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I've got to say that's the most English fence and patio right there. :) I saw the patio, yep that England alright. Didn't realised you were in the UK, I thought you lived in the US, it confused me for a second.

Funny thing is, I have the exact opposite problem, the milk occasionally disappears. Maybe this is where it goes...

I'm not surprised about the sign, no one reads the signs, unless they include word Queue.

Was US, then OZ, now UK. You're welcome to have these.


MY *fucking* MILK WAS STOLEN FROM MY DOORSTEP YESTERDAY

glass bottles too. Three of them.

Cunts.

I will generously offer up my mystery milk and then post about it in the Good Deed Humble Brag thread.


You have a secret admirer.

Milk is the new crown of sonnets.

I can't tell if this is a step up or step down from the creepy perfume guy or the fake pancake sex story.


Time to install some cameras. I need to know who's behind this.

Can't say I'm not tempted.


Happy Valentines I guess

\[-_-]/ <3


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You might be giving random strangers too much credit.

http://youtu.be/GtkNLtwnGfI



Sadly, other than that one time at a driving range, he never brought it up in front of me again. He's the kind of person who ponders over the most random things, so I was hoping he'd randomly bring it up from time to time.

Then again, this happened about ten years ago, and I've been out of the country for the last six.

That's a shame. You'd think something like that would get a lot more mileage.


So if you got two milk jugs the last time, and now a set of four, does this mean your next mysterious milk encounter will feature eight? Just how much will the milk multiply before the madness ends?

Well, it was 2, then 2 again, now 4, so...maybe?


This is your super power origin story.

Lamest origin story ever. :(


Milk sucks.

Sorry to hear people are leaving trash at your door OP, pretty lame. :(

It seems fresh, and boutique. What a waste. :(


omg
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or it's a bizarro monty python sketch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiVGSaYXpqo

Yessssssss...


I'm sorry

Knew you had something to do with it, milkham.


leave a note that you're allergic to milk. like deathly allergic.

Like Prelude said, that seems like it might just encourage them further.


it's possible that you may have offended someone working in the milk industry, and this is to be interpreted as a thinly-veiled threat

Possibly!


Must be Senran Kagura fans.

Hey, I just got it through LotCheck. I'm not the one they should be thanking.
 
Damn protag you get the weirdest admirers.

Better or worse than the other stuff?


Thor 2: The Dark Milk.

I like it.


Did you contact the supplier:

http://www.mcqueensdairies.co.uk/

They do home deliveries. I'd guess someone signed you up by mistake.

BTW enjoy the milk...

I had contacted the local glass bottle guy, but no one had picked up at McQueen's when I called last time, so I used their email/contact service on the site. Hadn't heard anything from that either. Will prob try again. *Sigh* I hate using the phone, but I hate wasting food even more.



I'm armed and ready.


Oh wow you do that thing where you try to respond to everyone, that's very cool. Don't see a lot of that these days.

I do usually try to respond. Seems the polite thing to do when it's your thread.


Well at least this time there isn't a cow or something in front of your door. Could have escalated worse.

Even fresher milk.


Any food that starts with 'mystery' should not be consumed.

Probably not. If I can unravel it before EOD (and it's not from a weird place), I'll cook something with it, though.
 
You are already milked?

Only if I drink it. Probably.

Op replying to everyone is the sweetest thing. ^^

I say she deserves some free milk for the effort.

Attempting, anyway. Skipped about a bit the first time around.


Interrogate the milk.

The dates told me that it was fresh. Really fresh.


I can't believe this happened again lol.

I just like that there's 4 now. How exciting.


Until Brexit is finished the milk is probably more socially acceptable.

SOON.


That's not milk

I'd say it's even odds.


who was pancake man

'Pancake man' should actually be Eggo Waffles man. I mixed up the breakfast foods. Thanks to being the public face for XSEED when I was back with the company, I got some creepers/weirdness my way, one of which was an elaborate sex fantasy that some guy posted on GameFAQs. I was actually alerted by another Gaffer, and some other GameFAQs guys also showed up when I was doing a live Q&A on Playstation blog to ask me if it was true. Part of the fantasy included me serving this rando Eggo Waffles the next morning. :P


Drink it...it is spider milk. You will gain spider ability's

Ewww.

Are you sure that's milk?

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Not even remotely. :D
 
It's totally one of us.

Unless this is a low-key marketing campaign for the Milky Bar Kid's comeback as someone who just wants us to have strong bones and drink lots of milk :/
 
It's totally one of us.

Unless this is a low-key marketing campaign for the Milky Bar Kid's comeback as someone who just wants us to have strong bones and drink lots of milk :/

Helluva persistent campaign. If they lavish 8 jugs of milk on every yahoo, then they'll be out of business soon!



I refuse to wear that hat. So gauche.


The Neo-Nazi's are trying to recruit you.

But what does the skim milk say about them?
 
The plot thickens ;-)
I just got an interesting mail from my former university exactly while reading this thread that made me suspicious (
and almost spitting coffee over my keyboard
):

Dear all,

I'm wondering what happend to the milk and the coffee in our kitchen.
I brought a full package of milk this morning and now it just disappeared (not the first time). Either its a miracle or the milk got kidnapped :(

This crime is currently unsolved and an investigation is ongoing. Anyone with information about this or similar incidents please help us to keep a nice environment.

Best wishes,


Of course it could be completely unrelated, but obviously ..... Milk Aliens???
 
True. Maybe someone's just a huge XSeed/Dead Endings fan and has a really..curious...way of showing their appreciation :)

I've never been paid for my work in milk, but hey, first time for everything! Maybe I should do some "Got Milk" art for Dead Endings. ;)


The plot thickens ;-)
I just got an interesting mail from my former university exactly while reading this thread that made me suspicious (
and almost spitting coffee over my keyboard
):




Of course it could be completely unrelated, but obviously ..... Milk Aliens???

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Pro my dear, this might become a thing and you have a milk shrine on your hands.

I'm 99.98% sure it's just some clerical error that the dairy or delivery people could clear up if they weren't so hard to get through to or responded to my mail, but the idea of a milk shrine is far more fun. Let's go with that.


Pour it over your body while gazing about in front of your place fiercely. They're watching.
 
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