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Money or sex: you can only have one

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Money, given the rather extreme restrictions in the OP. Sex is not more important than the security and stability that comes with not living in poverty.

Ideally I'd reject the offer entirely, but if that's not an option, I think it's pretty clear which is the lesser burden.
 
Money. I would use my unlimited stream of money to invent a ship that can travel to the heavens, amass an army of the best and brightest, and send them up to kill God and relinquishing me of my restraints on sex.

Why?

Because fuck God, that's why.
 
Can I choose sex with the caveat of I will then "sell" these skills to others that need it?

As in, I'd host conventions where I teach the secrets of attraction and how to get laid instantly. I'd make videos, one on one tutoring, books etc. I would only accept SERVICES as payment. Invitations to parties at every corner of the world. Stay at a hotel in exchange of my services. I won't pay rent, but the manager is in exchange potentially receiving another 2000 clients for the week because I am hosting my convention at his hotel.



Fool a celebrity into having sex with me (cause she will) and in the last minute turn off the lights, have someone else do the deed for me. Receive services in exchange.


The dude I exchanged places so he can have sex with any of these women
perhaps hooks me up with other powerful people. I get to have sessions in their private yachts and their personal butlers will feed me without spending money on me, cause, they paid for it already.

Maybe I get to spend the night with every woman I am with. So that takes care of "having a place to live"
(The clause "They cannot spend money on you" won't be violated here)

With only $11,000 a year, I can afford a gym membership and my own food. I would go there every day and shower. And if I don't have anyone for the night, I'll just hook up with any of the girls that go there anyway.

The next morning, I'll stay for breakfast if possible. (food is not a luxury)

Meeting the right people would mean I can travel. So I would move to a different country every month or so.

Since I have no possessions, there's no easy way to track me down. I am sure I get around without a "passport" Because hey! Remember me man? I taught you how to give wild screaming orgasms to your wife. You don't need to see my passport.

Here, take my next volume: Making her sexually addicted to you. I'll be in Europe for the next 3 weeks. You know where to find me.

Ohh hey officer! How was your night with Jennifer Aniston? Yeah I know huh? Tell me about it. Sorry about the speeding. SCARLETT JOHANSSON you say? Ohh for sure man! When and where?

Why am I even wasting my time with guards and Police man? Hell, I can be in good a good relationship with airline CEO's. Presidents, Executive producers. You name it.


Fuck money =D
 
Give me the money and pass the lotion please.

Edit: never mind I found it
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Sex, I'll be the ultimate troll and have sex with every significant other in the couples thread and post pics. Greatest ban ever
 
Money. The sex sounds good, but how will someone poor meet all those celebrities? Yes, they'll find you attractive, but you'll be beaten to a pulp by their bodyguards before they see you.
 
Joni said:
Money. The sex sounds good, but how will someone poor meet all those celebrities?
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Sex your way into some airplane tickets for California. Once you're there, sex your way into a cab. Get to Hollywood and sex everyone between you and your desired celebrity.

And then, finally, sex your desired celebrity.
 
have a question

if i choose sex, i would not have the money to travel? i mean i would only fuck local girls?

im from chile, can i have a bus ticket to brazil at least?
 
Gospel said:
Sex your way into some airplane tickets for California. Once you're there, sex your way into a cab. Get to Hollywood and sex everyone between you and your desired celebrity.

And then, finally, sex your desired celebrity.
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Including the male security guards and the male bodyguards you'll probably encounter?
 
Joni said:
Including the male security guards and the male bodyguards you'll probably encounter?
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Hey, if you're the sex god the hypothetical makes you out to be, I'm sure you'll have no problem seducing the male bodyguards. You can literally sleep your way into the door.
 
this is easy. money.

now, if it was health vs money, that one would be interesting (i'd pick health since there's no point in having money if you're sick as hell)
 
Roger Danish said:
Hey, if you're the sex god the hypothetical makes you out to be, I'm sure you'll have no problem seducing the male bodyguards. You can literally sleep your way into the door.
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But would you want to have sex with them?
Also: I have reread the OP, it stipulates people can't get you gifts, I'd presume you'd still need to buy taxi rides and plane rides.

