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[Mizerman]

If we irradiated it, what kind of spider powers would it give?

More importantly, will it be named Parker and have constant streaks of bad luck?

 

[hitme]

 

[triplestation]

THATS FUCKING COOL

 

[xbhaskarx]

Prometheus scientists redeemed.

Best first reply nominee

 

[UberTag]

This is why god made you an island, Australia, to keep your scary spiders away from the rest of the world.

The important thing is that we not allow any of Australia's terrible creatures to escape the continent.

 

[Parallax]

If we irradiated it, what kind of spider powers would it give?

all the powers of a spider(sans spinnerettes) and eye lasers from the force dimension

 

[Cow Mengde]

It's beautiful. Too bad it died on the way back.

 

[Conkersbadfurday]

Killer lookin' spider! Fuck spiders are cool. All of them.

Prometheus scientists redeemed.

Wonderful.

 

[Yaari]

Cutie.

Spoiler

Not, I hate spiders

 

[Stencil]

I thought I read about this and it was just a normal (forget the species) spider with mutated coloration genes?

 

[Killer Queen]

Prometheus scientists redeemed.

First post of the day award goes to

 

[Rush_Khan]

Me: "Hmm, maybe just one more thread before I go to slee..."

 

[Premium Quality]

 

[Skilotonn]

Where else but Australia, hahaha.

Looks cool as hell though.

 

[SkullHydra]

Prometheus scientists redeemed.

That golden first post, man.

 

[SenorArdilla]

The important thing is that we not allow any of Australia's terrible creatures to escape the continent.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m26aesW4CY1qh59n0o1_500.gif

 

[spookyfish]

Prometheus scientists redeemed.

Best. Post. Ever.

 

[akira28]

Australia.

there's a reason god tried to hide Australia from the rest of the world.

 

[GhaleonEB]

Best first post ever?

Their "scientist " was of the "ooh look at this cool snake dealie!! Let's touch everything!" variety.

Followed shortly by the "oh god why is this alien space penis killing me".

This guy knew it was a funnel web spider and still poked the tunnel.

 

[highrider]

Prometheus scientists redeemed.

Perfect.


As a side note, I would straight Ned Flanders scream if I saw that.

 

[Zyrox]

I don't get the Prometheus joke (haven't watched the film). I feel left out. Can someone explain?

 

[jambo]

I don't get the Prometheus joke (haven't watched the film). I feel left out. Can someone explain?

In the film there is a biologist who pokes at an alien life form, and well... you can probably guess what happens next.


Most people said it was a dumb scene, as why would a scientist do that.

 

[Killer Queen]

I don't get the Prometheus joke (haven't watched the film). I feel left out. Can someone explain?

Spoiler

Scientists in Prometheus went fucking around in an abandoned space ship, came across an alien penis Snake and decided to play with it, it killed one and turned the other into a deformed zombie. You'd assume since they're scientists they'd know better.

 

[Seductivpancakes]

Prometheus scientists redeemed.

Amazing.

Prometheus is now scientifically accurate.

 

[NobleGundam]

Spider - "Oh Hi There! Can I have a minute of your time to talk about our Lord and Savior Madame Web?"

 

[SilentRacoon]

Prometheus scientists redeemed.

 

[Toxi]

In the film there is a biologist who pokes at an alien life form, and well... you can probably guess what happens next.

Most people said it was a dumb scene, as why would a scientist do that.

The difference between this scientist and the Prometheus scientist is that this scientist actually knew the spider couldn't do shit to him because it's just a spider, not an alien penis snake that for all we know shits nightmares.

The scene in Prometheus is still mindbogglingly dumb.

 

[Manu]

 

[Ben Morales]

This little guy balances out the scary blood fang monster:

swiggity swooty

 

[Kalentan]

The world would understand... One could say those a hundred years now would be alive because of it.

 

[Alrus]

This little guy balances out the scary blood fang monster:

swiggity swooty

Daww Jumping Spiders are cute. (in pictures and video, far away from me).

 

[Zyrox]

In the film there is a biologist who pokes at an alien life form, and well... you can probably guess what happens next.


Most people said it was a dumb scene, as why would a scientist do that.

Spoiler

Scientists in Prometheus went fucking around in an abandoned space ship, came across an alien penis Snake and decided to play with it, it killed one and turned the other into a deformed zombie. You'd assume since they're scientists they'd know better.

Ah okay, thanks for the explanation. Man that sounds really dumb.


As for the spider here, of course it was found in Australia. Judging by the picture, I'd classify it as a Nopus Nopidopus

 

[Puweyxil]

Looks like a fucking Diablo boss.

 

[Busaiku]

If we irradiated it, what kind of spider powers would it give?

 

[DrSlek]

If we irradiated it, what kind of spider powers would it give?

The power of cancer.

 

[FZZ]

When in doubt, poke with a stick

 

[T-Dot]

Prometheus scientists redeemed.

 

[Drilbit777]

Its always got to be damn Australia lol

 

[BTM]

Prometheus scientists redeemed.

This is almost on "Show us the meaning of paste" first post level.

 

[Parallax]

you guys dont get it. thats just gonna make things worse. australia will be like a sector of the monster hunter world come to life.

 

[exmachina64]

The floor is Australia.

.

you guys dont get it. thats just gonna make things worse. australia will be like a sector of the monster hunter world come to life.

Keep nuking the area until nothing is left alive. Personally, I'm more of a neutron bomb kinda man.

 

[mr stroke]

HAHAHA

 

[Hellwarden]

you guys dont get it. thats just gonna make things worse. australia will be like a sector of the monster hunter world come to life.

....Isn't it already like that?

 

[oxidax]

And now I wont be able to sleep.

 

[pyros]

I love Australia

 

[Parallax]

....Isn't it already like that?

spiders arent nerscylla size yet. but they are killing birds and shit

 

[KibblesBits]

I love Australia

And I'd love it more if it wasn't filled with insanely aggressive and horrid wildlife.

 

[Slayer-33]

This is Spiderman's father brehs

 

[TheOMan]

Prometheus scientists redeemed.

LOL, amazing!

 

[hamchan]

This is how Mad Max begins actually.