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[prwxv3]

"Will the cloud be strong enough to hold all of that secret sauce?"

The could is the secret sauce. Think about it.

 

[Zeeman]

"Well, that Phil Fish guy seems kind of pissed..."

 

[Neko Mimi Mode]

I bet it's not even Major Nelson.

#TeamCG

 

[The_Hitcher89]

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Dat expert PR

 

[JetBlackPanda]

That last question.. Holy shit

 

[fallagin]

1080p field of view bitches.... Wait... Wat

Oh you know, because field of view is measured by resolution. No it isn't

 

[red731]

Oh my god. This is why I don't need to watch ordinary TV (except documents) anymore!
I am laughing infinitely on the cloud on my 1080p fov.
This is something TV can't provide. Realtime even.

ed: ^ everybody knows that, man.

 

[Caode]

I bet it's not even Major Nelson.

It's Major Asshole

 

[Mama Robotnik]

I don't really follow Major Nelson.

Does he actually have a personality of his own? Because he is coming across as a copy-and-paste corporate tool. How the hell does he have any form of following or popularity when - based on this chat alone - he is clearly one of the worst examples of a spineless PR mouthpiece?

 

[Robso]

Feels like we're on dial up with the speed of these questions.

 

[Go_Ly_Dow]

blame space was in there, so it's pretty much confirmed at least most of them aren't fake.

only he has the power

 

[JABEE]

That internet connection question was also copy and pasted. That is the actual copy they used to answer that question in their Q&A.

 

[santi_yo]

He is even taking his time pretending he's typing and not cutting and pasting.

 

[Nokterian]

LOOOOL

Dat control + V and C.

 

[Thorgal]

What feedback have you received from devs about the console?

Major Nelson (Larry Hryb):
They are very excited for Xbox One and the power of Xbox LIVE that will power it…as well as the unique aspects of Kinect and SmartGlass they can tap into

 

[Interfectum]

Perk of gold.. if you are silver your games of course do not tap into infinite cloud power.

When you subscribe to XBL Gold you actually unlock 12 more GB of RAM!

 

[nbthedude]

MORE HILARITY!

http://www.gamesradar.com/indies-may-not-be-able-self-publish-xbox-one/

"Xbox One is a platform that allows all creators, including those who work on games and apps, regardless of team size, funding, business model, etc. to take advantage of unique capabilities to build amazing experiences that push the limits of technology,"

And today:

"We're working on a plan for Xbox One is a platform that allows all creators, including those who work on games and apps, regardless of team size, funding, biz model, etc. to be a part of the future of Xbox One."

Failed copy/paste with the hilarious sentence structure!

Man, I want a job as a PR person. I am a master at Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V. Please give me money.

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

I bet it's not even Major Nelson.

It's not. Originally, he never had any photo attached to his username. That got added later to show "authentic unprecedented partnership experience and content".

 

[BlazingDarkness]

This response :lol
Get all DEM NAMES in there. Sell that shit.

 

[opticalmace]

This is BS, I posted a question and it never came through. As slow as this is moving I wouldnt doubt if these were fake questions.

Not every question gets through. Someone is vetting them.

 

[The Faceless Master]

MORE HILARITY!

http://www.gamesradar.com/indies-may-not-be-able-self-publish-xbox-one/

"Xbox One is a platform that allows all creators, including those who work on games and apps, regardless of team size, funding, business model, etc. to take advantage of unique capabilities to build amazing experiences that push the limits of technology,"

And today:

"We're working on a plan for Xbox One is a platform that allows all creators, including those who work on games and apps, regardless of team size, funding, biz model, etc. to be a part of the future of Xbox One."

Failed copy/paste with the hilarious sentence structure!

dat dude is ON POINT with his PR sheet!

 

[xxracerxx]

Major Nelson (Larry Hryb): They are very excited for Xbox One and the power of Xbox LIVE that will power it…as well as the unique aspects of Kinect and SmartGlass they can tap into

You forgot TELEVISION Nelson!!!

EDIT: Oh god, these new questions.

 

[dc89]

Can't even answer that in a interesting manner.

 

[NullPointer]

Okay, so he's actually just pasting PR text.

He's just harnessing the infinite power of the cloud.

 

[Rebel Leader]

This thread is going places. Also, are we sure it's not a random PR person or bot? Lol.

