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Why do beer snobs always feel the need to show how above macros they are? No one cares. If you go in expecting some super complex flavored beer when you grab a Miller Lite you can fuck right off. Macros are what they are for drinking on the cheap and a lot of them.

Not every time I drink I want to have some 8% abv IPA or stout or spend 8$ on a pint at the bar.
 
Why do beer snobs always feel the need to show how above macros they are? No one cares. If you go in expecting some super complex flavored beer when you grab a Miller Lite you can fuck right off. Macros are what they are for drinking on the cheap and a lot of them.

Not every time I drink I want to have some 8% abv IPA or stout or spend 8$ on a pint at the bar.

usin' ur fancy terms ya fuckin' beer snob
 
I think that's probably something I agree with. They're all shit, but I'd probably rather have Bud(weiser) first, Miller (High Life... or Miller Light who even cares) as a second choice, and ugh, finally Coors.

I've never understood the hate for Coors. It's soooooo good man. Outside of a few local breweries, nothing even comes close to the silver bullet.
 
Guinness is one of those beers that you really need to buy on draft. The canned/bottled versions always tasted weird to me.

I'm no beer snob, Guinness is fine, but if you want good stout you're better off going to a local brewpub. My personal favorites are the stouts where you can really taste the chocolate/coffee.

I'm not crazy about the stuff, but it's not too bad if it's cold enough.

I've been meaning to try Nigerian Guinness for ages, which is supposedly twice as strong as what's served in Europe and the US.

Stouts are a bit heavy so I don't like it as a fallback beer; if I need one I'll usually go with a good lager like Sam Adams or Yuengling or something.

I heard about draft Guinness as well. There's supposedly a bar here in NYC that pours a fantastic Guinness; I'll have to try it sooner or later.
 
Why do beer snobs always feel the need to show how above macros they are? No one cares. If you go in expecting some super complex flavored beer when you grab a Miller Lite you can fuck right off. Macros are what they are for drinking on the cheap and a lot of them.

Not every time I drink I want to have some 8% abv IPA or stout or spend 8$ on a pint at the bar.

Calm down man. Sometimes people have to be reminded of their bad taste.
 
YES.... Best rum combo

Also, good beer is heavenly, Miller lite on the other hand... It depresses the hell out of me to see guys walk into the liquor aisle and look over the selection only to walk out with a case of Bud Lite :/

Not sure why it would depress you. They could have been going to a party or something.
 
Why do beer snobs always feel the need to show how above macros they are? No one cares. If you go in expecting some super complex flavored beer when you grab a Miller Lite you can fuck right off. Macros are what they are for drinking on the cheap and a lot of them.

Not every time I drink I want to have some 8% abv IPA or stout or spend 8$ on a pint at the bar.

This. For instance working outside in the summer or on the golf course - Miller Lite is my go-to. Like you always want to throw back a few $13 Chimay's, LOL
 
This. For instance working outside in the summer or on the golf course - Miller Lite is my go-to. Like you always want to throw back a few $13 Chimay's, LOL

No, I reach for a Shiner (preferably Red Bird, but Bock will do), which costs about the same as your Miller Lite, but actually has flavor.
 
He wasn't invited to the party :(

sigh



... I wasn't :(

No, but on a more serious note, I have overheard some guys stand there, talking about how they'd like to get something more adventurous on several occasions only to fall back on Bud Select after all was said and done :l so... I can understand why some people would think all beer tasted like piss if their only exposure was to the big macros. Hell, you don't have to be drinking something esoteric, there's plenty of good stuff sitting right there in the cooler from Sierra Nevada, New Belgium, Sam Adams etc, but I don't ever see anyone buy the stuff
 
People drink beer out of cans?

People in here are shitting on Rum and Cokes?

I challenge any Gaffer to a beer speed drink off.

Why yes. Yes I do.

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Why do beer snobs always feel the need to show how above macros they are? No one cares. If you go in expecting some super complex flavored beer when you grab a Miller Lite you can fuck right off. Macros are what they are for drinking on the cheap and a lot of them.

Not every time I drink I want to have some 8% abv IPA or stout or spend 8$ on a pint at the bar.

Word! Love a nice Guinness or Innis & Gunn but on the course or at a concert screw that shit. Light beer it is. And I'll drink it with my cargo shorts on or playing on a console rather than PC. The horror!!!
 
