Coors lights have that wide mouth so you can pound one in about 10 seconds.
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Miller Lite Punch Top Can -- Brilliant?
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Coors lights have that wide mouth so you can pound one in about 10 seconds.
Devolution
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There are people who drink this shit slowly? Like savor the taste? I thought the point of crap ass beers was shotgunning.
When you're poor, shitty beer is all you can get most of the time.
I used to drink a shitton of natty ice when I was unemployed.
Nah, I remember them in Australia in the '80s - I'm sure other countries had them too.
Devolution
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If you're just doing it to get wasted buy some hard ass liquor.
notworksafe
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If they are already poor enough to be buying only Natty Ice, the type of liquor they could afford might kill them. :\
Drinking cisco, thunderbird, and mad dog 20/20 gets you drunk AND builds credibility with the hip kids later in life. It's a win-win, imo.
Devolution
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Fair enough.
First post, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
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Deleted member 8095
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There are a lot of good quality craft beers that come in cans. It's not all macro brews.
Nah liquor gets me drunk too quick.
I can coast my way to drunk with beer.
I learned a long time ago it's better for me to coast or stupid shit happens.
ConfusingJazz
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Sorry, Karbach, a local brewery here in Houston, only sells in cans. They started commercial brewing just last year, and I support local beer.
AbortedWalrusFetus
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The best drinking comes in the form of moonshine fortified box wine and I refuse to hear any arguments to the contrary.
outunderthestars
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No, just move up to better beer:
brofist.
Stout or GTFO.
Like spending an entire evening drinking shitty beer?
TheKaeptain
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The only liquor men should drink is Whiskey. All those other liquors are for chicks to put into fruity drinks because they can't stand the taste of Beer and Whiskey.
Devolution
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You criticise beer in cans in one sentence and then defend rum and coke in another? That's like saying one Kardashian is the classy one.
For the record I must state that I sometimes drink beer from cans.
notworksafe
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What's wrong with canned beer, you jerks? One of my favorite local beers is can only.
http://www.santafebrewing.com/beer_detail/47
http://www.santafebrewing.com/beer_detail/47
It isn't in a BOTTLE, duh.
Glass is classy, breaks don't bend.
Glass even rhymes with class.
outunderthestars
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Nothing wrong with cans, just what is generally in most. That said, good beer that is canned should still be poured into a glass.
This is true - I remember reading an article in a tech/science magazine about how cans were unfairly stigmatized for their association with cheap macro lagers, when they're actually a better container than bottles in many cases. It turns out the epoxy used to coat the inside of good quality cans has less potential to affect the flavor of the beer than glass.
This. Cans are making a comeback with microbrews.
And off-topic: Dark and Sormy is the national drink of Bermuda. Let me know when rum and coke gets that classy kthanks
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
They should just put another pull-tab on the side of the beer for shotgunning without a screwdriver.
That doesn't even make sense.
It's always been thought that cans impart a metallic taste, which is particularly problematic for microbrews. I'm not well read on the science, but there's been a resurgence in canning among microbreweries in the US so either they got around it o the science was just bunk in the first place.
notworksafe
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themadcowtipper
Smells faintly of rancid stilton.
I find after you are about six deep you can't tell how horrible they are.
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
You're not supposed to drink microbrew directly out of the can, dude.
The idea is that the taste was imparted regardless if you drank it out of the can or not.
I never really cared either way, that just happened to be the explanation that most people gave.
SteveWinwood
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But the hole is on the wrong end for shotgunning! I'll just keep using my keys thanks.
themadcowtipper
Smells faintly of rancid stilton.
All the beer snobs in here, I used to be the same way. Being broke all the time has changed that. It is now about quantity not quality.
Trojita
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Thank you. My comment was directed at their lol PR about tasting the pilsner quality from the can. Hell I pour my beer from a bottle into a glass when I can.
I don't really understand people shitting on other people's preference on Alcohol. There is a difference between commenting on the fact that people drink in an unoptimum fashion and shitting on a person's preference on drinks.
Wrong...THIS Beer is horrible. I am a liquor guy, but I love some craft brews.
themadcowtipper
Smells faintly of rancid stilton.
Miller is not the best, but it sure as hell isn't Steel Reserve bad.
Miller is not the best, but it sure as hell isn't Steel Reserve bad.
Ahhh, yes.
That was my go to beer when I was 18.
:lol at the implication that having discriminating taste in beer is a phase to be grown out of.
Or apparently, Beer 30.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=22510121&postcount=110
This is, to this day, one of the best description of a flavor that I've ever heard.
RiccochetJ
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Eh, it's not bad beer. I'm usually a Sam Adams or Fat Tire person myself. I don't think I need a mechanism to drink it faster though.
themadcowtipper
Smells faintly of rancid stilton.
Not my point at all. My point yeah buying a bunch of high class beer is great. I don't currently have the funds to do so.
SteveWinwood
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You guys watch transformers? Move up to Tree of Life.
You play fps'? Move up to RPGs!
You read Twilight? You're supposed to be reading Song of Fire and Ice.
The worse beers are those XXX CAMO SUPER SHIT beers you get mega cans of for like 2 bucks.
Some beer aficionados prefer cans these days. Something to do with light staying out. I don't care, personally, because I like the feel of the cold glass on my lips mmmmmmmm...
I only drink beer from cans when working on furniture or electronics, and in those cases, I consider it mandatory.
I only drink beer from cans when working on furniture or electronics, and in those cases, I consider it mandatory.
Miller Light is pretty decent. Best light beer that I've had, at least. Its great for bringing out to a BBQ, the beach, or when having people over or something. Basically anytime that you are trying to contribute to the alcohol available without spending a ton of money and also not resorting to really crap beer like Naty or Coors or what have you.
Duane Cunningham
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I think that's probably something I agree with. They're all shit, but I'd probably rather have Bud(weiser) first, Miller (High Life... or Miller Light who even cares) as a second choice, and ugh, finally Coors.
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