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Mandalorian and Grogu first clip
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Artoris
Gold Member
At least its not erectile anxiety
Darkmakaimura
Can You Imagine What SureAI Is Going To Do With Garfield?
This is the way.Nah, they just need to sequester a few writers in a remote cabin for a week with nothing but testosterone patches, cocaine, and whisky. Then we'd get a proper script
kpopSuperstar
Member
Maybe he's playing the whole "I'm gay so I can touch women" long con.....
JackHanma
Member
Maybe, shame I used to enjoy him in Narcos now I can do with never seeing him again.
crumbs
Member
Feels like Disney knows this is going to flop and have cut back on advertising. The only marketing I see for this is the Burger King ads with some gross-looking blue "milkshake" that baby Yoda moves around with the force while grunting like an autistic child. It was probably too late to get out of that deal with BK.
poodaddy
Gold Member
Wonder if he and Biden hang out.He is deranged, he is probably gonna transform at some point the creepy fuck.
Mengy
wishes it were bannable to say mean things about Marvel
I love the show, but its gotten worse as its gone on. S1 > S2 >>> S3. The trailers haven't gotten me interested for the movie in the slightest, and now it seems the early reviews have confirmed what the meh trailers were foreshadowing.
I'll watch the film when it comes to streaming, but I'm not in any rush.
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Jinzo Prime
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spookyfish
Gold Member
Because Filoni couldn't work in his "beloved" characters with that sort of story. (And it IS a much better story.)
Why didn't we get that
NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt
Biggest Trails Stan
I love Ahsoka Tano but even I'm kind of burnt out on her
her character design just doesn't work for live action, same with Hera. Those poor ladies can barely act with those massive headpieces. IMHO those alien types are best reserved for animation, as are aliens that talk like normal people. NOTHING irks me more in modern star wars than a photorealistic alien, CG or costume, that has a fully normal human voice, usually with some ridiculous chipper accent or some such. If they are gonn aspeak, they need a distorted human voice, maybe not a stereotypic accent like the Syndicate and Wattoo, but something fitting the alien like Admiral Ackbar. Though I VASTLY prefer subtitles or a human translator/"let me repeat what you said" thing. The sole exception is Nick Nolte UBER gravelly voice on mando, its still just Nick, but it fits
NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt
Biggest Trails Stan
her character design just doesn't work for live action, same with Hera. Those poor ladies can barely act with those massive headpieces. IMHO those alien types are best reserved for animation, as are aliens that talk like normal people. NOTHING irks me more in modern star wars than a photorealistic alien, CG or costume, that has a fully normal human voice, usually with some ridiculous chipper accent or some such. If they are gonn aspeak, they need a distorted human voice, maybe not a stereotypic accent like the Syndicate and Wattoo, but something fitting the alien like Admiral Ackbar. Though I VASTLY prefer subtitles or a human translator/"let me repeat what you said" thing. The sole exception is Nick Nolte UBER gravelly voice on mando, its still just Nick, but it fits
I find it funny how Disney did their damnest to unsexulize Twi'lek females. I really hated that. With Lucas all of the females in that race were super sexy with french accents. I agree this normal speech in this Disney Star Wars stuff took me a lot of time to get used to. I still prefer the Lucas dialogue though
EverydayBeast
ChatShitGPT Alpha 0.001
Felt the like the movie was built for 6 episodes on Hulu, still good, ranking it high in recent Star Wars creations, and I don't know about you but Jacked Jaba The Hut kicks butt.
NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt
Biggest Trails Stan
Best part of that terrible Boba Fett show, and sooooo under utilized.
That's another thing, yes they are attractive but I found that they kind of toned down the outfits. Before anyone says this is a show that is rated PG to PG13, even back than like 16 years ago, they wouldn't have toned the outfits down at all
The Clone Wars 3D show had a couple of episodes where a Clone Trooper gets stranded on this planet. He stays with this family and the dad is another Clone Trooper who deflected. He has a wife and child. His wife is a Twi'lek and man she was super sexy. She showed some cleavage and everything. Even had a French accent. I know it was I think The Bad Batch show where they went back to that planet and the family. The mom was still pretty but super censored.
That's one of the things I miss the most about Lucas Star Wars, he wasn't afraid of aiming stuff at The Male Gaze
I heard he even had a thing for Darth Talon, who is that EU Sexy Twi'lek Sith Lord from the Dark Horse Star Wars Series Legacy
It's just funny how certain groups tend to ignore straight males as a buying demographic nowadays
It is a movie of nonconsequence and I get why they made it so isolated. Anyone can watch it and it's approachable on it's own. Even though I enjoyed it, I'm still somewhat disappointed that it didn't really connect to the bigger unvirese lore wise. I'm a fan of the 2 main characters so that probably helps my enjoyment level. Rotta was handled much better than I expected and it worked.