Real men reach a point in life where they only drink one brand of mass produced beer for the rest of their lives.

I guess I reached that point when I was 14 then...

Miller High Life 4 life! *ridiculous thug pose*
(it's seriously my favorite domestic beer, haha)

As for the Miller Lite shotgun tab thing - it's a good idea for the dudebro market but unless it makes Miller Lite not taste like stale urine before it hits your tongue, it's a bit pointless..
 
I guess I reached that point when I was 14 then...

Miller High Life 4 life! *ridiculous thug pose*
(it's seriously my favorite domestic beer, haha)

As for the Miller Lite shotgun tab thing - it's a good idea for the dudebro market but unless it makes Miller Lite not taste like stale urine before it hits your tongue, it's a bit pointless..

Only dudebro's shotgun? what?
 
At least this dumb gimmick could potentially be "useful." I mean what was that last shit Bud Light tried to pull? The ability to write your name on the bottle? lol
 
At least this dumb gimmick could potentially be "useful." I mean what was that last shit Bud Light tried to pull? The ability to write your name on the bottle? lol

Really? lol. I havent been back to the states in awhile but I haven't heard about that. Their aluminum "bottles" were fucking terrible though.
 
At least this dumb gimmick could potentially be "useful." I mean what was that last shit Bud Light tried to pull? The ability to write your name on the bottle? lol

hahaha

I always get a chuckle out of Miller Lite's commercial touting the beer as "triple hops brewed"
 
Really? lol. I havent been back to the states in awhile but I haven't heard about that. Their aluminum "bottles" were fucking terrible though.

I know they sell them in stores but I think the aluminum bottle thing is aimed more towards sporting events. It's waaaay more convenient being able to carry 2 bottles back to your seat as opposed to 2 cups spilling beer everywhere.
 
I swear that I can't stand Miller Lite anywhere in the country except when I'm here in Chicago or in Milwaukee. It's like if you get more than 60 miles from where it's brewed, it's awful.

That being said, d-bags throughout Chicago regularly turn their nose up at Miller Lite and then go act cool with their shitty PBR, so it's not like anyone has the market cornered on shitty beer. There is plenty of competition.
 
Really? lol. I havent been back to the states in awhile but I haven't heard about that. Their aluminum "bottles" were fucking terrible though.

Aluminum bottles do great in places where glass is banned, specifically recreational water areas like lakes, beaches, rivers, water parks, etc.

Outside of those places, I have never seen them.
 
I know they sell them in stores but I think the aluminum bottle thing is aimed more towards sporting events. It's waaaay more convenient being able to carry 2 bottles back to your seat as opposed to 2 cups spilling beer everywhere.

Yeah that makes sense. For some reason I think they make the beer taste terrible and it gets warm quicker than a can. It might be my stupid brain though.


Aluminum bottles do great in places where glass is banned, specifically recreational water areas like lakes, beaches, rivers, water parks, etc.

Outside of those places, I have never seen them.
Yeah I'm from Florida and they were everywhere.
 
The worst beers that people claim are good or drink because they're "cool":

Corona
Guinness (at least in the US)
Heineken
Stella Artois
Blue Moon

Discuss.
 
The worst beers that people claim are good or drink because they're "cool":

Corona
Guinness (at least in the US)
Heineken
Stella Artois
Blue Moon

Discuss.
I can snob this one up real quick:

Corona is usually skunked by the time you get it due to the clear bottles, which is why you put fruit in it. At the very least, it pairs well with cheap tacos of dubious origins.

It doesn't really matter whether Guinness tastes better in Ireland or not because the base beer is a boring dry stout.

Heineken is among the worst beers I've ever had, so it probably wins this.

Stella Artois is a boring pale lager that happens to be European so therefore people convince themselves it's super awesome. It's also owned and brewed by Budweiser, which is why your favorite bar has it on draft.

Blue Moon is a boring, fruity witbier brewed by the Coors company (it was invented at a test brewery inside Coors Field in Denver). Not entirely horrible, but boring.

I can't wait for "European beer is way better than American beer even though I drink nothing but pale lager" guy to get here.
 
