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My wife is cheating on me

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when i think of "beating up" of cheating i think of jerry springer. people fighting over the person.

so, one punch to the person if you ever see them, kicking the woman out, and getting custody > beating someone up.
 
anyone ever watch the robbin williams movie where his wife cheats on him with a student. he plows into the rear of the car she's giving head in. she bites his penis off.
 
OP:

1. Find a skunk

2. Have it spray her in the cooch (she has to be asleep)

3. ????

4. PROFIT!



No douche will ever get that smell out.
 
DeathNote said:
anyone ever watch the robbin williams movie? his wife cheats on him with a student. he plows into the rear of the car she's giving head in. she bites his penis off.
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Holy shit, what movie?
 
Best thing to do if your bitch is cheating (probably not applicable in this situation):

Tell her you want to break up and claim you have been cheating on her (can be true or a lie). If she retorts with "Well ive been cheating on you!" patronize her. "Sure you did honey." or "If you want me to believe that so I dont think you are as hurt as you actually are right now, that's fine. I believe you." Fun way to fuck with a chick who has screwed you over
 
Suburban Cowboy said:
Best thing to do if your bitch is cheating (probably not applicable in this situation):

Tell her you want to break up and claim you have been cheating on her (can be true or a lie). If she retorts with "Well ive been cheating on you!" patronize her. "Sure you did honey." or "If you want me to believe that so I dont think you are as hurt as you actually are right now, that's fine. I believe you." Fun way to fuck with a chick who has screwed you over
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Well, you do manage a steady record of doing....whatever it is you do.
 
Suburban Cowboy said:
Best thing to do if your bitch is cheating (probably not applicable in this situation):

Tell her you want to break up and claim you have been cheating on her (can be true or a lie). If she retorts with "Well ive been cheating on you!" patronize her. "Sure you did honey." or "If you want me to believe that so I dont think you are as hurt as you actually are right now, that's fine. I believe you." Fun way to fuck with a chick who has screwed you over
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:lol man this stuff is making my day.
 
Count Dookkake said:
Ok. Then why did you respond to my post with something that had nothing to do with it?

It's pretty simple. You made a mistake. It happens.

:lol
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it had nothing to do with it? commenting on someones post != attacking that post or poster. my post was right on topic good sir.
 
quadriplegicjon said:
it had nothing to do with it? commenting on someones post != attacking that post or poster. my post was right on topic good sir.
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Attack? I think you are confused.

This all boils down to the fact that your comment was redundant in the context of the conversation in progress and had nothing to do with what words you quoted from me. It appears that you thought you were amending something that I had left out, but that point had been covered.

Not that any of this matters at this point. It was in retrospect a little mistake. I am sorry if my zeal for pointing it out bothered you. It seemed pretty funny to me, like you were "OMG cheaters bad!!" and somehow clicked on the wrong QUOTE button or you were telling me something I didn't know. I mean, everyone knows it's bad. Hello, ten commandments?
 
She "had the balls" to admit she's cheating on you. So, instead of ending this relationship in the very moment you found out, you are trying to spy her, great, uh ? Is she your property ?
You already know she's cheating on you, keep the minimum dignity that any man and mostly, any father should have and put an end to this relationship right now. Try to keep your child away of your marriage problems instead of using him as a excuse to keep this relationship.
Sorry for the hard words, but I assure you that it's the best you can do.
 
OP needs to get an avatar so it will be easier to find his posts. Also should post his wife along with her name and social security number.


I really do feel for you man, this totally sucks. If she was a good person she would have tried to work out what was bothering her about your marriage instead of going off to fuck some douche bag. 8 years and a child and that aint enough for her to show even the slightest amount of respect =(
 
Zeed said:
Epic follow up is required. Thread hype has reached peak levels.
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how epic do you guys want it to be?

