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Man posts craiglist for a Coachella vict.....companion.

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Sounds like he's trying to recreate one of those "POV with girlfriend on holiday" pornos. I forget the name of them

Also sounds super fucking lonely and seems to be going through some kind of mid life crisis.

Fun.
 
Aske said:
I don't think this is fake, and I'm surprised so many people do. Not seeing any of what the article calls "rape connotations" though. Red flags aplenty, but nothing suggesting he's more likely to force himself on a companion than anyone other dude would be.

He wants a bunch of creepy girlfriend-experience stuff, and hates bad nails and dry skin. If he wanted sex, he could have just used more inverted commas around words like "party", "fun", "sleep", etc. Actually, Gordie would have had a much easier time finding a 19-25 year old woman who would fuck him in exchange for a ride to Coachella than he will finding one who will put up with all this nonsense. What he's asking would be psychologically and emotionally exhausting.
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Americans just don't do irony.
 
faridmon said:
Its the biggest festival on the planet.

Even bigger than Glastonbury
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You need to think outside your bubble mate.
It might have a lot of people going but as I said, if someone doesn't care that much about this culture they might not know about it. Do you know what the biggest, I don't know, airplane festival in the world is for instance?
I mean, Rock In Japan 2015 had 250 000 people going to it, but if someone is not into Japanese music I don't blame them for knowing what it is lol
 
*Splinter said:
Also sounds super fucking lonely and seems to be going through some kind of mid life crisis.

Fun.
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I mean, this is a typical super fake troll Craigslist ad
but I'd say there is a high chance that the person behind, who is probably a denizen of the internet, is super fucking lonely and going through a mid ife crisis anyway
 
Admiral Woofington said:
I straight up burst out laughing when he says that at some point she has to turn around and tell him she's having a good time but didn't expect it so.

To give the benefit of the doubt it sounds like the guy watched a movie about two people falling in love and doing quirky shit in a music festival, or he has seen this shit previously scattered around many different shows, and now he wants to simulate what it'd be like.
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http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQv-QZ1KnNXefN9d5fMIprkcMvprC4klp7Md1DFxqMMKzKS08_m
 
Girl 19-25: "Can I just give you a BJ and then be off?"

Gordie:

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liquidtmd said:
Girl 19-25: "Can I just give you a BJ and then be off?"

Gordie:

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"Could you at least tell me you 'didn't know how this would go, but you're actually having a really good time' at some point while my junk's in your mouth?...No? Well then can I at least watch you re-apply your lipstick afterwards?"
 
Kurita said:
You need to think outside your bubble mate.
It might have a lot of people going but as I said, if someone doesn't care that much about this culture they might not know about it. Do you know what the biggest, I don't know, airplane festival in the world is for instance?
I mean, Rock In Japan 2015 had 250 000 people going to it, but if someone is not into Japanese music I don't blame them for knowing what it is lol
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Biggest culturally speaking not by numbers.
 
I feel uncomfortable just reading that and I'm not even the intended target....I mean companion.

EDIT: That other ad.....some old people are so fucking creepy. They could have chosen to be themselves instead of pretending to be straights and deceiving a poor woman who deserves better than to be his wife. But some of them want the safety net of straight marriage while fucking hot young guys. Thanks but no thanks cowards.
 
faridmon said:
Biggest culturally speaking not by numbers.
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I dunno, I think outside the US people are more likely to know about other festivals over Coachella.

Violet_0 said:
I mean, this is a typical super fake troll Craigslist ad
but I'd say there is a high chance that the person behind, who is probably a denizen of the internet, is super fucking lonely and going through a mid ife crisis anyway
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This, It's painfully obvious.
 
Sounds fake. Add probely posted by the first publication who posted this 'news' on their website. The add looks to cleverably set up in such a way that a crazy person cant post it. For example putting his age at the bottom of the advertisement in such a way that it looks like a punchline.... yeah by the way im 56 year olds.

Or maybe i have too much good faith in human kind and in that case. f****** scary
 
preta said:
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It's a real shame that so many men are creepy/clueless when it comes to this sort of thing. Why is it always older guys too?

OT: does anyone know the origin of this pic? I remember seeing it a few years ago on some "funny picture" app
 
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