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Let me keep it real with you. That's no playboy material, and why do you want to see your sister in playboy?

You pervert, little sister? You should be ashamed man, what kind of big brother are you?
 
Count Dookkake said:
No. It would be like looking at my sister naked. :lol:
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Someone needs to take one for the team and post a picture of her naked in this thread. He will just be scrolling and oh shit sister naked whatthe****

The reaction would be priceless.
 
PleoMax said:
Let me keep it real with you. That's no playboy material, and why do you want to see your sister in playboy?

You pervert, little sister? You should be ashamed man, what kind of big brother are you?
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Uh, she was already in Playboy. Do you even know what you're talking about?
 
GSG Flash said:
It makes it seem like you want GAFFERS to stalk your sister (knowing how desperate some people are on this forum)
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That's just to show that she isn't some generic airhead, but is intsead a smart girl who is into cool stuff. That way some of you guys might be more inclined to vote for her, rather than BLEACH-BLOND #23.

I'm sure she is being stalked by many people. GAF stalkers wouldn't be a problem.
 
radioheadrule83 said:
I think he was just trying to get us to vote by assuring us she isn't an airhead or something
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Knowing how shallow GAF is, she would've gotten the vote anyways :lol
 
PleoMax said:
Let me keep it real with you. That's no playboy material, and why do you want to see your sister in playboy?
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She's already been in Playboy. Twice. And was Co-Ed of the Week last month.

PleoMax said:
You pervert, little sister? You should be ashamed man, what kind of big brother are you?
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A supportive, ethical one.
 
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Eric WK said:
Uh, she was already in Playboy. Do you even know what you're talking about?
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So what?

The point stands. Was she already in playboy when he became her big brother? No right!?

Count Dookkake said:
She's already been in Playboy. Twice. And was Co-Ed of the Week last month.



A supportive, ethical one.
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Man i guess past the cover Playboy standards go down.

Supportive, ethical one. Right...i guess that's one way to put it.

I also love the marketing stunt you and your sister pull, by attracting the nerdy locals, on other forums too. Its really something.
 
a quick search..

http://www.howardstern.com/rundown.hs?d=1167886800

An 18-year-old Playboy (Special Editions) model named Haydn, came into the studio after having called in to the show prior to the holidays to see if she could meet Howard. Haydn explained that people from Playboy came to her
college hoping to find women to pose for the magazine, and that she was willing to participate from the start. Howard proceeded to note he found Haydn attractive, but, due
to her age, didn’t want to see her naked. Howard added, though, that he wanted to see Haydn’s bare stomach, which she showed him, and also asked to look at her rear end...with her pants on, of course. After seeing it, Howard commented, “You are kind of rockin’.”
PUTTING HER BUTT WHERE HER MOUTH IS
Haydn reported she lost her virginity when she was 14, and that she’d also been seduced by older women before. When Howard found out Haydn was a member of Mensa, he told her he wanted to ask her questions, and, if she got the wrong
responses, she’d have to be spanked in the Robo Spanker. As Haydn prepared for the contest, she got into a thong and commented she graduated from high school just last summer. Because Howard, Gary and Artie all agreed that Haydn
was attractive, Gary asked her if she’d have sex with anyone in the studio, and she replied Howard was the only one she’d definitely do. Haydn added she wasn’t into promiscuous sex, and that she’d been with only four men in her life.
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Count D...how can you be lurking in a thread where people are posting pictures of your sister's ass?

Just how?
 
RubxQub said:
Count D...how can you be lurking in a thread where people are posting pictures of your sister's ass?

Just how?
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It's nothing I haven't seen at the pool.

As long as there aren't nudes and no GAF rules are broken, I can take it.
 
A longer recap from another site:

Mark's Friggin Website said:
Hot Haydn Porter Gets RoboSpanked. 01/04/07. 7:25am
After the break Howard said that Katie Couric does about 3 minutes during her broadcasts but she choked during a broadcast recently. He said he does 5 hours a day and he never chokes on the air. He played the clip and told her to clear her throat.

Howard said that he got a call from this girl Haydn a few weeks ago who wanted to come on the show. He played the clip where she told Howard that she had been listening to him since she was 6 and was just 18 years old and in Playboy. She asked if she could come in and meet him. Howard agreed to it and she was there today to meet him.

Howard said that he didn't have to think about booking her at all when he heard she was 18 and in Playboy. Howard said that she was very cute and asked her what edition she was in. she said it's a college girl edition and she goes to the University of Tulsa so she went in and did it. Haydn was very nervous and could barely speak. Howard told her he was going to give her a tour of SIRIUS like Scott did for his intern.