I think the main issue with those beers is that they're all waaaaay overpriced (and, yeah, not good), whereas the subject matter of the thread is cheap and you know what you're getting into.
 
3 hops used in every can.....?

Actually, the Miller Company uses an isomerized hop-derived bittering compound called Tetra-Hop. What it really does is make the beer immune to skunking because the skunking precursors are not present in the extracted form. They don't use very much of it either because Miller Lite has a bittering level which is just slightly over the human threshold to taste bitter.

Wrong, See Heady Topper
Oh okay, since The Alchemist wrote that on one can of their beer, that means all the other companies that say not to do that were lying. Thanks.
 
Owned by InBev, two, expensive as hell, three, I live like 5 miles from where they brew Oberon. ;)

Nice! I don't mind the price too much since I buy bottles sparingly but man.....when I do...perfection. I've been drinking a lot of this lately:

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It's warming up though so it's time for something a bit lighter.
 
Oh okay, since The Alchemist wrote that on one can of their beer, that means all the other companies that say not to do that were lying. Thanks.

I didn't mean it quite as harsh as that. I never used to drink out of cans, but have had some damn good beer out of cans recently (Six Point Diesel for one). The rationale for The Alchemist using cans is quite interesting and is documented on their site. Bishops Finger is a UK ale that works better in cans (doesn't get skunked) than bottles, but that's because they use clear bottles.
 
I didn't mean it quite as harsh as that. I never used to drink out of cans, but have had some damn good beer out of cans recently (Six Point Diesel for one). The rationale for them using cans is quite interesting and is documented on their site. Bishops Finger is a UK ale that works better in cans (doesn't get skunked) than bottles, but that's because they use clear bottles.
The only reason John Kimmich put that that you should drink Heady Topper out of the can on the package is because he finds it nostalgic.

For one thing, the first beer I ever drank was from a can. When I was 8 years old, one of my sisters opened a can of Genny Cream Ale for me and one of my brothers. It was a very hot summer day, and even though it tasted terrible to me, I loved the sound of the can opening. Throughout my early years, I stashed many a can of beer in my pocket before I went out to the movies with my friends. I grew up in Pittsburgh , where there is a strong blue collar mentality and lifestyle. Countless cans of Iron City poured down my throat at Pirates games. I have fond memories of these days when beer was just that, beer. There weren’t legions of beer ‘experts’ pouring their beers into glasses to be admired or picked apart. There were a bunch of people that liked to drain beers with their friends.

I want to do my part to bring some of that old-school mentality to the craft beer world. I want to be able to sit out in the yard on a hot summer day, and not end up with a glass of bug-filled skunk water. Basically I am doing it for myself. I want to be able to lay on my couch, with a can of Heady Topper in a coozie on my big, fat belly. And I want to be able to shotgun a Heady Topper. These are all dreams of mine, and soon they will all come true.
 
Water it down or add some juice. It's still a lot cheaper than drinking several beers. Tastes better too imo but I've never liked any beer.

Shitty liquor just tastes shitty no matter what. When I was 16 we would pay a homeless guy to by us a 1/2 gallon of Vodka for like 10 bucks. No matter what we mixed it with, its shitty taste came through.

So we went to shitty beer which didn't taste that bad.
 
I still like the domestic beer that touts its "drinkability."

Yeah, it's drinkable.

The reason they emphasize that is because studies have proven that "drinkability" is the number one concern of the average beer drinker.
 
I still like the domestic beer that touts its "drinkability."

Yeah, it's drinkable.
I always say "potable" rather than "drinkability," just to drive the point home.

The worst beers that people claim are good or drink because they're "cool":

Corona - Disgusting. Unequivocally.
Guinness (at least in the US) - Haven't tried the real deal so I can't say, but I've never found what's available all that objectionable.
Heineken - Unremarkable.
Stella Artois - Beats Coors, Bud, Miller, etc... its marketing thinks very highly of itself though.
Blue Moon - It's cheap and decent. What more do you want?
Discuss.
 
No, I reach for a Shiner (preferably Red Bird, but Bock will do), which costs about the same as your Miller Lite, but actually has flavor.
Ruby Redbird? Shit, man... that's one of the nastiest things I've tasted this side of Sam Adams Cranberry Lambic. Why don't you just drink some Lone Star if you hate yourself?
 
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