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[NinjaBoiX]

Did it make noises like this? http://youtu.be/6R5QueuvKQ4?t=15s

 

[SocksAndShoes]

I got bit by a snapping turtle when I was a kid and almost lost the tip of my ring finger, now they're learning to bite dicks?

I'm out of the turtle game. Fuck turtles.

 

[DAVIDHUXLEY]

It's time for "Talkin 'bout Turtle".

Also , you must be a shell of your former self.
I got nothing...

 

[terrisus]

Fuck turtles.

Sick.

 

[bud]

naked snake, what is your tumblr.

i desperately need to see you penis.

 

[BrettWeir]

This is one of the best things I've ever read on this forum.

 

[dekline]

something like this?

OPs dong looks like a fucking leprechaun hat

 

[Dany]

naked snake, what is your tumblr.

i desperately need to see you penis.

bud
straight

Spoiler

GAY GAY GAY GAY

(Today, 11:25 AM)

 

[lazygecko]

Did it make noises like this? http://youtu.be/6R5QueuvKQ4?t=15s

Check the giant tortoise ones for the baritone edition.

 

[lethial]

OPs dong looks like a fucking leprechaun hat

Follow his lucky charms.

 

[White Man]

Okay, Naked Snake has provided proof to me.

 

[JBourne]

Okay, Naked Snake has provided proof to me.

The privilege of being a GAF mod.

 

[Amalthea]

Michaelangelo is a crazy dude - bites off people's penis hood

Penile Mauling Ninja Turtles - Penile Mauling Ninja Trurtles

Chewing of your half schlong

 

[studyguy]

Okay, Naked Snake has provided proof to me.

 

[Imperial Bishop]

I would've killed the little bastard.

Turtle soup would be the best revenge.

 

[waypoetic]

Best thread title this year. I'm subscribing for sure

 

[Naked Snake]

I would've killed the little bastard.

Turtle soup would be the best revenge.

I gave him a smack on the head and flipped him over on his* shell...

*Or her, I'm not sure of the gender.

 

[Dany]

The privilege of being a GAF mod.

You can ask him to send you a picture.

The bite doesn't look bad.

 

[Morgoth]

are you circumcised?

He is now.

 

[Bulbo Urethral Baggins]

I gave him a smack on the head and flipped him over on his* shell...

*Or her, I'm not sure of the gender.

With you around, everything else is the other gender.

 

[terrisus]

Okay, Naked Snake has provided proof to me.

The privilege of being a GAF mod.

That's "privilege?"

 

[Naked Snake]

The bite doesn't look bad.

Yeah thankfully it's a tiny spot, but on a very sensitive area. Worst thing about it is now I have to baby my dick for a few days to let it heal quickly.

 

[Soulflarz]

Okay, Naked Snake has provided proof to me.

:lol

I cant even explain why I'm still reading this thread but its great.

 

[terrisus]

I have to baby my dick

 

[PlayALLtheGames]

Not turtle enough

 

[DoktorEvil]

Chris Hanson? Why?

Are you saying he has a baby dick? How insulting!

 

[terrisus]

Chris Hanson? Why?

Are you saying he has a baby dick? How insulting!

No, he said he's going to baby his dick.

I mean, if someone said they have to powder their nose, what would you expect them to do?
Now apply to the previous phrase.

 

[Jimmyfenix]

something like this?

God damn it strafer.


Good to see White Man's law is back.

 

[Seth C]

Oh, you. Always the best threads.

Also, happy birthday Tuesday!

 

[Bulbo Urethral Baggins]

Yeah thankfully it's a tiny spot, but on a very sensitive area. Worst thing about it is now I have to baby my dick for a few days to let it heal quickly.

"Baby that dick" is something I've never told my SO to do.

 

[Coins]

They must be used to mealworms.

 

[yogloo]

Maybe it was trying to eat your crabs.

 

[Naked Snake]

Oh, you. Always the best threads.

Also, happy birthday Tuesday!

Thanks, same to you! I see you've started celebrating already, not like you ever needed an excuse to chug beer

 

[Seth C]

Thanks, same to you! I see you've started celebrating already, not like you ever needed an excuse to chug beer

Thanks! Tuesday beers are no fun, so I had a Friday celebration. Honestly I needed to empty a keg to make room for a porter and I knew I only had maybe 3 beers left in it. Excuses, but oh well.

 

[Imperial Bishop]

I gave him a smack on the head and flipped him over on his* shell...

*Or her, I'm not sure of the gender.

At least you didn't lose your "snake".

Cuz then you would just be Naked.

 

[everthustodeadbeats]

See a doctor, dude. That might cause infection.

 

[Schadenfreude]

Okay, i'll bite. Send me a picture of the little guy. And a picture of your turtle too.

 

[JBourne]

You can ask him to send you a picture.

The bite doesn't look bad.

I don't know, man. There are some things that are better left to the imagination. Like turtle-bitten dicks.

 

[railGUN]

Too bad your "ticks" weren't still around to defend the tower.

 

[daveo42]

Too bad your "ticks" weren't still around to defend the tower.

Nah, the turtle and the crabs were conspiring against him, coming in for a pincer maneuver.

 

[terrisus]

Okay, i'll bite. Send me a picture of the little guy. And a picture of your turtle too.

That's some schadenfreude right there.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

That's some schadenfreude right there.

Haha, very good!

 

[Bodacious]

 

[SmokyDave]

I can't believe you tried to get a turtle to nosh you off.

 

[Anion]

Did this really get verified? Lololol

 

[Vilam]

Yes. My parents robbed me of my protective sheath.

Oh. You're one of those people. As if my opinion wasn't already low enough when you're doing weird shit like sunbathing nude on your balcony.

 

[Seth C]

Oh. You're one of those people. As if my opinion wasn't already low enough when you're doing weird shit like sunbathing nude on your balcony.

Considering the location and design of his balcony, no one is going to be seeing his nudity.

 

[MasterChef420]

Now he has a taste for human blood. He must be stopped before he eats your whole body in your sleep.

 

[Danneee]

Is that REALLY what happened? We're all friends here, you can tell us OP.

 

[Persona7]

Spotted a mackerel