" They are very excited for Xbox One and the power of Xbox LIVE that will power it…as well as the unique aspects of Kinect and SmartGlass they can tap into"

It's going.... GOING.... IT'S GONE!

 

[Vexxan]

Yeah, I'm sure devs are very excited about Kinect and SmartGlass, lol.

 

[Miles Quaritch]

New 360 games? That's certainly interesting. Thought for sure they'd shift their entire focus to the One.

 

[Zeeman]

No one is excited about Smartglass, Larry

 

[LuuKyK]

the power of Xbox LIVE that will power it…

What in the world? What a weird way to word it...

 

[waypoetic]

"They are very excited for Xbox One and the power of Xbox LIVE that will power it…as well as the unique aspects of Kinect and SmartGlass they can tap into"

Not according to my twitter feed Larry, it's the exact opposite.

 

[Jooney]

Success! thanks

 

[Kikarian]

The power of Xbox LIVE that will power it

 

[bidguy]

is he retarded ?

 

[StealthGoblin]

Embarrassing.

Compare the two:

Sony have Cerny who came out and did a full tech breakdown.
Sony have Shu Yoshida who gave multiple interviews and candid responses.

Microsoft have Major Nelson who is copying and pasting PR statements from a website.

They've had longer to plan their strategy and they are still coming across as a faceless monolithic entity that doesn't listen to fans.

 

[B.O.O.M]

" They are very excited for Xbox One and the power of Xbox LIVE that will power it…as well as the unique aspects of Kinect and SmartGlass they can tap into"

-_-

 

[fallagin]

The could is the secret sauce. Think about it.

Can the cloud hold all of its infiniteness?

 

[L1NETT]

Dodge that Larry, it ain't on the FAQ buddy.

 

[Psi]

But is the power of Xbox Live as infinite as the power of the cloud!?

 

[Oni Link 666]

4:23 Comment From blame space: Which areas of the Xbox One will you be focusing on at your E3 presentation?

4:24 Major Nelson (Larry Hryb): Games. Games. GAMES

Will they be presented by DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS?

 

[Salaadin]

I don't really follow Major Nelson.

Does he actually have a personality of his own? Because he is coming across as a copy-and-paste corporate tool. How the Hell does he have any form of following or popularity when - based on this chat alone - he is this clearly one of the worst examples of a spineless PR mouthpiece?

I really like the guy. Hes probably my favorite MS guy right now.
This is just...not him. I think hes been handed the PR reigns after Harrisons fuckup yesterday. They know Hyrb is likable so now hes doing the cleanup.

 

[jmdajr]

Kinect maybe, but really ? Smartglass?

I asked if it copy and paste capabilities.

edit: It's all good guys. You will be happy AFTER E3.

 

[UberTag]

My question:

"Your Xbox One campaign seems to have the momentum of a runaway freight train. Why are you so popular?"

“Major Nelson. Your campaign seems to have the momentum of a runaway freight train. Why is One so popular?"

<virtual high-five fellow Simpsons fan>

 

[Robso]

New 360 games? That's certainly interesting. Thought for sure they'd shift their entire focus to the One.

Saw a rumour sometime ago that they'd not drop it like they did with the original XBOX. Appears to be true then. Good to see.

 

[alr1ght]

We are talking to SmarterNelson

 

[f0rk]

I bet that feedback is direct from Jonathan Blow

 

[kodt]

"They are really excited about the millions of dollars we paid them for timed exclusives!"

 

[sixteen-bit]

He is even taking his time pretending he's typing and not cutting and pasting.

maybe he's checking his sentence structure... nah.

 

[Archaix]

Embarrassing.

Compare the two:

Sony have Cerny who came out and did a full tech breakdown.
Sony have Shu Yoshida who gave multiple interviews and candid responses.

Microsoft have Major Nelson who is copying and pasting PR statements from a website.

They've had longer to plan their strategy and they are still coming across as a faceless monolithic entity that doesn't listen to fans.

Psh. Whatever. Sony's reveal didn't prove they can design an ugly uninspired monolith of a console, AND they never even tried to mention how many transistors there are in the PS4. I bet it's not even a billion.

 

[UnblessedSoul]

This trainwreck just keeps on giving

 

[Dion Blaster]

This has to be a joke? I don't think anyone predicted the reveal and fallout would be this bad.