The movie is fun, safe and unfortunately very forgetable. I can't help but think this should have come out 2-3 years ago.
The movie is fun, safe and unfortunately very forgetable. I can't help but think this should have come out 2-3 years ago.
cabbage5k2
Member
Honestly much better than I expected. A fun little adventure, but just go in expecting it to be a more elaborate season of the Mandalorian as I feel it isn't really anything different than that.
March Climber
Member
Two great ideas. I'll add another:
A Pod racing movie (just pod racing, no other shenanigans) in the vein of the recent Brad Pitt F1 movie, with a feelgood story about winning the big race and high speed cockpit views to really feel the speed.
Just picture the above gif with high budget effects...
It would be an absolute treat in IMAX.
March Climber
Member
Just like good graphics, Imax can make an average movie feel a bit better, but it can't make a bad movie feel good.
For example, Star Wars Episode 9 was a bafflingly bad movie, even in IMAX.
NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt
Biggest Trails Stan
Two great ideas. I'll add another:
A Pod racing movie (just pod racing, no other shenanigans) in the vein of the recent Brad Pitt F1 movie, with a feelgood story about winning the big race and high speed cockpit views to really feel the speed.
Just picture the above gif with high budget effects...
It would be an absolute treat in IMAX.
A Star Wars movie just focusing on Podracing would be amazing
Reizo Ryuu
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ftfy
Revolutionary
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RLM review:
falconhoof
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Guardian Monkey
Member
Mindless fun popcorn movie. Nothing wrong with that, went in with no expections.
I had fun. It's not world changing, or even consequential, but it's a good Mandalorian adventure.
Great score by LG. Killer synth leads and remixed main theme.
I don't think Dave Filoni can carry Star Wars on his back. The writing was like a Saturday morning cartoon.
Great score by LG. Killer synth leads and remixed main theme.
I don't think Dave Filoni can carry Star Wars on his back. The writing was like a Saturday morning cartoon.
Interfectum
Gold Member
Just got certified A- cinema score and the highest audience score on RT of all the Disney Star Wars films so far. The movie is fun and Grogu is hilarious.
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DKehoe
Member
I enjoyed it. It maybe helps that I went in not expecting too much. Mando beating the shit out of people and Grogu being cute might be a cheap formula but it's one that still works for me. A friend of mine was saying he thought it was a pity it didn't go more into the Mandalorian culture stuff that the show had been doing. But for me I liked the show most when it was a Western style self-contained adventure where the two show up somewhere, beat the bad guy and ride off into sunset. I felt like the show got too bogged down in lore as it went on.
Great score, the synths helped give it its own feel rather than just being the Star Wars house brand.
It does feel like a bunch of episodes stitched together. There was a point fairly early on where I was thinking that it feels like it was about to be done even though I knew that time wise there was still plenty to go. It felt this could have been the outline for season 4 of the show and so was structured like that. But that did also make it feel like the type of adventure serial that was such a big influence on Lucas. So in that way it kinda works.
Like with other Filoni stuff I felt like the way certain characters were presented would have made more sense to me if I'd seen Clone Wars/Rebels. There's a character who is quite present throughout the early part of the film that feels like I'm meant to have far more of an attachment to than I do. And another later on where I figured they had to be from one of those shows and that turned out to be the case. It makes it all very Glup Shitto. Also Filoni getting a cameo felt masturbatory. I get that there are people who love Clone Wars and Rebels but as someone who didn't watch either it feels weird to me how reverent the recent Star Wars stuff is to him. But obviously that's down to him being involved.
Casting Jeremy Allen White then distorting his performance beyond any recognition felt like an odd choice.
Great score, the synths helped give it its own feel rather than just being the Star Wars house brand.
It does feel like a bunch of episodes stitched together. There was a point fairly early on where I was thinking that it feels like it was about to be done even though I knew that time wise there was still plenty to go. It felt this could have been the outline for season 4 of the show and so was structured like that. But that did also make it feel like the type of adventure serial that was such a big influence on Lucas. So in that way it kinda works.
Like with other Filoni stuff I felt like the way certain characters were presented would have made more sense to me if I'd seen Clone Wars/Rebels. There's a character who is quite present throughout the early part of the film that feels like I'm meant to have far more of an attachment to than I do. And another later on where I figured they had to be from one of those shows and that turned out to be the case. It makes it all very Glup Shitto. Also Filoni getting a cameo felt masturbatory. I get that there are people who love Clone Wars and Rebels but as someone who didn't watch either it feels weird to me how reverent the recent Star Wars stuff is to him. But obviously that's down to him being involved.
Casting Jeremy Allen White then distorting his performance beyond any recognition felt like an odd choice.