StealthGoblin
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I wonder how much recap footage we'll get tonight.
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Keyser Soze
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dream said:
Jesus Christ
canadian crowe
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Seriously TNA, there is a reason people don't do these spots anymore.dream said:
DKehoe
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Like I said a while back in a lot of ways it makes sense to have Rock just appear via satellite. One of, if not the, major selling points is a Rock/Cena confrontation. To have them both appear live on the show would make no sense since if one is running the other down in the building the other guy should logically just walk out and face him down. Thats what they are selling WM on so they can't give it away for free on raw.
BoboBrazil
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That TNA shit sounds horrible. I gotta watch. Pretty obvious Rock is gonna do something with a cutout of Cena and not the actual Cena...
DKehoe said:
They should have planned this out better. Cena giving shitty (pun intended!) live promos and Rock not being there live because of his schedule + WWE not wanting to give away The Rock for free when they can get $60 out of you instead...
Maybe Miz can save the night.
BoboBrazil
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dream said:
Ok the fan from last night was fake and makes an appearance at the tapings. Fuck this shit.
BoboBrazil
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They have a fucking Television title match with Murphy vs Gunner vs Rob Terry and
This match makes no sense on any level.
fucking Gunner is television champ
DKehoe
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I don't think he was ever actually approached about appearing at Wrestlemania.remnant said:
I haven't properly watched TNA in a long time. I saw a clip on youtube and had no idea who one of the guys I was watching was. Turned out it was Gunner/Murphy. I had thought Gunner and Murphy were the two fat security guys they had before.BoboBrazil said:
Mr. Enigma
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Drew Carey made it to the WWE Hall of Fame before Randy Savage did. CHEW ON THAT, OHHHH YEAH!
Funny how Carey is getting inducted when he conveniently has a new TV show to promote that begins in April 11.
Funny how Carey is getting inducted when he conveniently has a new TV show to promote that begins in April 11.
sillentassasin
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Just to add to the Methgate (copywritten 
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When Eric walks into the ring. At the end, the last words he said were "scorpion death drop".
You can notice in the video... so he was clearly giving the finish
)When Eric walks into the ring. At the end, the last words he said were "scorpion death drop".
You can notice in the video... so he was clearly giving the finish
dream
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Full results...tempted to not spoiler tag this cause TNA isn't worth the typing
* Impact starts with Sting in the ring with both the new and old TNA Championship belts. Sting also has a new red shirt. He says he has something to get off his chest before Hulk Hogans show starts. He wants Hogan and Eric Bischoff to get out here and face him. Hulk Hogan and Eric Bischoff come to the ring. Sting gives the Hardy belt to Hogan and says this is theirs. Hogan tosses it out of the ring. Sting asks Hogan how he could do what he did to Jeff Hardy? Take a guy who was the brightest of the bright stars and turn him into the blackest of black. Hardy is a man who makes his own decision but it was the influence of Hogan and Bischoff that led him down that path. The path of needing more money and power. He cant do anything for Hardy now but he can help the others in TNA trying to make a name for themselves. Hogan says Sting is Mr. Johnny Come Lately. Blame him and EB for the embarrassment Hardy caused Immortal? Hardy was the one who is at fault here. Hardy couldnt stand in the shadow of the immortal Hulk Hogan. Everybody else in Immortal is doing great, brother. Sting needs to look out for himself. Hogan has main eventers all around the world wanting to jump on his back and join in with the tsunami taking over wrestling. Sting says if the phone is ringing off the hook, where are the people? All he ever sees is Hogan and Bischoff with some jokes behind them.
* Bully Rays music hits and comes to the ring. He says hes been ringing Hogans phone off the hook. Hes been waiting for this his whole life. Hogan is the one who made this business what it is today. He says Sting is a co-star, a sidekick. Ray says Sting is selfish. This isnt about the boys in the back, this is about Sting trying to measure up to Hogan. Ray says it would be his honor to take out Sting for Immortal. He wants to prove himself and face Sting. Hogan says dont even worry about that. He gets cut off by Fortunes music. Fortune is in the ring. AJ Styles says there are four men in the ring that go by the name Fortune and they have Stings back 100%. He asks Ray what he wanted since getting in the business? Thats right, be a singles wrestler. Instead he had a partner that carried the load for 15 years. Without Devon there would be no tag titles, no success. Ray says hed like to slap the smile off AJs face. If it wasnt for Dixie Carter wiping his a he wouldnt be anywhere. Ray is a 23 time world tag champion so shut-up and lets get back to him. AJ slaps Ray in the face.
