Synth_floyd
Banned
I just rented this movie. I saw the first one in the theaters. It was okay. Nice to see all the old action stars back together. Then I saw this one.
It was just...boring. It was like I was watching a videogame more than a movie. The guys go from scene to scene and shoot up everything like they have an invincibility code on. There was no drama at all in the movie. No tension.
The script was awful. If you took out all the self-referential dialogue and replaced all the famous actors with nobodies then this would be a straight to DVD movie at best.
There were no characters in the movie. Sylvester Stallone was playing...Sylvester Stallone. Same with Schwarzenegger. Same with basically everyone else. The dialogue was nothing but self-referential stuff. "I told you I'll be back." "I'm back!" There was the Chuck Norris fact about the snake. It's like in the Red Letter Media review of Phantom Menace where he asks people to describe characters without talking about their appearance and they can't do it. Same here.
Maybe they had too many people in the movie so that none of them had enough to do? It was more like a 90 minute infomercial for these actors than an actual film. The characters are in a predicament...so we'll give Chuck Norris a bit part to save the day. Then they're in another predicament...so we'll give Schwarzenegger and Willis bit parts to save the day. JCVD had what was basically a bit part. He kills that new character in the beginning and then has a 2 minute fight scene with Stallone at the end, which wasn't even that good.
What they should do for the sequel: Get rid of Crews, Couture, probably Jet Li and even Statham. I would say the same for Lundgren but he was the comic relief so he at least had a purpose.
Then give us at least a halfway decent reason to care why these people are shooting a bunch of random badguys. They introduced a new character, built him up for 5 minutes and then killed him. Zzz. Make it so the movie doesn't feel like watching someone play Call of Duty on easy mode.
The Terminator is a character. Rambo is a character. Jon McClain is a character. Even Schwarzenegger's character in Predator wasn't much of a character either but it had a cool story, good supporting cast and a great villain which made up for it.
This was just a bad movie with a horrible script whose only reason for existence was that they got all the big name actors to play the characters. At least put that talent for some good use.
It was just...boring. It was like I was watching a videogame more than a movie. The guys go from scene to scene and shoot up everything like they have an invincibility code on. There was no drama at all in the movie. No tension.
The script was awful. If you took out all the self-referential dialogue and replaced all the famous actors with nobodies then this would be a straight to DVD movie at best.
There were no characters in the movie. Sylvester Stallone was playing...Sylvester Stallone. Same with Schwarzenegger. Same with basically everyone else. The dialogue was nothing but self-referential stuff. "I told you I'll be back." "I'm back!" There was the Chuck Norris fact about the snake. It's like in the Red Letter Media review of Phantom Menace where he asks people to describe characters without talking about their appearance and they can't do it. Same here.
Maybe they had too many people in the movie so that none of them had enough to do? It was more like a 90 minute infomercial for these actors than an actual film. The characters are in a predicament...so we'll give Chuck Norris a bit part to save the day. Then they're in another predicament...so we'll give Schwarzenegger and Willis bit parts to save the day. JCVD had what was basically a bit part. He kills that new character in the beginning and then has a 2 minute fight scene with Stallone at the end, which wasn't even that good.
What they should do for the sequel: Get rid of Crews, Couture, probably Jet Li and even Statham. I would say the same for Lundgren but he was the comic relief so he at least had a purpose.
Then give us at least a halfway decent reason to care why these people are shooting a bunch of random badguys. They introduced a new character, built him up for 5 minutes and then killed him. Zzz. Make it so the movie doesn't feel like watching someone play Call of Duty on easy mode.
The Terminator is a character. Rambo is a character. Jon McClain is a character. Even Schwarzenegger's character in Predator wasn't much of a character either but it had a cool story, good supporting cast and a great villain which made up for it.
This was just a bad movie with a horrible script whose only reason for existence was that they got all the big name actors to play the characters. At least put that talent for some good use.