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[Deepblue]

Aren't you Republicans cool with simply hitting women when they talk back? You know, family values and all that shit?

WTH?

 

[2b3grna5]

you'd be doing her a favor IMO. i mean the controllers do vibrate and all. the PS3 is definitely out because it's got no vibrate feature. but a strategically placed 360 controller in your wife's lap might help get her more into gaming.

 

[Pud]

you'd be doing her a favor IMO. i mean the controllers do vibrate and all. the PS3 is definitely out because it's got no vibrate feature. but a strategically placed 360 controller in your wife's lap might help get her more into gaming.

Uhhh...

 

[Kapsama]

Secretly buy it, throw away the box and tell her you got it from some crackhead downtown for 50 bucks. Works every time.

 

[MMaRsu]

Secretly buy it, throw away the box and tell her you got it from some crackhead downtown for 50 bucks. Works every time.

:lol

 

[ElectricBlue187]

Lock this thread.

lol how is this thread still alive?

 

[P90]

Does it bust the budget? If not, then it is justifiable. If it does, give her a dozen long stem roses and a 360 for her birthday.

 

[arcader]

My mission: to convince my wife to allow me to have a 360.

So, I need to know of GOOD games that the wife and I can play together to help convice her to allow me to buy the thing.

I know most of you guys live in your parents basements, so for you guys just think of games that your imaginary girlfriends would enjoy.

LOL - after yer story about being wife domainated you are making fun of guys living in their parents basements?

Anyway - Gears of War has great Co-op.

 

[Luken]

My mission: to convince my wife to allow me to have a 360.

I guess I'm the only one mature enough to help you.


1 - This is what you have to do: When you buy something expensive for you, you have to buy something in the same prince range for your wife. Pay attention to her needs and buy something she really wants. Now you can buy the X-Box 360 without feeling guilty.

2- Wait for when she buys a new pair of shoes (It will happen more frequently than you are aware of). Now is the time to buy a 360

3 - Tell her that you are really frustrated in your work and many people told you that videogames can be relaxing.

4 - If all else fails, seduce her.

 

[Master]

My mission: to convince my wife to allow me to...

If I ever say anything like this, kill me.

Anyway, Viva Piñata.

 

[BuddyC]

Oh man, I can't wait to go through this tomorrow. Oh yes.

 

[Z3F]

Does it bust the budget? If not, then it is justifiable. If it does, give her a dozen long stem roses and a 360 for her birthday.

Wow, I think you're the first one here to recommend giving roses instead of "sausage".

 

[pooteeweet]

Man, I've been trying to get my wife to allow me to have a threesome with her and her best friend. Let me know what works for you.

 

[:Motorbass]

wow luken