* Mr. Andersons music hits and gets in the ring. Anderson immediately asks for his rematch. He gets in Hogans face and wants to know where it is. Hogan says he really is an ahole. Anderson says yes, he is an ahole. Hogan says he had a top contenders shot and couldnt get the job done. Anderson says Rob Van Dam couldnt get it done either. Bischoff says how about a four-way for the #1 contenders match? Mr. Anderson vs. RVD vs. Bully Ray vs. AJ Styles. Anderson says they cant do that. Bischoff says he can and he did.
* Brooke Hogan is here. Hogans wife is here too.
* Ink Inc. vs. Scott Steiner & Crimson. Winner via Red Alert from Crimson to Shannon Moore, Scott Steiner & Crimson. Moore threw Steiners headgear at him after the match and Neal had to stop a brawl from erupting.
* TNA taped a segment where DAngelo Dinero did a series of Miracles The segment was said to be in very very bad taste.
* For the TNA Knockouts Championship, Alissa Flash vs. Madison Rayne w/Tara. Winner via Rayne Drop in under a minute, Madison Rayne. Mickie James runs out right away but Madison and Tara bail. James is sick of Raynes ridiculous title bouts. If shes a fighting champ then come here and fight me. Madison asks James what she thinks gives her the right to demand title shot after title shot after title shot. Shes out of chances and its not worth her while. James asks what would make it worth her while? Madison wants Mickies locks. After beating Mickie she wants to embarrass her and shave her head. Mickie agrees.
* Jeff and Karen Jarrett are now out. Jeff says the alpha male has something to say. Kurt Angle does not have one shred of honor or dignity left in him. As a good man he can no longer do this to Kurt. He offers up a truce to Kurt Angle. He will rise up and be the better man and put an end to the misery. They have to co-exist for the kids. Kurt, please come out and beg for forgiveness. Kurt comes out holding a big present. He walks with a smile and hands the box to Karen. Kurt says Jeff is right. Hes a husband and father and they need to co-exist. Kurt brought a gift as a peace offering. Jeff asks Kurt if hes being sincere. Kurt says look at him, does he look insincere? Jeff opens the gift and its a guitar with the American flag on it. USA chant starts. Jeff, Kurt and Karen raise their hands together to pose but Kurt grabs the guitar and smashes it on Jeff and busts him open hardway. Karen goes for a low blow but Kurt isnt affected. He goes in his pants and pulls out a cup. Jeff is bleeding profusely from the head in multiple places. Karen cowers in the corner and he tells her to stay down. He says hes sick of this and will end her. He wants Jeff in a cage at Lockdown. Jeff shakes his head no. Kurt says if he doesnt get what he wants he will hunt them down and kill them. Angle leaves while Jeff bleeds.
* For the TNA World Television Championship, Gunner vs. Murphy vs. Rob Terry. Winner & new Television Champion via TKO to Murphy, Gunner. Eric Bischoff was on the ramp afterwards and gave Gunner some applause and a thumbs up.
* Hernandez & Sarita & Rosita vs. Matt Morgan & Angelina Love & Winter. Angelina had a new entrance video and music. Its a street fight but not announced as one. Winner via catatonic back breaker from Winter to Rosita, Morgan, Angelina and Winter. Really quick match. An unidentified Hispanic guy came out and helped Hernandez after the match. Morgan ran them off and then celebrated in the ring.
