Okay, real talk here;
I hope Bowser gets laid in this game. You can't just compare Mario to Bowser;
This is all wack with not spice or passion, Bowser in the other hand;
Metal shoes, metal spikes, a shell full of spikes and a gentle heart. EDIT: I forgot to mention that his tuxedo is made of WHITE LEATHER. How cool is that?
Peach should notice him forever, he is a loving father,
he has a badass theme for his castle and he has kidnapped her so many times bypassing Mushroom Kingdom security that she should be, at least, impressed.