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Much like country songs turning into life-affirming tales of fulfillment, which video game would have the best story when played backward?
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German Hops
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NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt
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That game was depressing
German Hops
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Captain Toad
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Pac-Man
I don't know what we're doing.
I don't know what we're doing.
Ghost of Caelid
Banned
TLOU2 backwards is a girl who learned forgiveness delving into revenge...so that.
Inside is a monster that becomes a boy again looking for purpose.
Inside is a monster that becomes a boy again looking for purpose.
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TheInfamousKira
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MGS4.
A story about a dying suicidal man fist fighting his half blind father in a graveyard with a comatose wheelchair bound old British dude drooling and pissing everywhere, when the dying suicidal man (DSM from now on) goes on a boat to beat the shit out of another old ass dude who has dissociative identity disorder. He also does battle with a contortionist who has schizophrenia.
From there, DSM goes to Alaska, where he gets a Giant Japanese Robot (TM) and beats the shit out of the SAME OLD MAN! What a coinkey dink! He goes inside the military base where some bitch is dying beside a transsexual dancing Romanian vampire, who is also dying, from a stab wound inflicted by a Liberian PTSD sufferer with high heels and MACHINE PARTS. DSM then fights a foxy PoC in a blizzard and bitches about being old before getting back on his airplane with his sexually ambigious weeb friend.
They travel to Europe, where he gets stabbed and his mom catches on fire after everyone in the military tweaks out because the SAME OLD MAN is mariachi finger banging everyone on his little yacht. DSM fights an Asian bird lady, then rides on a motorcycle with a MILF and then puts on a trench coat and gets bitched at by his husky ex girlfriend. He says fuck this shit, and goes on a train and ends up in South America.
Liberian PTSD mecha ninja and Romania Rent Renholder have a dance off in the streets surrounded by mooing robots while DSM travels back to some bitches' lab and fights a real life hentai monster. He fucks up the local infrastructure, then he goes to the Middle East.
There, he forgets his insulin shot, but survives and beats the shit out of a bunch of women, just to flex.
The game ends with DSM having a friendly conversation with his old friend while weeb guy bitches about nerd shit in a graveyard. They then watch weird ass stoner television.
A story about a dying suicidal man fist fighting his half blind father in a graveyard with a comatose wheelchair bound old British dude drooling and pissing everywhere, when the dying suicidal man (DSM from now on) goes on a boat to beat the shit out of another old ass dude who has dissociative identity disorder. He also does battle with a contortionist who has schizophrenia.
From there, DSM goes to Alaska, where he gets a Giant Japanese Robot (TM) and beats the shit out of the SAME OLD MAN! What a coinkey dink! He goes inside the military base where some bitch is dying beside a transsexual dancing Romanian vampire, who is also dying, from a stab wound inflicted by a Liberian PTSD sufferer with high heels and MACHINE PARTS. DSM then fights a foxy PoC in a blizzard and bitches about being old before getting back on his airplane with his sexually ambigious weeb friend.
They travel to Europe, where he gets stabbed and his mom catches on fire after everyone in the military tweaks out because the SAME OLD MAN is mariachi finger banging everyone on his little yacht. DSM fights an Asian bird lady, then rides on a motorcycle with a MILF and then puts on a trench coat and gets bitched at by his husky ex girlfriend. He says fuck this shit, and goes on a train and ends up in South America.
Liberian PTSD mecha ninja and Romania Rent Renholder have a dance off in the streets surrounded by mooing robots while DSM travels back to some bitches' lab and fights a real life hentai monster. He fucks up the local infrastructure, then he goes to the Middle East.
There, he forgets his insulin shot, but survives and beats the shit out of a bunch of women, just to flex.
The game ends with DSM having a friendly conversation with his old friend while weeb guy bitches about nerd shit in a graveyard. They then watch weird ass stoner television.
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Craig of War
Banned
MGS2 backwards thus you get to play as Snake last
Jennings
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Fallout 4
You get your kid back without missing its childhood.
You disassemble some really ugly base.
You ghost a bunch of creeps along the way.
You take a nap and wake up just in time to see a nuclear war prevented.
You end the game in a nice little home, with your young family, located in a cute little suburb.
You get your kid back without missing its childhood.
You disassemble some really ugly base.
You ghost a bunch of creeps along the way.
You take a nap and wake up just in time to see a nuclear war prevented.
You end the game in a nice little home, with your young family, located in a cute little suburb.
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