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[jasonng]

My girlfriend, Rachel, is so much hotter. Butterface, amirite guys?

 

[BumblebeeCody]

Her name is Charlotte McKinney and she is all you're going to hear about over the next few months after her Carl's Jr. Super Bowl commercial airs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WTA_8waxTo

Eh. I'm more interested in the burger she has in her hands. Where'd she get it?

 

[Cagey]

Something along those lines, or Jill.

He's hover handing his fake girlfriend smh

 

[John Kowalski]

there's exist milk that comes in a bag?

yes, they're a very successful canadian export

 

[Hystzen]

What is going on in this thread. Kate Upton looks like Miss Piggy.

Yes Upton is totally hot I agree

 

[Tesseract]

why does nobody care about the bread

that's way too much bread

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

Good. Very good. Doesn't surpass Upton tho.

 

[JDSN]

Thread explains all the dating advice threads.

 

[crazy monkey]

kate upton face is very innocent sexy kinda way. the new one face is not that good.

 

[xxracerxx]

why does nobody care about the bread

that's way too much bread

It's called a bun.

 

[Various Artists]

I think she's cuter than Kate.

 

[Rabbi_Vole]

It's good to see "regular" ladies getting work.

 

[GQman2121]

Leave it to the internet to put literally every single thing in existence in direct competition with something. This shit is the epitome of lowest common denominator. I think it's a push. They could both get it.

Carls Jr. doesn't exist on the East Coast I don't think. We have Hardee's but they're rare.

 

[Zoned]

It's good to see "regular" ladies getting work.

 

[Timeaisis]

TITS, BURGERS AND FOOTBALL, WOOO!!!11!!

Oh god this got me good.

 

[ThatGuyAgain]

Eh. I'm more interested in the burger she has in her hands. Where'd she get it?

Not sure how I missed that but there is a burger there.

 

[The Faceless Master]

i guess they were really going for 'girl next door*' looks.








*with big tits

 

[-MD-]

This chicks is loads hotter than Upton, I approve.

 

[pulga]

This has to be the greatest 'sharp knees' thread in a while

 

[xxracerxx]

Leave it to the internet to put literally every single thing in existence in direct competition with something. This shit is the epitome of lowest common denominator. I think it's a push. They could both get it.

Carls Jr. doesn't exist on the East Coast I don't think. We have Hardee's but they're rare.

Hardees IS Carl Jr, Carls Jr IS Hardees!

 

[Twio]

Ugh the sad irony here is that almost everyone criticizing her looks would probably never even be able to get with her in the first place.

 

[jblank83]

i guess they were really going for 'girl next door*' looks.

*with big tits

Sort of a "eats hamburgers" look.

 

[Fenderputty]

why does nobody care about the bread

that's way too much bread

I thought she needed bigger buns honestly.

 

[Cloud Strife]

I dunno guys, she's pretty hot.

 

[Hattori]

yes, they're a very successful canadian export

just googled it... that's an eye opener milk in bags, wine in boxes -- I wonder what people will come up with next

 

[rtcn63]

1) She's definitely attractive, better looking than any woman I could ever hope to reject me
2) She reminds me of Christine Baranski from The Good Wife
3) I think Ewelina Whats-its has the better package, hips in particular

 

[mmazurkiewicz]

while not as good looking as kate upton 3 years ago, the first pic in the OP is just a bad, bad shot of the girl. she's not bad looking at all. 8.5/10 vs 9.5/10 for 3 years ago Upton.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

Nice rack, flat ass, ok face, I'm on the Upton team.

She looks like a fembot.

Upton has a pancake ass too. No hips, either. They're both top heavy.

 

[BumblebeeCody]

kate upton face is very innocent sexy kinda way. the new one face is not that good.

Yeah. She seems like the the budget version of Kate Upton. It's like
"Oh well we can't get Tom Cruise, so we'll have to go with Steven Segal"
Or
"We can't get Foo Fighters so we'll get Nickleback instead"

Y'know...people notice these things, man.









But seriously, where did she get that burger from?

 

[freenudemacusers]

Leave it to the internet to put literally every single thing in existence in direct competition with something. This shit is the epitome of lowest common denominator. I think it's a push. They could both get it.

hellman's mayo is way better than best food.

 

[Rawr Its Ry]

Does she have a nice ass tho?
Nvm she's also a butterface

 

[Lashley]

Always see McKinney on Reddit. She's hot as hell as is Upton, anyone saying she's not is sad and lying to themselves.

 

[Dreams-Visions]

She's definitely hotter than Kate Upton with a better face (OP used a lousy screen grab from a commercial).

And I didn't think that was possible. Plus she has a better and more toned lower half than Upton.

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

Thread explains all the dating advice threads.

Just give them high fives and kebabs, no girl can resist.

 

[idwl]

She kinda looks like a younger version of Cheryl Hines with bigger tits

 

[LookAtMeGo]

Good lord she is fine as hell. Some picky folks up in hurr.

 

[Lashley]

Does she have a nice ass tho?

Not really

 

[Tesseract]

It's called a bun.

look in the background, to the right

that's an unacceptable amount of bread

 

[Wreav]

I think Ewelina Whats-its has the better package, hips in particular

Hips.

Abs.

Collarbones.

Jumbos.

 

[Ricky Ricardo]

Man, ya'll have some highfalutin tastes in women

Could use more hips and butt, but she's a good looking woman

 

[Eighty Deuce]

1) She's definitely attractive, better looking than any woman I could ever hope to reject me
2) She reminds me of Christine Baranski from The Good Wife
3) I think Ewelina Whats-its has the better package, hips in particular

 

[Takuan]

Need to see her doing that cat daddy dance

 

[xxracerxx]

look in the background, to the right

that's an unacceptable amount of bread

My god, you are right.

That is an unholy amount of bread.

 

[Africanus]

These are the sort of threads I refered to in Gaf Cliches.

 

[Aaron-Lagann]

Am I the only one that thinks these two women look virtually identical?

 

[DiipuSurotu]

Hips.

Abs.

Collarbones.

Jumbos.

Yes. I thought I was the only one.

 

[Always-honest]

1) She's definitely attractive, better looking than any woman I could ever hope to reject me
2) She reminds me of Christine Baranski from The Good Wife
3) I think Ewelina Whats-its has the better package, hips in particular

Okay. She is one man-magnet.

 

[Sephzilla]

Some of the people in here are trying to up their internet cred by pretending that they wouldn't lower themselves to hook up with this chick if given the chance.

 

[The Sarcastic Dude]

Still prefer Upton, but would still plow.

 

[backflip10019]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuvNoi7b56w