Gospel said:
We all have to make sacrifices.
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As long as you keep that in mind, and hope you still have some life left in you after all the bodyguards.
 
vicissitudes said:
If she has fine silk sheets you can have sex on them but then you have to sleep on the floor or she has to replace the silk sheets with sheets made of cheap material. If she has a nice bed you cannot sleep on them. You cannot take advantage of her shower and bathroom facilities if they are of high quality and will instead have to find public facilities. However, you can simply find someone poorer to have sex with afterwards and use her shower instead. She can make you breakfast but it has to be cheap otherwise you will have to buy breakfast on your own.

But don't think too hard about it :)
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That's super lame man.

It's not like I'd sleep with only rich ladies... but that kinda makes travelling to LA and sleeping with a bunch of rich celebrities something of an inconvenience.
 
This would have been interesting question if it involved some kind of trade-off, now both options are just improving one side of my life while the other stays the same
 
vicissitudes said:
Real Doll Documentary

If you're into that sort of thing. Remember this is not science fiction; our current technology only goes so far.
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You'll be amazed at how fast technology improves when you can throw a shitload of money at it. Plus those freaky little dolls are good enough in the meantime while I wait for the tech to catch up to my demands!

FootNinja said:
I was skimming through posts wondering how no one realizes how obvious this is. You can have the love of a person, you just cant have any vagina. Vagina can be close to duplicated, so money is the only answer.
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See post 64 ;)
 
You guys fail to understand the concept or what?

You can have money, or sex. If you take money, pretend you're suddenly incapable of fapping or having sex with anything. If you take sex, you're unable to get money. You can fuck, but you aren't getting paid for it.
 
Sex just so I can fuck Johnny Depp, Hugh Jackman, Channing Tatum, Ryan Gosling, Vin Diesel, James Franco, James Deen, Brad Pitt, Ryan Reynolds, and Kevin Nash and just rub it in my coworkers' face about it since they will never be able to fuck them..... ok Kevin Nash is just for me lol.
 
Tess3ract said:
You guys fail to understand the concept or what?

You can have money, or sex. If you take money, pretend you're suddenly incapable of fapping or having sex with anything. If you take sex, you're unable to get money. You can fuck, but you aren't getting paid for it.
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A eunuch with money can still have power

Varys3.jpg
 
vicissitudes said:
The Almighty God of the Cosmos comes before you and presents you with two scenarios. You MUST choose one:

Money

You have access to nearly unlimited amounts of money. You can spend it any way you want to. However, you can only spend it on yourself. You are not allowed to donate or give any money to other people. You can spend money on friends and family if they are consumables, such as going on a vacation or eating at a nice restaurant. You cannot buy them anything of substantial value that they can then resell as it would create infinite wealth. For example: you can buy your child an XBOX or a laptop but not 100 XBOXs or a car or a house. There are also real-world limitations to how you can spend your money. For example: you cannot buy 10,000 Ferraris because there aren't that many for sale.

As a consequence, you will no longer be able to have sex of any kind with anyone. Basically, anything past second base. If you have a girlfriend or a wife (or boyfriend) you can longer have sex with them. You can still masturbate as much as you want. You can still marry and have a family through insemination.

Sex

You have the ability to go up to get anyone to have sex with you, including celebrities. You are impervious to any kind of STDs. You have the ability to not impregnate anyone through sheer force of will. If you are currently in a relationship or married you can still do this and no one will find out. Again, there are real-world limitations to this. You can only do this so many times a day (physically). You cannot have sex with a younger version of someone who is older now.

As a consequence, you will be forever poor. Your income will at most be somewhere around the poverty line. This is about $11,000 yearly in the US, and will vary depending on what country you live in. You cannot marry rich. Any woman you marry will become poor instantly. (this will not deter these women in any way, they will still feel the same towards you) You are not allowed to receive donations or gifts of any substantial monetary value. Other people cannot spend money on you. Anything you currently possess of value will disappear. You are not allowed to enjoy any luxuries belonging to other people, such as living at your parents' house and bumming off their nice things. You will never have a car, buy a house, have nice electronics, retire early, go on nice vacations, etc. You can travel provided you save up enough for a plane ticket, and crash at different girls' places, but do not have access to their luxuries.


So, which one would you choose?
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Money.

It's a dead easy choice.
 
If we believe basic human behaviour, the money would go towards having better sex anyway.

A no-brainer.

Also I lol'd at the possibility of still being able to jerk off. This is GAF so most of the posters will just gain a massive fortune and not lose anything :b
 
I was about to type "sex" with the quickness.. then I read the consequences for both options... yeah, fuck that, I'm going with money.
 
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