A) they got counseling and made up

B) he snapped and is now spending the night sharing a cell with bubba from Buffalo

C) she's now HIV Positive and wants $180,000 for the cure or she breaks his Xbox
 
Anyone getting those awesome ads at the bottom?

"Bang Married White Women"

"Meet Local Cheating Wives"

"Creampies Delivered Fresh!"

Lying about the last one, but that would be pretty awesome.
 
Hmmm.....

Gattsu25 said:
I'm not going to help you crack your wife's password, however. Sadly, I don't trust you.

I see this thread two ways, one as a man begrieved by his wife's infidelity, as well as a punk script kiddie who just wants a cracking program and thought up a bullshit story
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......and then, 2 pages later:

mj1108 said:
You can get all local passwords with a program called Ophcrack.

Burn it to a CD and boot from it. It will go through and crack all local accounts and show you the passwords for them.

http://ophcrack.sourceforge.net/
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and then:


order#66 said:
Thank you everyone i will download ophcrack and let everyone know what i find
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Hmmmmm.... :lol
 
Count Dookkake said:
Attack? I think you are confused.

This all boils down to the fact that your comment was redundant in the context of the conversation in progress and had nothing to do with what words you quoted from me. It appears that you thought you were amending something that I had left out, but that point had been covered.

Not that any of this matters at this point. It was in retrospect a little mistake. I am sorry if my zeal for pointing it out bothered you. It seemed pretty funny to me, like you were "OMG cheaters bad!!" and somehow clicked on the wrong QUOTE button or you were telling me something I didn't know. I mean, everyone knows it's bad. Hello, ten commandments?
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uh. no. i think you are confused as to how normal conversations go. i wasnt amending anything you said. i was expanding on what you said to point something out. its a very simple concept really. you seemed to have taken it as an attack, and gave yourself props to your 'ownage.' the whole mental image of you sitting at your keyboard, patting yourself on your back, while overreacting to a simple comment was pretty fucken hilarious.

oh, there was nothing redundant about my comment.. it fell totally in line with the conversation that was going on.. which was basically discussing if the guy she cheated with should have any blame on the matter.

i quoted you because what you said sparked the thought that i ended up posting. once again, this is a very simple concept that most people seem to understand. so.. thanks for apologizing to your retarded-ness. i wholeheartedly accept.
 
If folks would just learn to accept the fact that we're not meant to be monogamous it would spare everyone a lot of heartache and $$$.
 
Blackace said:
If you know. Looking at her PC is going to cause a lot of pain. You don't really need that level of detail. But if you are really ready for the pain it will cause, more power to you and good luck!
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Yep... been down that road. It was great getting into her email... but reading them kinda sucked.

ghostmind said:
Been there. Done that. 10 years. Cheaters will cheat again. Leave now and never look back.
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This. Anyone that is with someone that's cheated on them... forget second chances. You deserve better. Cut your losses and move on. Took me forever to realize, but it was one of the best things I've done.
 
Incognito said:
If folks would just learn to accept the fact that we're not meant to be monogamous it would spare everyone a lot of heartache and $$$.
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nope I would rather go back to the harem days... let us legalize this
 
quadriplegicjon said:
i was expanding on what you said to point something out.[/b] its a very simple concept really.
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1) That point had already been covered, if you had followed the conversation.

2) If you hadn't been following the conversation, then it seemed like a non-sequitor in relation to my post which you quoted.

3) The point is also incredibly obvious and I don't think a single person on this thread has taken a stance against it.

Those three reasons seemed to make it look like a mistake from any angle you pick. Like I said before, it really isn't that big of a deal. I've explained why it seemed odd and/or funny.
 
Incognito said:
If folks would just learn to accept the fact that we're not meant to be monogamous it would spare everyone a lot of heartache and $$$.
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The reality of the human condition is an aside to the fact that people are breaking the fidelity component of marriage contracts.

If people wanted to leave that window open, they'd alter the contract before or after the commitment.
 
