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[Like2Drive]

I rather have kids, so sex.

 

[Nevasleep]

While money is probably the better choice, after a while you're going to be dying for sex.

 

[Phaethon0017]

Money. Sorry ladies.

 

[Bulbo Urethral Baggins]

Sex.
Sex is life.
Couldn't live without it.

 

[Stasis]

Right now at 31? Money.

Five years ago? Harder question to answer...

Ten years ago? Sex!

 

[Plywood]

Money, which I would use to:

• Travel the world
• Fund my space & deepsea missions
• Make really bad/good movies
• Start a porn company and live vicariously through my performers /linepeoplegroping

 

[BGBW]

Money. A life of just sex and Tesco value range goods sounds pretty depressing. Especially as you just said I'd be kicked out of the house for no reason, lose the Internet and not be able to engage in most of my current hobbies.

I'll just build a Yuri Palace to get my fix.

 

[Ushojax]

If Emma Stone and Marion Cotillard didn't exist, this decision would be a lot easier.

 

[Monty Mole]

Whichever I choose I'm going to regret it the next morning.

 

[Minion101]

MONEY, ITS NOT LIKE I EVER HAVE SEX SO I'M USED TO IT

Money, I already don't have sex.

 

[Joni]

I rather have kids, so sex.

See OP. You can still have kids.

 

[Kyoufu]

This world revolves around money. It's not a hard choice.

 

[Timedog]

I was rip roaring and ready to say money until I read the OP. You can have sex with everyone you want all the time with no consequences? Tough choice. If I had billions of dollars I would troll so fucking hard, but I also want to fuck every beautiful woman on earth. Hard decision...

 

[aronnov reborn]

money easy.

 

[BGBW]

I was rip roaring and ready to say money until I read the OP. You can have sex with everyone you want all the time with no consequences? Tough choice. If I had billions of dollars I would troll so fucking hard, but I also want to fuck every beautiful woman on earth. Hard decision...

Pretty heavy consequences. For one, you'd lose your GAF account as the Internet is a luxury.

 

[w00pdiw00p]

I'd be masturbating with 100 dollar bills.

 

[Timedog]

Pretty heavy consequences. For one, you'd lose your GAF account as the Internet is a luxury.

I'm right near the poverty line and I have a GAF account. It'd be about like it is now for me except I'd get to fuck everything. I'd probably get bored and fuck guys too. I'd fuck the entire world.

 

[Sanjay]

You get the money, then you get the power and then you get the pussy.

 

[sinxtanx]

Money.

So easy it's not even funny.

 

[Xun]

Money, definitely.

 

[soundscream]

Sex

Crash every night at a different girls place, live rent free!

 

[jaxword]

 

[FormallyFamicom]

Sex, and then have doctors study my STD proof body. I'll save the world that way.

 

[davepoobond]

if i marry all the richest women in the world then what happens to all of their money? do i just set back women progression in the workplace by 100 years?



also, i dont know what you could hope to learn by this question.

 

[Sloane]

Can't believe how many people chose money.

 

[Wallach]

Sex, and then have doctors study my STD proof body. I'll save the world that way.

They'd try but then they wouldn't be able to secure funding. If only you weren't poor.

 

[YoungHav]

Sex, duh!

 

[Chromax]

Yay Dr. Pleb returns to GAF!

 

[zoukka]

Can't believe how many people chose money.

I blame the internet.

 

[BGBW]

I'm right near the poverty line and I have a GAF account. It'd be about like it is now for me except I'd get to fuck everything. I'd probably get bored and fuck guys too. I'd fuck the entire world.

Well I suppose you can live off 56k based on OP's restrictions, but browsing GAF while the rest of the board is talking about snowboarding on dolphins will start to get depressing.

Can't believe how many people chose money.

[insert lots of stuff here] > Only having sex

 

[Zaptruder]

if i marry all the richest women in the world then what happens to all of their money? do i just set back women progression in the workplace by 100 years?



also, i dont know what you could hope to learn by this question.

Homewrecker Davepoobond continues to romance and marry A-list celebrities including Oprah Winfrey, Martha Stewart and Kirsten Stewart - reducing them to tatters. But where does all the money go?!


I feel that... this could be an interesting setting for a comedy movie.

 

[InvincibleAgent]

Sex, duh. Not losing that.

So, with that income, I'd have to split a multi-bedroom with roommates? Well, it'd be worth it.

 

[MrToughPants]

Money.

The sex option is shallow as fuck. With unlimited money you can change the world. Save lives, revolutionise technology and improve the world for everyone. An incredibly easy choice.

Why not change the world with your penis?

Go around having sex with every woman possible and influence them. Eventually you would become the God for all women and a new religion would be formed on your behalf. Women would praise you and go to your churches.

 

[neojubei]

Sex with any guy i want? hell yea.

 

[Wallach]

The details on the sex option actually make it sound pretty fucking weird. You'd basically never have a meaningful relationship ever again, and you'd be poor as fuck to boot. Doesn't sound like a very interesting existence in the long run.

 

[Rur0ni]

Money.

Get to second base and masturbate... soaking them in seed.

I can live with that.

 

[Cipherr]

These limitations suck.

This, way to ruin the question dude. Restriction on money are completely terrible. Cannot give anything of substantial value to loved ones? Ridiculous.

 

[Dilly]

I have neither now so I'm going for money.

 

[Dicer]

Booty knockin

 

[Red]

Sex, no question. 11,000 is about my income now. It sucks but I can live with it. No sex for the rest of my life? Would rather die on the spot.

 

[abusori]

Shit, I've been living without sex. Who cares? Gimme the money.

 

[Demon Lizardman]

Money, I'm sexy enough to get sex. You can't tell me what to and what not to do you hear me friend? I fuck all I want with or without consequences depending on my choices. I'm a steamrolling mother fucking money making machine and whoever says otherwise is a misunderstanding me. I go past all rules and dod whatever I feel like, also choosing money makes me buy a bunch of hot women and make the do sexual stuff while jerking off to them. I can still make out with them so hah to you buddy!

 

[Bleepey]

Sex, i will make bets with random people, legally binding that i can fuck any woman. Also i'd fuck rick celebrities at their place.

 

[PoweredBySoy]

Sex

As a consequence, you will be forever poor. Your income will at most be somewhere around the poverty line.

That's too much of a deal-breaker. If I could continue living among the middle-class, then I'd have something to think about. As it is though - money. Easy.

 

[Radec]

Money

As a consequence, you will no longer be able to have sex of any kind with anyone. Basically, anything past second base. If you have a girlfriend or a wife (or boyfriend) you can longer have sex with them. You can still masturbate as much as you want. You can still marry and have a family through insemination.

Consequence are too easy.

The catch should have been that you will no longer feel any orgasm, nor a boner.

 

[NaturalHigh]

They'd try but then they wouldn't be able to secure funding. If only you weren't poor.

No, the government would just pretend they didn't figure it out and continue to let people die.

Money, OP. Sex is just fucking overrated.

 

[BGBW]

Sex, i will make bets with random people, legally binding that i can fuck any woman. Also i'd fuck rick celebrities at their place.

But once the money exceeds $11,000 it will turn to dust or something.

 

[massoluk]

Money, sex comes after that.

EDIT: Oh didn't read the OP carefully, still money. There's so much shit you can do with money.

 

[Übermatik]

Mooneh.

I could still love my partner.

 

[dragonelite]

Sex who needs money when you can sex up with anyone eat and sleep where they life.
And use my sex powers to manipulate them to buy shit for me.

And i can use the 11k to go on a sexless vacation each year to recover.