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[German Hops]

After looking at their website, I think you're better off without whatever you ordered.

And why the hell would anyone call this a biscuit:

That's not a biscuit. I don't know what it is but it certainly is not a biscuit. This is a biscuit:

 

[Maiden Voyage]

This is the only song I listen to while driving 100 MPH while reading GAF



I look the cops right in the eyes when they start following.

I love that song. I found it initially from a Ministry of Sound sampler CD back in the day. This was the version. Both are still bangers:

 

[22:22:22]

You mean this prelim cookie?

 

[22:22:22]

I'm playing Battlefield V thanks to PSPlus. It's been a while playing a shooter. Funny to see my paranoia still translates to my gameplay behaviour. Cool looking game though! Sniper action FTW. Even tough I dont know the maps etc. Good time is being had!

 

[Richard Packer]

I have just determined English isn’t your first language.

Love is.

 

[T8SC]

That's the Standard Model of particle physics. Current best model for explaining the universe. If you're curious:

 

[BadBurger]

Playing Red Dead Online, doing my John Marston impersonation. People are laughing, asking me to do lines, until I belt out the following during a shooutout: "Hey do any of you pretty girls know how to suck on it like the painted ladies back East?!"

I thought it was funny. Offended every zoomer in the room accusing me of misogyny. I swear to Christ one can't even make a joke these days.

 

[Richard Packer]

Playing Red Dead Online, doing my John Marston impersonation. People are laughing, asking me to do lines, until I belt out the following during a shooutout: "Hey do any of you pretty girls know how to suck on it like the painted ladies back East?!"

I thought it was funny. Offended every zoomer in the room accusing me of misogyny. I swear to Christ one can't even make a joke these days.

To be honest I would have been offended at hearing such a garbage joke too.

 

[BadBurger]

To be honest I would have been offended at hearing such a garbage joke too.

See people? Packer here is an example of why we can't have good things

 

[Phunkydiabetic]

See people? Packer here is an example of why we can't have good things

I'm pretty sure that so called joke of yours was a more accurate representation of why we can't have nice things

 

[Phunkydiabetic]

Am I doing it right

 

[BadBurger]

Am I doing it right

shrugs

Kind of I guess but even less funny than the previous dude. Using a ten year old gif? Eeh

 

[Phunkydiabetic]

shrugs

Kind of I guess but even less funny than the previous dude. Using a ten year old gif? Eeh

That gif may be ten years old but it's still not as old as your 20th century misogynistic and patriarchal comedic sensibilities

 

[Peggies]

Boys, boys don't be angry with each other because of sexist jokes. We're better than that.

That said, I don't get the joke .
Who are the "painted ladies back East"?

 

[LegendOfKage]

Boys, boys don't be angry with each other because of sexist jokes. We're better than that.

That said, I don't get the joke .
Who are the "painted ladies back East"?

It's not much of a joke, just a reference.

"Painted ladies" in this context refers to prostitutes, and "back east" may be referring Asia rather than New York.

 

[Barakov]

 

[Bitmap Frogs]

Having lived in England, I can confirm.

 

[Peggies]

It's not much of a joke, just a reference.

"Painted ladies" in this context refers to prostitutes, and "back east" may be referring Asia rather than New York.

Thank you, good sir.

So it's actually just a dad joke.

 

[TheContact]

This is funny

 

[Richard Packer]

 

[nush]

Playing Red Dead Online, doing my John Marston impersonation. People are laughing, asking me to do lines, until I belt out the following during a shooutout: "Hey do any of you pretty girls know how to suck on it like the painted ladies back East?!"

I thought it was funny. Offended every zoomer in the room accusing me of misogyny. I swear to Christ one can't even make a joke these days.

All I know is that a lady from the east used to give me the best head ever. Which was even more amazing when she was usually working with smaller tools. So from my point of view it's a geographically accurate joke.

 

[DragoonKain]

In my area, fireworks are a nightly occurrence especially in the summer and it's so fucking annoying. It's the most trailer trash thing a human being can do on non 4th of July or New Years holidays.

Especially considering they always start at 10 pm right on the dot. Right when many working people are winding down to go to sleep.

 

[Barakov]

 

[IbizaPocholo]

I'm watching you...

 

[haxan7]

it’s on these nice summer days that I slow down and think to myself “what would happen if I just went ahead and peed from my butt? Y’know, really just went for it and had a good pee from my butt?”

 

[BigBooper]

it’s on these nice summer days that I slow down and think to myself “what would happen if I just went ahead and peed from my butt? Y’know, really just went for it and had a good pee from my butt?”

You might be trans?

 

[Peggies]

it’s on these nice summer days that I slow down and think to myself “what would happen if I just went ahead and peed from my butt? Y’know, really just went for it and had a good pee from my butt?”

Hmmm, I don't know. What would be the benefits?

Maybe try linseed or psyllium and you might feel better.

 

[bronk]

 

[German Hops]

What happened to step 3, or am I missing something?

 

[OmegaSupreme]

We finally got some rain over here in southeast GA. How is it in your neck of the woods?

 

[Maiden Voyage]

We finally got some rain over here in southeast GA. How is it in your neck of the woods?

Hot, hot, hot.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

I love that somebody signed up with the name Reeee!

 

[nush]

I love that somebody signed up with the name Reeee!

These alts need to rise the the creativity of Evilorenazicuck.

 

[bronk]

Love me some chips and salsa.

 

[bronk]

Hitting an indian casino this weekend. Beers by the pool and gambling is much needed.

 

[haxan7]

Love me some chips and salsa.

Y u do dis

 

[haxan7]

These alts need to rise the the creativity of Evilorenazicuck.

Challenge accepted

 

[haxan7]

 

[Pol Pot]

If this is real I feel like we should just give up.
Existence, I mean.

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

Every once in a while I get this ad here on GAF.
I’m not offended in the least (I actually find it pretty funny), but... how is this NOT considered offensive in today’s hypersensitive climate? Ads have been criticized and retired for less.

 

[nush]

Every once in a while I get this ad here on GAF.
I’m not offended in the least (I actually find it pretty funny), but... how is this NOT considered offensive in today’s hypersensitive climate? Ads have been criticized and retired for less.

It's OK, they are white.

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

It's OK, they are white.

Bu bu but I was told that Italians aren’t white...

 

[ManaByte]

 

[CloudNull]

Fuck this thread man.

 

[nush]

Fuck this thread man.

land of imagination.

 

[Rentahamster]

it’s on these nice summer days that I slow down and think to myself “what would happen if I just went ahead and peed from my butt? Y’know, really just went for it and had a good pee from my butt?”

First, you have to get the pee in your butt.

Lucky for you, this is one of the services I offer for the low low price of five hundred ninety nine US dollars.

 

[haxan7]

First, you have to get the pee in your butt.

Lucky for you, this is one of the services I offer for the low low price of five hundred ninety nine US dollars.

I’ll get my butt funnel

 

[Rentahamster]

I’ll get my butt funnel

No need. I have a custom flesh funnel.

 

[Barakov]

 

[nush]

Get ready, it's been a while but I'm about to pull receipts on a troll if he carries on.