* Bully Rays music hits and comes to the ring. He says hes been ringing Hogans phone off the hook. Hes been waiting for this his whole life. Hogan is the one who made this business what it is today. He says Sting is a co-star, a sidekick. Ray says Sting is selfish. This isnt about the boys in the back, this is about Sting trying to measure up to Hogan. Ray says it would be his honor to take out Sting for Immortal. He wants to prove himself and face Sting. Hogan says dont even worry about that. He gets cut off by Fortunes music. Fortune is in the ring. AJ Styles says there are four men in the ring that go by the name Fortune and they have Stings back 100%. He asks Ray what he wanted since getting in the business? Thats right, be a singles wrestler. Instead he had a partner that carried the load for 15 years. Without Devon there would be no tag titles, no success. Ray says hed like to slap the smile off AJs face. If it wasnt for Dixie Carter wiping his a he wouldnt be anywhere. Ray is a 23 time world tag champion so shut-up and lets get back to him. AJ slaps Ray in the face.
* Mr. Andersons music hits and gets in the ring. Anderson immediately asks for his rematch. He gets in Hogans face and wants to know where it is. Hogan says he really is an ahole. Anderson says yes, he is an ahole. Hogan says he had a top contenders shot and couldnt get the job done. Anderson says Rob Van Dam couldnt get it done either. Bischoff says how about a four-way for the #1 contenders match? Mr. Anderson vs. RVD vs. Bully Ray vs. AJ Styles. Anderson says they cant do that. Bischoff says he can and he did.
* Brooke Hogan is here. Hogans wife is here too.
* Ink Inc. vs. Scott Steiner & Crimson. Winner via Red Alert from Crimson to Shannon Moore, Scott Steiner & Crimson. Moore threw Steiners headgear at him after the match and Neal had to stop a brawl from erupting.
* TNA taped a segment where DAngelo Dinero did a series of Miracles The segment was said to be in very very bad taste.
* For the TNA Knockouts Championship, Alissa Flash vs. Madison Rayne w/Tara. Winner via Rayne Drop in under a minute, Madison Rayne. Mickie James runs out right away but Madison and Tara bail. James is sick of Raynes ridiculous title bouts. If shes a fighting champ then come here and fight me. Madison asks James what she thinks gives her the right to demand title shot after title shot after title shot. Shes out of chances and its not worth her while. James asks what would make it worth her while? Madison wants Mickies locks. After beating Mickie she wants to embarrass her and shave her head. Mickie agrees.
* Jeff and Karen Jarrett are now out. Jeff says the alpha male has something to say. Kurt Angle does not have one shred of honor or dignity left in him. As a good man he can no longer do this to Kurt. He offers up a truce to Kurt Angle. He will rise up and be the better man and put an end to the misery. They have to co-exist for the kids. Kurt, please come out and beg for forgiveness. Kurt comes out holding a big present. He walks with a smile and hands the box to Karen. Kurt says Jeff is right. Hes a husband and father and they need to co-exist. Kurt brought a gift as a peace offering. Jeff asks Kurt if hes being sincere. Kurt says look at him, does he look insincere? Jeff opens the gift and its a guitar with the American flag on it. USA chant starts. Jeff, Kurt and Karen raise their hands together to pose but Kurt grabs the guitar and smashes it on Jeff and busts him open hardway. Karen goes for a low blow but Kurt isnt affected. He goes in his pants and pulls out a cup. Jeff is bleeding profusely from the head in multiple places. Karen cowers in the corner and he tells her to stay down. He says hes sick of this and will end her. He wants Jeff in a cage at Lockdown. Jeff shakes his head no. Kurt says if he doesnt get what he wants he will hunt them down and kill them. Angle leaves while Jeff bleeds.
* For the TNA World Television Championship, Gunner vs. Murphy vs. Rob Terry. Winner & new Television Champion via TKO to Murphy, Gunner. Eric Bischoff was on the ramp afterwards and gave Gunner some applause and a thumbs up.
* Hernandez & Sarita & Rosita vs. Matt Morgan & Angelina Love & Winter. Angelina had a new entrance video and music. Its a street fight but not announced as one. Winner via catatonic back breaker from Winter to Rosita, Morgan, Angelina and Winter. Really quick match. An unidentified Hispanic guy came out and helped Hernandez after the match. Morgan ran them off and then celebrated in the ring.
Rafa=FedKilla
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This is so bad. Rock looked like he was talking to himself in the mirror prepping himself for a date.
Keyser Soze
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I miss Jeff Hardy
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