Support NeoGAF

[Dalek]

I thought I was the only one. Also, with a wife and 2 kids - it's the only time alone I get.

This is so fucking true.

 

[VE3TRO]

Having a wank.

I take about 20 minutes. I have about 10 minutes really hot then 5-10 ice cold.

 

[The12thGripper]

It feels nice...

 

[Pedersen]

Showers are great cause it's so automatic. In you're tired state you get to think about every encounter you've ever had with a human being since your hands just do everything themselves after all these years. Sometimes i forget if I have washed my hear in shampoo cause to me it just seems I stay idle in there.

 

[smokeandmirrors]

It's nice and relaxing. Plus a shower beer is one of the best things in the world.

 

[Sai-kun]

I fucking love showers. Lots of time to think in a nice and cozy environment. Plus it's where I do most of my shamelessly loud singing.

My roommates love me.

 

[lord quas]

I always sing at least 8 full songs... can't leave till I finished em

 

[GamerJM]

Honestly, I don't even know. I'm just standing there. The feeling of warm water on my body feels so good to me that 30 minutes in the shower literally feels like four.

 

[Sai-kun]

Honestly, I don't even know. I'm just standing there. The feeling of warm water on my body feels so good to me that 30 minutes in the shower literally feels like four.

This too, seriously. Time flies in there.

 

[Vulcano's assistant]

you are like 5 IQ higher when you are in the shower. Overclocking, I say

 

[Zombine]

You know what's even better than long hot showers? Long hot showers with your girlfriend.

 

[striferser]

Think about the universe?

This. And enjoying hot water.
Some of us enjoy good long shower you know....

 

[SliceSabre]

You know what's even better than long hot showers? Long hot showers with your girlfriend.

I can't agree.

This doesn't work for a big and tall guy like me.

 

[Lashley]

Tommy tanking

 

[Plywood]

Shit feels good breh.

 

[not psycho]

Hot water on demand is pretty much the best invention of all time. I only wish I didn't have to worry about wasting water and could take hour long showers every day.

 

[Zoned]

You know what's even better than long hot showers? Long hot showers with your girlfriend.

Naaa I like having my personal space and thoughts flowing during that time.

 

[Shogun Walker]

Masturbating. Having a beer.

But...but... How do you keep it icy cold?

 

[Turin]

Spacing out.

Think about the universe?

Yep. Pretty much.

 

[J@hranimo]

/r/ShowerThoughts

 

[Bloodrage]

It feels good. Got a fucking problem?

 

[Dorsal Axe]

I enjoy the warm water and I usually completely zone out. My epiphanies tend to result from showers.

 

[Reule]

Spending ten or fifteen minutes in the shower relaxes the hell out of me. I don't normally stay in there that long but if I'm stressed or just want to have some alone time, it's a great to go about it.

My wife sometimes comes into the bathroom and asks who I'm talking to because I often give presidential speeches in the shower. I know. Its weird.

I sometimes pretend I'm a movie star on a talk show. I think last time I was the next actor playing Batman after Affleck. Had a good conversation with Jimmy Fallon about it all.

 

[Toparaman]

Thinking and daydreaming. Losing track of time.

 

[Htown]

yo these dudes know what's up

 

[Japanmanx3]

The only time my mind gets an inkling of its true potential.

 

[uncredited male]

I am getting a garbage disposal put in mine.

 

[Travo]

My brother in law can spend an hour in the shower. The hell?

 

[littletran22]

I now exclusively load one off during the showers, it feels so relaxing...

probably every shower is 20-30 mins for me

 

[UltimaPooh]

Think about the universe?

Also on occasion, shower beering it up.

 

[Valnen]

You're wasting water if you care about stuff like that.

I don't have a water bill so I don't really care . Relaxing is great. If people don't like it they can buy me a house with my own private pool/hot tub combo.

 

[Dreams-Visions]

I'm relaxing. Thinking about my next move. Introspective.

 

[GorillaJu]

Such a waste of time and water. I take 3-4 minute showers and I turn the water off while lathering up.

But then I sit and soak in the tub for 10 minutes.

Living in Japan has opened my eyes to some fantastic things we ignore in the states. Baths are one of them. Not a western style long rectangular bath, but a square shaped deeper one where you sit down as opposed to laying.

Get nice and clean before you take a bath and you can cover the water after and reuse it the next day (also sharing with my SO). Got one of those electronic controls so it will automatically heat the water to a given temperature before hand. Add green tea scented bath salts for nasal pleasure. Afterward a stretch and a beer. Then bed.

 

[bomma_man]

 

[Turin]

^ This guy gets it

 

[Jakeh111]

Thinking. Masterbaiting.

 

[RoyaleDuke]

It's a meditative water garden OP, not a shower.

Spoiler

Fuck off, I love long hot showers. I feel reborn when I step out of my Water Temple and back into the world.

 

[HGStormy]

I think a lot of thoughts about a lot of things

Spoiler

kudos to you if you know what that's a reference to

 

[ThatCrazyGuy]

I take long showers (20-30 minutes sometimes). I just think and contemplate a lot in there, under that sweet warm water.

 

[nilbog21]

I usually organize my life when I'm in the shower so when I get out I know what has to be done. takes about 15 minutes

 

[fuzzyreactor]

do ppl really jerk it in the shower

seems impossible

sex in the shower is awful as well. too wet

 

[PJV3]

Showers are relaxing but I need to add a hammock or something to take it to another level.

 

[Conor_Fool]

I probably average a 15 minute shower but sometimes I'll go for 20-25. I imagine most people will think this is very strange, but a lot of the time I will aim the shower head downwards into the corner of the shower and proceed to sit down in said corner. Bonus points if the shower already has a pull-out seat for handicapped people. Of course, I only do this in my own showers for sanitary reasons and I always make sure to clean my body after a nice sit-down session.

I dunno, just feels incredible to have some scalding hot water falling on you when you're sitting down. Especially early in the morning when I can drift in and out of sleep for ~10 minutes.

 

[Oveja Negra]

Man, this is the first time I read about shower beers. I'm kinda perplexed.

 

[Femmeworth]

 

[akira28]

sometimes you can knock and say "hey i need to grab some shit can I come in". shower curtains and privacy, etc.

 

[Shogun Walker]

Such a waste of time and water. I take 3-4 minute showers and I turn the water off while lathering up.

But then I sit and soak in the tub for 10 minutes.

Living in Japan has opened my eyes to some fantastic things we ignore in the states. Baths are one of them. Not a western style long rectangular bath, but a square shaped deeper one where you sit down as opposed to laying.

Get nice and clean before you take a bath and you can cover the water after and reuse it the next day (also sharing with my SO). Got one of those electronic controls so it will automatically heat the water to a given temperature before hand. Add green tea scented bath salts for nasal pleasure. Afterward a stretch and a beer. Then bed.

I am so jealous right now....need to move back to Japan ASAP!

 

[Hindle]

The shower helps reboot me really. I ave a shit day, or if I'm a bit down, having a shower helps me look up lol.

 

[AllIsOneIsNone]

I'm the opposite of a lot of folks here. The shower is one of the few places I'm not solving existential dilemmas in my head. My mind is usually completely empty when I take one.

 

[TheKaeptain]

Sometimes I think the difference between normal people and artist is that the latter remember all the ground breaking stories they come up with in the shower.