of my bathroom a changed person.

Yep. There's absolutely no reason whatsoever why I'd need my asshole any cleaner than baby wipes can get it. I've taken showers after shitting without wet wipes and it's just not as effective.