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[terrisus]

Ok another flashback: the other sister that I hugged too hard later told me (recently) that years ago she was afraid I would crawl into the bathroom through a secret hatch that connects it to my bedroom and surprise her when she was in a bath. But she knows I wouldn't do anything like that now, she says.

It's not as funny when you're clearly fishing for reactions.

And possibly a tag.

Yeah, I think we've crossed that point now.

 

[Gordon Shumway]

I swear to Christ I don't want incest with my sister. Even though I'm an atheist.

Ok..I..

 

[samn]

its 3.50am here so I'm going to bed. And I think you've all had enough of these weird tidbits. Thanks for all the laughs. (The last part was true, but I can understand if you don't believe it. Yes I did mention it only for your reactions.)

 

[~Kinggi~]

atheism is hot you guys you need to try it so liberating

 

[Darknight]

I'm 100% truthful about the hatch and what she said. I never used the hatch and it was blocked off by a wardrobe and boiler for many years.

Was there a little hole on the wall to spy on your sister even if the little door/hatch was locked? Let those secrets out man.

 

[LX_Theo]

atheism is hot you guys you need to try it so liberating

hot, creamy atheism

 

[H2Yo]

 

[mdubs]

I'm not kissing her on the cheek, I already have to deal with the awkwardly long hugs. (Awkward for me, I mean, I mean, not that I'm saying they're fine for her but I mean probably fine for most of GAF from the sound of things)

 

[terrisus]

I'm 100% truthful about the hatch and what she said. I never used the hatch and it was blocked off by a wardrobe and boiler for many years.

Nah, sorry, that was taken from a Sherlock Holmes story.

A very good one, too. If anyone hasn't read "The Adventure of the Speckled Band," it's highly recommended.

 

[Steamlord]

I'm atheist but my sister is theist wat do

 

[Az]

OP is Doombringer's alt.

 

[Soulflarz]

its 3.50am here so I'm going to bed. And I think you've all had enough of these weird tidbits. Thanks for all the laughs. (The last part was true, but I can understand if you don't believe it. Yes I did mention it only for your reactions.)

Yeah, not quite too sure why this exists then...

 

[terrisus]

samn keeps fishing for attention.

 

[samn]

Nah, sorry, that was taken from a Sherlock Holmes story.

A very good one, too. If anyone hasn't read "The Adventure of the Speckled Band," it's highly recommended.

I'll PM someone trustworthy a pic of the hatch tomorrow if you really want to see it. This is a 1930s British semidetached house.

 

[MiszMasz]

I'm atheist but my sister is theist wat do

Proselytise.

 

[WrenchNinja]

I'm atheist but my sister is theist wat do

You have to test your atheism

 

[Zeroth]

It's not as funny when you're clearly fishing for reactions.

And possibly a tag.

We all knew this from the moment the atheist post came, but some wanted to believe. And it is still real for them, dammit!

 

[terrisus]

Is she, like , super hairy?

Erm. Not as hairy as I am. I think.

Not the bush..I'm guessing. ..?

I'll PM someone trustworthy a pic of the hatch tomorrow if you really want to see it.

>.>

 

[CreeperBlocks]

I swear to Christ I don't want incest with my sister. Even though I'm an atheist.

Wait what.

 

[SuperSah]

THIS THREAD LOL

 

[Apath]

What the fuck.

 

[Mobile Suit Gooch]

Gooch ;_; whyy

You should try it sometime.

 

[PopeReal]

This is the best thread in a while.

 

[Dice]

OP have you ever brushed your sister's teeth?

 

[Sharpeye]

Keep digging that hole OP, i'm sure you'll reach the other side eventually!

 

[oxidax]

Good read. 10/10. Will read it again tomorrow to laugh some more.
Thanks for the thread, OP. Im going to bed happy.

 

[MillionStabs]

Relevant

Sorry Nate

I remember that gem of a thread.
That was only the second time I wished I could shoot Sonic Booms from my dick.