Haydn told Howard that she did full nude in this Playboy issue. She said it comes out in May, it's not out yet. Howard said she looks so young. Robin agreed and so did Artie. Howard said she's very immature and he kind of likes that. Howard said she doesn't have big titties but he likes that. He also said that he won't let her get naked there. Howard said he could probably bang her but Artie didn't think he could do it.

Howard said it must be kind of like kiddie porn with her naked because she looks so young. She stood up and showed off her body to Howard. He said that her body is kind of rockin. She started banging dudes when she was 14 so Howard figured that was pretty long. She also said that she's been with some girls. She hasn't messed with too many girls lately because she was with her boyfriend for a while. She said that older girls would hit on her and pick her up.

Haydn said that she would do stuff with girls in front of guys and it was kind of a threesome thing. Howard asked her to talk about the first time she was with a girl. She didn't have a lot to say about it so Howard tried to kind of drag it out of her. She said she had some alcohol to get her into it. She also told Howard that she would do him if she had the chance.

Howard asked her if she's good in bed. She thinks she is and said she doesn't just lay there. She said that she's very energetic. Howard told her he couldn't hear her and she was very shy. Howard read that she's in Mensa and asked her if she's a genius or something. He didn't believe it. She said that she is so he was going to put her on the RoboSpanker and ask her Mensa type questions and spank her if she gets them wrong. She wanted to know what she would do if she got them right. Howard told her she wouldn't get spanked.

Haydn and MarkArtie asked Haydn if she was at Letterman last night with Mark from MarksFriggin.com. She said that was her. He wondered how she got to go with him. Haydn said that she befriended him not long after she called the show and he got her into the show. Artie said he knows Mark's wife and she told him that he was going to be at Letterman with this young girl. Haydn told him that Mark's wife made him wear his wedding ring last night when he hung out with her. (More details later in a Brush With Greatness story).

Howard asked Haydn about sleeping with this girl and wanted more details on that. They didn't get a lot of details but Gary told Howard about how many guys there are taken with Haydn. Dan the Song Parody Man is trying to work something and Double A is another one who has been hitting on her. Howard read that Haydn had to move her bowels before the show because she was so nervous and that ruined everything for him.

Howard told Haydn to get on the RoboSpanker so he could ask her some Mensa questions. She didn't know why she was doing that but she hopped on the machine. Will told Howard that she may not have wiped because she smelled a little weird. Howard told her that Will was just kidding.

Haydn was on the RoboSpanker and everyone was impressed with her ass. Artie said he had to sit down after watching that. Will was also taken with her and Howard asked her if she could just sit there for the rest of the show like that. She said that she is 18 years old so she cold be with anyone there. she said that she would do Howard if she had the chance so Artie asked if there was anyone else in the room who might have a chance. She said that she's not out to screw anyone just to get to the top or anything. She said that she wouldn't be opposed to it. She said she's only been with 4 guys so far.

Haydn had pulled down her pants to her knees for the spanker. Will wanted her to take her top off but Howard didn't want to let her do that. Haydn was shaking from being so nervous. She said she weighs just 112 pounds. Howard went on to ask her some Mensa type questions. She was very nervous and Howard was feeling dirty doing it. Here's the first question... ''Sally likes 225 but not 224. She likes 900 but not 800 she likes 144 but not 145... does she like 1600 or 1700? - Haydn was having some trouble with it but gave the answer of 1600 but didn't know why. Artie figured that she liked the numbers that added up to 7. Howard said that they were all perfect squares.

Haydn got spanked because she didn't have the full answer. She was scared that she was about to be spanked. The RoboSpanker wasn't working so Artie asked if they could put her in the wood chipper instead. Haydn got a whack and said it wasn't so bad at all.

Howard had another question and said that it was going to be for 10 spanks. The question was ''If 2 typists can type 2 pages in 2 minutes, how many typists will it take to type 18 pages in 6 minutes?'' Haydn couldn't answer fast enough so Howard was ready to spank her. She told her that he should feel dirty doing that to a child. He gave her one whack after another but the RoboSpanker wasn't reacting very fast. Haydn said she couldn't believe she was doing this. Howard said she lucked out because it wasn't working right. He kept trying but gave up on it because the machine wasn't working.

