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[Concept17]

Gilmore Girls episode: Luke goes to Australia

Exactly what I thought too lol

 

[clearacell]

why is everyone giving the advantage to the kangaroo？ we are an alpha predator btw.

no weapons? a kangaroo would destroy a man. a normal man can barely stand up to a monkey

https://youtu.be/cyqwJsGJSIY

 

[ESBL]

why is everyone giving the advantage to the kangaroo？ we are an alpha predator btw.

Have you seen their kicks? Even with a kniofe I think the roo wins. Aussies don't have guns, even with a gun you're gonna have to unload a whole lotta 9mms into this thing.

 

[Kieli]

What an idiot. Did it after the kangaroo had already let go and the kangaroo was probably only defending themselves from the dog.

Kangaroos don't just "defend". They're roided up dude-bros of the animal kingdom that like to fuck shit up.

 

[MCN]

A decent size roo would fuck a human up without a tool. Animal strength is usually just a different level. Humans get big but we suck at functional strength compared to animals.

What we lack in strength and speed we make up for in endurance and ability to recover from injury, though. That's how we survived and thrived.

 

[TM94]

WORLDSTARRR


Nah, but this video is hilarious. I love how stunned the kangaroo is after getting punched, "fair play mate that was a decent dig".

 

[Litan]

What we lack in strength and speed we make up for in endurance and ability to recover from injury, though. That's how we survived and thrived.

None of that means shit if the animal gets a hold of our ass before we can run off.

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

He did take that punch like a champ.

I'm still laughing 😂😂😂

 

[MCN]

None of that means shit if the animal gets a hold of our ass before we can run off.

And yet for millennia, we got by.

 

[y2dvd]

Do they have claws on their feet too? Because those kicks then becomes that much more devastating.

 

[Litan]

And yet for millennia, we got by.

Our time cometh.

 

[ghostjoke]

Kangaroo looks like it's going to Keyser Söze everything the dude holds dear.

 

[erlim]

The man did legitimately send the kangaroo reeling. The kangaroo was advancing on him at that point. I don't blame the man. If it was here in the US the owner of the dog probably would do something horrible like shoot at the kangaroo and accidentally hit the dog on purpose.

We are lucky we are in a world where nobody was hurt.

 

[Lexxism]

You don't even need 4 mates let's see that college roo outsmart a bullet.

So much for being an alpha 😂😂😂😂

 

[DragonGirl]

And yet for millennia, we got by.

There used to be a lot of different species of humans, some more durable than us. We are the last surviving twig of a dead evolutionary branch. It wasn't until the last few thousand years that we were an insignificant part of the ecosystem. Humans also are not that strong or durable for our size.

I also can't help but roll my eyes at the "but what if the guy had a knife or a gun, he'd win" Yeah sure, and if we're talking about irrelevant hypotheticals, what if the kangaroo could breath fire?

 

[Odrion]

another day in australia

 

[Kieli]

What we lack in strength and speed we make up for in endurance and ability to recover from injury, though. That's how we survived and thrived.

We sacrifice raw strength for fine muscle control. We have greater degree of precision in which we can activate our muscle fibers, whereas Gorillas are like zero to one-hundred only.

 

[Ashby]

So much for being an alpha 😂😂😂😂

Inventing guns is pretty alpha

 

[Sanjuro]

All they want to do is cuddle, bro.

 

[Chuck Norris]

Solid punch. Guy did smart to get away after that though, a kick to the stomach or those cla s cutting you up wouldn't be pleasant

 

[Kaako]

I'd cuddle one if it wouldn't choke me out.

 

[Elitist1945]

 

[Orkidea]

Aren't kangaroos like pests in Australia? The people hate having them around?

 

[Megasoum]

Remind me of this amazing video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iyNncvIrz8

Seriously, must watch lol

 

[Thorgal]

Do they have claws on their feet too? Because those kicks then becomes that much more devastating.

 

[Obliterator]

Kangaroos are easily one of the most bizarre looking creatures in the world. They've got this marsupial looking head, the torso of a yoked up human, huge claws, and then these massive legs and tail.

What a weird concoction nature created with that one

 

[RecRoulette]

Someone do that Vince McMahon gif but with buff Kangaroos instead

 

[KernelPanic]

Always thought of kangaroo's as these cute animals that hop around lol.

 

[Chuck Norris]

FUCK that

Fucking knives on their feet

 

[Baraka in the White House]

Always thought of kangaroo's as these cute animals that hop around lol.

Nope. They're spray-tanned, collar-popping gym rats.

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

So much for being an alpha 😂😂😂😂

Creating weapons that can subdue any animal on this planet is not alpha?

 

[buttery fistful]

kangaroo is like "what? stand and box, bitch"

 

[Christof]

What humans really excelled at was intellegence and cooperation.

If the camera man had helped out and surrounded the roo while shouting and throwing rocks might have gotten same results

Still guy was very brave and very lucky. Gambled his well being to protect his dog. Feels good to win.

 

[Linkstrikesback]

None of that means shit if the animal gets a hold of our ass before we can run off.

And yet there are several billion humans vs how many Kangaroos? We're (or at least, were...) doing something right somewhere.

 

[Bread]

relevant video

 

[IdreamofHIME]

Kangaroo will enter the Royal Rumble

 

[Purkake4]

FUCK that

Fucking knives on their feet

Yeah, that shit should get them disqualified.

 

[Jawbreaker]

Kangaroos will steal your girl, too.

 

[UnObtainium17]

Wow. I saw the vid i was like.. " I like my chances against a roo.. line em up."

Then I saw this pic. Now i doubt it. 1 solid hit to my gut and i may not even live to finish the fight lol.

 

[Always-honest]

Didn't expect to laugh so hard.

 

[Sheroking]

The moment that kills me in that video is when the man and the Kangaroo square-up.

Like, I'm waiting for a "Round 1. FIGHT!" to come up. It's just too perfect.

Inventing guns is pretty alpha

I mean, we could probably invent a virus that kills only Kangaroo's.

No-sell that you giant douchebags.

 

[Daffy Duck]

This is amazing.

That roo is like "You best walk away sport".

lol..

https://youtu.be/UBkZ1VJuVp0

 

[Village]

"hey hit me?"

" By the ancient kangaroo accords this man is a bad ass and I must leave him to his devices, he shall now receive the blessings of health and muscle growth. I'll be on my way "

 

[Vic]

I'm in fucking tears brehs.

 

[ThisGuy]

I also can't help but roll my eyes at the "but what if the guy had a knife or a gun, he'd win" Yeah sure, and if we're talking about irrelevant hypotheticals, what if the kangaroo could breath fire?

If the fight comes down to using all available resources, the things mankind have created should be fair. I'm pretty sure our species strength comes from being social and intelligent.

So buying a gun from a fellow human to shoot down a roo is fair IMO.

Kangaroos breathing fire is not normal to the species so shouldn't count.

 

[Pif]

That T-Rex Deer didn't understand what happened...

 

[El Daniel]

The kangaroo has the expression of a bully who has never been punched back. Full of disbelief.

 

[Dynamite Ringo Matsuri]

Remind me of this amazing video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iyNncvIrz8

Seriously, must watch lol

Holy shit lmao. That is some fuckin Metal Gear Solid shit

 

[RS4-]

Kangaroo tougher than Rousey

 

[TaterTots]

How strong are their arms? Could one choke a human out? Just curious because the dog in the video was looking around and looked pretty calm with its arms around his neck.