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[xaosslug]

I like a shower, I just don't need 15 minutes to do it all. I mean how dirty can one really be?

15mins is the gotdamn minimum, and if this is TOO MUCH time for you... then damn, bro. You stink.

 

[iJudged]

lemme guess, silky smooth?

Like eggs.

 

[EASTC0AST_GH05T]

It's a safe zone for me. The heat is super relaxing, and the sound of the water masks my crazy ass tinnitus. I often think in there, walk through my day (the one ahead or the one I just went through).

I feel very volunerable and unsafe in there. I have a fear of armed masked men busting in on me while im showering and shooting me while I am butt ass naked. That would be a awful way to go out.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

Taking long showers in the winter and with the lights off feels great.

 

[PassiveObserver]

OP, you got hair stuff and you're trying to come at me?

 

[weepy]

I shower until the hot water is no longer hot enough for me, so it's pretty long. During that time I'm usually just relaxing.

If you live with other people and you shower first you're a dick...unless you don't, then carry on.

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

Taking long showers in the winter and with the lights off feels great.

Lights out is the only way.

 

[Reversed]

Damn the beer posts... One day.

masturbating takes time bruh

If you stand up it takes a while.

Also soaping.

Programming.

Working through stuff.

I remember thinking about the latest exam I had and getting mixed feelings.

 

[rtcn63]

You can't be a man if you take long showers. You can cheat on your wife and neglect your kids, but no, taking a lengthy shower befits not the definition of a man.

 

[Rastafarian42]

Enjoying it.

.

 

[Makonero]

Waking up. Usually.

 

[Moving4Motion]

Dreading having to get out and face the world.

 

[sixteen-bit]

it's 80% dick cleaning I assure you

 

[chadderbox77]

Shaving. Nothing better than shaving in the shower. And it rinses all the beard hairs down the drain.

 

[Village]

I get art ideas

Also washing

 

[wrowa]

In my current place, I can only take a shower for 10 minutes before the water becomes freezingly cold. Not enough time to think about life, universe and everything. I miss thinking about life, universe and everything.

 

[forrest]

Hey dude who takes short showers and is bothered by other guys who don't take short showers....

Stop.

 

[Cannon Goose]

Just hangin' out, usually. Sometimes I'll even have a sit down in there and just enjoy the warm water for a little while. I'm usually in there for about 15 minutes but can be in there for as long as 30 depending on the time of day. If I wanted to I could probably get everything clean in like three minutes, but showers feel real nice so why not stay in there a bit longer?

 

[Blair]

Jump in, take a piss, jump out.

 

[Rygar 8 Bit]

letting the heat hit my shoulders to loosen me up before work

 

[Bobby Roberts]

Sometimes GAF really does seem like the hottest of messes. "Why do men shower for longer than 10 minutes?"

That's a LOT of stank to wash off.

 

[Nemesis121]

Just making sure i am clean...plus i got a bad back so the hot work does wonders for my back.

 

[stn]

A hot shower in the dark is very relaxing. That's all I'm gonna say.

 

[Kitsunebaby]

Enjoying some hot water? There's nothing I love more than a long hot shower.

 

[DominoKid]

Standing there enjoying the feel of warm water. It really only takes like 5 mins to wash up. The other 15 mins is for acclimating to the day.

 

[FleetingFlowAir]

15 minutes is about the minimum for me. I can't go any faster for showering because then I feel like that I didn't clean myself good enough.
Besides, warm showers feel good to stand in.

 

[Escalario]

Is 30 minutes considered too long? That's how much it always takes me. Maybe I'm just too thorough...

 

[Jokab]

Is 30 minutes considered too long? That's how much it always takes me. Maybe I'm just too thorough...

That is waaaay too long, even by long standards.

 

[Flambe]

Five to ten minutes to wash up, then anywhere from ten to thirty minutes with water as hot as is tolerable with my eyes closed. Such a great feeling.

No water shortage problems where I'm at in Northern bc either so worry free.

 

[Misterinenja]

Going to the store to buy me a shower beer right now.

 

[mdubs]

Well friends, the secret is to find a place like a community centre or university dorm with unlimited hot water, bring a chair and beer and contemplate the mysteries of life and the universe till you're a prune.

 

[SilentRacoon]

Is 30 minutes considered too long? That's how much it always takes me. Maybe I'm just too thorough...

This is my standard as well, people who take 10 mins or less probably face same issues as this guy
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=923893

 

[Wellscha]

It's godlike. Hot shower + cold beer.

 

[Vicetrailia]

life moves so fast, and the only place where it slows down for me is the shower. The only distraction is my own thoughts.

 

[Mammoth Jones]

I like to actually take time and clean my balls and armpits and ass.

Sorry if I actually take my time and do it right lol.

 

[victreeb3l]

I enjoy taking the time to clean myself. Avg shower time is 20 minutes, but thats also because I have long hair.

Fastest for me ever was 6 minutes and I thought going at the speed of light.

 

[speculawyer]

The fuck are you doing in there?
I can understand a bit more with the girls if they need more time to wash their hair and shit but come on. I just need to get in the damn bathroom because my hair stuff's in there and I need to leave the house.

Really? You need to ask?

 

[Zoned]

Sometimes GAF really does seem like the hottest of messes. "Why do men shower for longer than 10 minutes?"

That's a LOT of stank to wash off.

 

[Valhelm]

My showers are waaay too long. It just feels so warm and clean and comfortable.

 

[MormaPope]

 

[fuzzyreactor]

I get in and stand there for a couple mins, crack open a cold beer, sip it, and light up a smoke. Takes me about 10 min to even get started cleaning myself

 

[Gnome Scat]

Just hanging out and contemplating shit.

 

[Bedameister]

I love it. That warm feeling in the moring. I wish I could stay in there forever. But I can't ;(

 

[TheGrue]

Came in here to see if this was posted. Props to you. I love that episode because the shower is so warm and steamy and I just want to live in there.

 

[MrBadger]

When I'm waking up on a cold winter's morning you really think I'm just gonna leave the hot water and go back to being cold again immediately?

 

[triplestation]

its an escape

you just stand there and let your mind wander

 

[tapedeck]

Warming up/enjoying hot water
Letting the steam clear out my sinuses if I have a cold
actually cleaning myself and not just standing there
daydreaming
fapping

shit takes time bruh

 

[Alebrije]

Save water , save the planet. Short showers are enought to clean your bodie.

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

It's the only place in the world where you can have your privacy. Let me plan my day at peace, NSA!

 

[Loofy]

Showers are fun as hell. I never get to enjoy them cause Im always late in the morning but when I get a chance to have an evening shower its like omg.