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[MThanded]

According to charging documents, a Maryland man has admitted to eating another man's victim's heart and part of his brain.

The Harford County Sheriff's Office says 21-year-old Alexander Kinyua was arrested Wednesday, days after a man whom he lived with went missing. Police say they found body parts while searching the townhome on Terrapin Terrace in Joppatowne. Police also found body parts in a nearby trash container.

Kinyua is charged with first-degree murder and was ordered held on no bail.

Monica Worrell, a sheriff's spokeswoman, says the body parts found in the home had yet to be identified by the chief medical examiner. But Worrell says authorities believe they are those of the missing man, 37-year-old Kujoe Bonsafo Agyei-Kodie.

http://www.myfoxdc.com/story/18664693/body-parts-found-in-md-home-man-charged

 

[Dram]

Bath salts again?

 

[CrazyDogg77]

What is going on?

 

[mcfrank]

Better start forming your IRL Left 4 Dead teams now.

 

[Sec0nd]

God damn zombies.

 

[ConfusingJazz]

Who knew the we could get in a cannibalism scare?

Is Time going to have a cover with "Summer of the Cannibal" on it?

 

[PetriP-TNT]

Zombies?? ZOMBIES???

 

[JumpingTheGun]

DEM BATH SALTS

seriously, what the fuck?

 

[BertramCooper]

May has not been a good PR month for cannibals.

 

[Good Job Bob]

Luckily I've read this:

 

[Izick]

Zombies.

 

[Zee-Row]

I like the rapid pace of all these cannibal stories coming out.

 

[blame space]

pcp

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0iNfCRMjPc nsfw

 

[Alucrid]

Wait, so. He didn't kill the guy, he just ate the guys brain and heart and someone else killed him?

 

[Amagon]

Lets count how many times the word "zombie" will be mention in this thread.

Any bets?

 

[Messypandas]

you can't say zombie anymore, its differently animated

 

[ivysaur12]

Lets count how many times the word "zombie" will be mention in this thread.

Any bets?

Can we make it a drinking game?

 

[akira28]

DEM BATH SALTS

seriously, what the fuck?

Next we'll find that getting drunk off of hand sanitizer leaves one with an unquenchable thirst for human blood.

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

How long until a mad scientist weaponizes bath salts, and begins flying over major cities in a crop duster.

 

[Genesis Knight]

OK, I don't understand. This is like the 4th cannibalism story in two weeks, is there seriously something going on here?

 

[Good Job Bob]

OK, I don't understand. This is like the 4th cannibalism story in two weeks, is there seriously something going on here?

Do you know where your Carl is?

 

[The Interrobanger]

OK, I don't understand. This is like the 4th cannibalism story in two weeks, is there seriously something going on here?

+ http://www.azcentral.com/news/artic...an-kills-infant-eats-brain.html#ixzz1wNxEknvK

and then this dude

 

[CrazyDogg77]

Wait, so. He didn't kill the guy, he just ate the guys brain and heart and someone else killed him?

Nah I 'm pretty sure he killed him. Says he's charged with first degree murder.

 

[Alucrid]

Nah I 'm pretty sure he killed him. Says he's charged with first degree murder.

Oh, "man's victim's heart and part of his brain" that part threw me in a loop.

 

[Az987]

How long until a mad scientist weaponizes bath salts, and begins flying over major cities in a crop duster.

I'm way ahead of you...

 

[Clydefrog]

How long until a mad scientist weaponizes bath salts, and begins flying over major cities in a crop duster.

stop giving them ideas!

 

[thebaroness]

Florida = Ground Zero?

So glad I moved the fuck outta that state. Never once looked back.

 

[EVIL]

eeeeehhhh, the fuck?

 

[DonasaurusRex]

Better start forming your IRL Left 4 Dead teams now.

thats what im talkin about

i got the auto shotty.

 

[akira28]

Florida = Ground Zero?

So glad I moved the fuck outta that state. Never once looked back.

It was always going to be Ground Zero for the Zombie apocalypse.

Also, Holy Shit at that map.

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

stop giving them ideas!

It's only a matter of time.

Coooooobraaa!

 

[genjiZERO]

A friend of mine went to highschool with the Florida cannibal (didn't know him personally though). All this zombie shit is nuts

 

[Amagon]

Can we make it a drinking game?

Sure, why not, but I got no alcohol in my house.

 

[MThanded]

A friend of mine went to highschool with the Florida cannibal (didn't know him personally though). All this zombie shit is nuts

Woah.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

This is all viral marketing for Resident Evil: Retribution, coming to theaters near you in September 2012.

 

[shadyspace]

+ http://www.azcentral.com/news/artic...an-kills-infant-eats-brain.html#ixzz1wNxEknvK

and then this dude

Somebody needs to make a Zombie OT at this point.

 

[Taco_Human]

you can't say zombie anymore, its differently animated

Offended zombies sue, case gets taken to supreme court. Lol.

 

[tass0]

The zombie pandemic has begun.

Time to stock up on ammo and supplies.

Spoiler

I'm semi-serious

 

[Seraphinianus]

It's just two incidents that happened close to each other, a coincidence. If you believe otherwise, then it's just in your head.


in your heeeeeaaaddddd


ZOMBIE ZOMBIE ZOMBIE -IE -IE

 

[EVIL]

+ http://www.azcentral.com/news/artic...an-kills-infant-eats-brain.html#ixzz1wNxEknvK

and then this dude

http://www.zombiepreparedness.org/
more details here with links and such.

 

[Orayn]

The zombie pandemic has begun.

Time to stock up on ammo and supplies.

Spoiler

I'm semi-serious

Why, when we have no reason to believe the cases are connected, much less caused by a "zombie virus?"

 

[ConfusingJazz]

Why, when we have no reason to believe the cases are connected, much less caused by a "zombie virus?"

...

ORAYN IS A PART OF THE CONSPIRACY!

Watch out, if he sprays white powder on you, we're taking you down too.

 

[Orayn]

...

ORAYN IS A PART OF THE CONSPIRACY!

Watch out, if he sprays white powder on you, we're taking you down too.

In my dream, I'm the Worldwide Mad Deadly Communist Gangster Computer God. It's me.

 

[cametall]

Oh God!

I'm smack in the middle of those pins in Florida on the map.

My nightmares are becoming reality!

 

[RBH]

It's just two incidents that happened close to each other, a coincidence. If you believe otherwise, then it's just in your head.


in your heeeeeaaaddddd


ZOMBIE ZOMBIE ZOMBIE -IE -IE

 

[LaserBuddha]

We need a Cannibal-Age megathread created to draw together all these cannibalism stories.

 

[Starwolf_UK]

Could it be imitation crimes or rather "I hear cannibalism is popular, I'll report such stories rather than ignore them". The later seems more likely but kind of disturbing.

Speaking of which, if I bite my nails does that make me a cannibal? Or is self-canibalisation impossible?

 

[Orayn]

Could it be imitation crimes or rather "I hear cannibalism is popular, I'll report such stories rather than ignore them". The later seems more likely but kind of disturbing.

Ding ding ding ding ding! We have a winner.

Speaking of which, if I bite my nails does that make me a cannibal? Or is self-canibalisation impossible?

Entirely possible! The skin inside your mouth is being broken down and regrown all the time. YOU ARE DIGESTING HUMAN TISSUE RIGHT NOW!

 

[Guevara]

This is the worst trend yet. Worse than planking even.

 

[shadyspace]

Nobody actually thinks people are turning into goddamn zombies you killjoy.