RockTurtle
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Meet the new Kate Upton - NSFW
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AlphaSnake
...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
She's definitely hotter than Kate Upton with a better face (OP used a lousy screen grab from a commercial).
And I didn't think that was possible. Plus she has a better and more toned lower half than Upton.
And I didn't think that was possible. Plus she has a better and more toned lower half than Upton.
Always-honest
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Wll, would be nice to know, right? Since a lot of meat is stuffed with that shit. Especially antibiotics.
On sexond thought, i might have me some of that tea..She's definitely hotter than Kate Upton with a better face (OP used a lousy screen grab from a commercial).
And I didn't think that was possible. Plus she has a better and more toned lower half than Upton.
Dead Prince
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not the most flattering face. on the other hand. the burger looks too perfect. surprise it didn't fall apart.
Miles Quaritch
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It's really weirding me out. Is US meat really that bad they have to make sure to point out it's not full of stuff like this?
Why is it full of antibiotics and what's the deal with added hormones?
She's definitely hotter than Kate Upton with a better face (OP used a lousy screen grab from a commercial).
And I didn't think that was possible. Plus she has a better and more toned lower half than Upton.
She's an alien who changes her form every 5 years, this is her 4th form.
Well, they're advertising the burger itself to the crowd of people that goes crazy for supposedly more 'natural' food and the commercial is targeted at horny men. Killed two birds with one stone.
Kate Upton > Whoever this is though, that's for sure.
DiipuSurotu
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Butterface. There I said it.
I literally thought the first pic was photoshopped.
I literally thought the first pic was photoshopped.
SteveWinwood
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i thought old kate upton went into a cocoon or something
John Kowalski
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I wonder what her poop looks like.
Dead Prince
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War. Has Changed.
freenudemacusers
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Girls like her are a dime a dozen around here. I live in _____ and see hotter women picking up trash in the streets.
DeathoftheEndless
Crashing this plane... with no survivors!
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Dafaq am I reading in this thread.....
Right. Y'all ain't shit.
killertofu
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Upton has no hips.
That is all.
That is all.
Clearly I owe Team Ninja some apologies about the way they have treated boob physics over the years.
Fenderputty
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I'm not particularly fond of either Upton or this girl, but you're a flat out liar.
davepoobond
you can't put a price on sparks
Nonexistent.
Victory Red
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Its hard to find pictures of her clothed.
Always-honest
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Surely you've heard of this before?
brandonh83
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She's pretty. It's always funny seeing "meh would not bang" posts because bullshit is hilarious.
Miles Quaritch
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I've heard of the steroids thing, but the antibiotics and added hormones is new to me.
The antibiotics one just feels so weird. I literally did a double take when it popped up to make sure I hadn't misheard.
brandonh83
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Oh, no doubts I'd smash it, but I'm not gonna go out of my way to oggle her...
freenudemacusers
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I watched the ad a week ago or so and felt like her face was a little bit of a let down in comparison to her body but in the other shots, she looks gorgeous. Kate Upton when she first came onto the scene was a lot hotter than Kate Upton is now. Her in that video doing the Dougie..stunning. She's put on some weight though and really isn't at that same level these days. Advantage: New girl.
Green Wiggly
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For flavor.
AlphaSnake
...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
LMAO. I agree. It never gets old. It's been going on here forever.
John Kowalski
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Always-honest
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There is plenty to be found online. This is the first link i found. I don't know what kind of site it is, but it basicly says what i've been hearing for years: http://www.nrdc.org/food/saving-antibiotics.asp
Rawket Lawnchair
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She's attractive where it counts.
brandonh83
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Well, I'm not either because I'll never know her in person let alone have a shot but just saying that it's always amusing to see people like "lol how ugly" when if given a chance every single horny male in this thread would blow their loads before things even got started.
What's even better is then they'll make a thread in a few months. "Gaf, a Girl winked at me, what do I do?!?!"
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