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[Twig]

Okay I just found this picture too.

Make of it what you will.

 

[Dilly]

I can't agree more :lol

 

[-OGz-GLUTEUS_MAXIMUS]

Is that your gear shifter, or are you just happy to see me??

Do you think he plays the theme song from Knight Rider or Speed Racer in the background like porn music??

Does the Trans Am "leak" oil in response to it's getting boffed at night??

Holy, fucking fuck!!!

 

[Dark Octave]

Indeed.

:lol :lol

 

[Artadius]

 

[Maximilian E.]

FHUTA???

 

[p01ar]

Here is a preview of the documentary: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_KrJObpgWM

Can't be real. In the 3rd clip shot at night, there is no way that you would be able to hear the dude through the windows. He would have to have a mic on, and if he was sneaking out, why would he keep the mic on?

Fake.

 

[HolyStar]

Once more with feeling.

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!

Spoiler

Yeah, we get it, you guys were disappointed, no need to post the exact same in-and-out image over 5 times.

 

[Guzim]

But his wandering eye has spread beyond cars to other vehicles. He says that his most intense sexual experience was "making love" to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf.

:lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[perryfarrell]

How to have sex with a car

 

[storybook77]

Love Bug indeed.

:lol

 

[Grizzlyjin]

Uh, lots of people in the US use the phrase "take a fancy."

Haha, lots of people is pushing it. "Take a fancy" is a pretty antiquated term to hear in the US, especially these days. I've never heard even older people say that in real conversation, let alone a guy in his 20s. And he didn't say "take a fancy," he said "I don't fancy people." There is a difference there. Plus the "mum" thing, you don't see that in the US often. I'm not making a big deal or anything, I just found it interesting how they pointed out he was from Missouri, because that isn't what it sounds like. :lol

Yeah, maybe he just moved to the US a couple years ago with his family. Or maybe they just made up the whole story, I don't know.

 

[Ford Prefect]

Sooooo glad someone posted the Kids in the Hall sketch :lol

 

[Twig]

Can't be real. In the 3rd clip shot at night, there is no way that you would be able to hear the dude through the windows. He would have to have a mic on, and if he was sneaking out, why would he keep the mic on?

Fake.

More fun time: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/new.../Man-admits-'having-sex'-with-1,000-cars.html

...

I dunno, is Telegraph one of those tabloid type sites?

EDIT: Upon looking at the rest of the site, it appears so. O:

Lawl.

 

[Timo]

This is good, but that car sex faq is in now way as awesome as the how to have sex with a dolphin faq. someone find that right now.

 

[bggrthnjsus]

Okay I just found this picture too.

Make of it what you will.

ahahahahahah

 

[Gamecocks625]

this can't be real. Really?

What's next? Go-carts? Remote controlled cars? Power Wheels? Micro Machines?

 

[aoi tsuki]

I once started to write a horror story where a guy fucks a bathtub faucet in a haunted hotel room. I got as far as him sticking it in before I realized how stupid it was and abandoned it.

It's only stupid if immediately as he cums, the camera cuts to a woman turning the shower on, only to be showered in cum. She screams, mouth gaping, then chokes and inadvertently swallows. Then it cuts back to the guy, who smiles comfortably.

Stupidly awesome.

 

[Rezbit]

Well after doing it with a car, he must be exhausted.

 

[viciouskillersquirrel]

Well after doing it with a car, he must be exhausted.

 

[Rorschach]

Car looks so sad. :[
Also, if he loves it so much, he should be giving it a paint job instead of blow jobs.

 

[Loki]

Jordan says: “When I told my dad I was sexually attracted to my car, he just said that there are lots of different people out there who are attracted to lots of different things.

Wat.

Way to go, dad. :lol

 

[Prince of Space]

It looks like they snapped this right after sex -- look how tired the poor thing is.