Don't go into the computer (it's probably too late, so don't admit to it). There will probably be some attempt at counseling, and this just gives her ammunition against you. The therapist (analrapist) will want to discuss your "trust issues." Even if you go straight to separation & divorce, giving the wife an out like that is foolish. "He was so jealous and controlling! Can you believe he hacked into my computer? No wonder I had to find true love in the arms of another man." The fact that she kept both the receipt and movie ticket shows she isn't even trying to keep it hidden. She wants to get caught, and wants you to do something to give her an out without repercussion (the snooping, hitting her, etc.). I can't believe she said she was going to visit her brother. That would surely come up at some point in the future, unless she enlisted him as her beard, and if she's at that stage in an affair, the marriage is doomed.

Sorry for your situation. I hope you get custody.
 
adamsappel said:
Don't go into the computer (it's probably too late, so don't admit to it). There will probably be some attempt at counseling, and this just gives her ammunition against you. The therapist (analrapist) will want to discuss your "trust issues."
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Um, hell yeah there's "trust issues," she's fucking another man's penis.
 
Snaku said:
Um, hell yeah there's "trust issues," she's fucking another man's penis.
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Pretty sure he was talking about the wife portraying herself as a victim. The way out of that would be to mention her erratic behavior...and I couldn't tell earlier, but didn't she practically admit to cheating? Yeah...that would also help in the OP's defense I'd think. But what the hell do I know about this? Nothing...
 
thesoapster said:
Pretty sure he was talking about the wife portraying herself as a victim.
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Which is absurd. He wasn't getting some on the side, she was. There aren't many things that justify that, and him spying on her PC after the fact isn't one of them.
 
Snaku said:
Which is absurd. He wasn't getting some on the side, she was. There aren't many things that justify that, and him spying on her PC after the fact isn't one of them.
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Yeah, of course it's absurd. But...it's a divorce. Obviously no two are exactly alike, but from my coworkers talk of their divorces, they can become beyond absurd.
 
Iamthegamer said:
Gotta teach a lesson on how to be a retard
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Fixed.

And a retard who's not only going to prison for assault but is also getting completely fucked over in the divorce proceedings and is unlikely to get much in the way of access to his child.
 
iapetus said:
Fixed.

And a retard who's not only going to prison for assault but is also getting completely fucked over in the divorce proceedings and is unlikely to get much in the way of access to his child.
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Like i said, I'd never do it, but I can understand it.
 
ForzaItalia said:
How tight is your wife? Has the tightness decreased over the past few months?
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Well that's one way of finding out if she's been messing around :lol

But what if she was masturbating with a really huge dildo? D:
 
ForzaItalia said:
How tight is your wife? Has the tightness decreased over the past few months?
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Marriage infidelity sucks. I know as it affected our relationship. It was really hard to stay with her - even though it wasn't sexual, it was still emotional and I still believe would have gone to sexual.

Anyway, we stayed together. It's hard, because I adore her.

Now, to all the people saying leave the bitch and beat her, toss her aside, etc. Until you have been through it, you can't even pretend to understand. Advice is welcome. Needed. But "leave the cheating whore" is too simple and wrong. In a case with children (like my relationship) it is impossible to to judge. Eight years? No. "Leave" is not the answer yet.

Finding answers, evidence, understanding - those are answers. If you don't get those answers you need, then you leave. If you can't find closure with her after truly trying, you find closure without her.

And yeah, everything is fair game, but honesty is best first. Then be sneaky. They always... ALWAYS slip up.
 
Snaku said:
Which is absurd. He wasn't getting some on the side, she was. There aren't many things that justify that, and him spying on her PC after the fact isn't one of them.
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If the OP wrote to any advice columnist (except for Dan Savage), they'd spend a couple of paragraphs admonishing him for snooping. And any woman who cheats will seize on that as some twisted justification, or at least spend half the argument bitching and crying about it. The confrontation has to only be about her transgressions. He already has enough evidence to demand answers.
 
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