Gary told Howard that they had Dennis Rodman sitting in the Green room. Howard told her she looks good and asked her when she leaves New York. She's leaving on Saturday. Howard told her to come see them anytime. He told her that Scott will give her a tour. Artie told her not to come if she has to take a shit. He said he was just kidding about that.

Howard said that Haydn looks really cute in her panties. She wanted to show her boobs so Howard said she could do it if she wanted. She pulled them out but the guys said that it was really dirty. Gary said he felt that it was really wrong to see that. She was way too young.

Irish John called in and said that they should have her on the Sybian, she's legal. Gary said that some girls are up for that but this girl looks like a little kid. Haydn didn't want to ride the Sybian anyway. Howard took a call from a guy who said that she sounds really hot. He also said that Tulsa spelled backwards is ''a Slut.'' Another caller asked to get her on the Sybian but Howard told him that wasn't going to happen. He told Haydn they'll schedule her in for 2008 so she looks a little older.

Haydn said that they could do a sleep over party for all of the girls from the show. she said that they could have Miss Howard Stern and other girls from the show at the party. Howard liked the idea and said that maybe they could set that up and do the shoot. Haydn said that they could paint their nails and do stuff like that. She said she didn't know what would go on there. Howard had to go to break after that. He told Haydn to avoid Dennis Rodman because he'd probably try to bang her.
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How does she feel about 39 yr old geeks? :lol
 
why does everyone have to have huge boobs to be attractive?

She's a very attractive girl, and she takes some great photos.
 
AlphaSnake said:
The ****? Not promiscuous but has had 4 guys already? She's an 18 year old high school grad and has ****ed 4 dudes. That's the calling of a ho in training, my friends.
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Well she started at 14, so in 4 years, 1 guy for each year is not bad, i mean...it's like...the fact that she had 4 guys at 18 is nothing. The problem is, she started at 14.

Vyse The Legend said:
Just because you are a prude doesn't mean others have to be also.
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Oh cut that shit. 14 year old man. You have a sister?

And videos might ruin a relatioship now, but at the speed she is going she will be ridding on them in no time.
 
AlphaSnake said:
The ****? Not promiscuous but has had 4 guys already? She's an 18 year old high school grad and has ****ed 4 dudes. That's the calling of a ho in training, my friends.
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You should come over to my town. Most of the girls here haven't even reached 21 and they're already in the double digits. I don't know if they all started at 14 though...that shit is right out IMO no way in hell.

Oh and to the OP: your sister is definitely attractive but she is not Playboy Playmate material.
 
PleoMax said:
Oh cut that shit. 14 year old man. You have a sister?
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14 is too young, I agree 100000%. Never said I approve of that. In fact, I missed that detail. Still, even if she started at 16 and was at 4, I'd still think that's fine.
 
Vyse The Legend said:
14 is too young, I agree 100000%. Never said I approve of that. In fact, I missed that detail. Still, even if she started at 16 and was at 4, I'd still think that's fine.
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16, 4 guys is too ****ing much. It's like, she lost her virginity and then went wild on the dick train.

4 guys at 18, that's completely normal. It's also completely normal to have done 0 guys at 18, at that age is like...all bets are off, nothing is strange.
 
PleoMax said:
16, 4 guys is too ****ing much. It's like, she lost her virginity and then went wild on the dick train.

4 guys at 18, that's completely normal. It's also completely normal to have done 0 guys at 18, at that age is like...all bets are off, nothing is strange.
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This is what I meant; not that she was 16 and at 4 guys. I meant lost it at 16 and was currently at 4. So I am glad you agree. :)
 
PleoMax said:
16, 4 guys is too ****ing much. It's like, she lost her virginity and then went wild on the dick train.

4 guys at 18, that's completely normal. It's also completely normal to have done 0 guys at 18, at that age is like...all bets are off, nothing is strange.
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Protip: Most girls have more access to sex than most boys. Just because you weren't/aren't getting any, doesn't mean everyone else is following suit.

Dick train? Quite an imagination you have there.
 
Vyse The Legend said:
This is what I meant; not that she was 16 and at 4 guys. I meant lost it at 16 and was currently at 4. So I am glad you agree. :)
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What's worse is her "supposed" brother is pimping her, so he can gain indirect access to the world of playboy.
 
Those "Mensa" questions were very, very easy. If you're going to brag about your intelligence, the least you can do is know what 12^2, 15^2, and 40^2 are, or be able to figure out that 2 typists typing 2 pages in 2 minutes equals a rate of 1 page per typist per minute, so if you want 18 pages in a third of the time, you'd need 3 times as many typists.
 
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