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[Tornado Condor]

Dear god. Everytime this pic gets quoted my tongue gets an erection.

Your tongue gets an erection? My penis gets an erection every time someone quotes it!

 

[Keylime]

You can see her ass in Hotel Chevalier. So you can basically put the pieces together yourself, and the picture is glorious.

And she kinda gets raped by a priest in some movie...

...I don't know...kinda sweet?

 

[MetalAlien]

Portman is so yummy.

 

[Thunder Monkey]

And she kinda gets raped by a priest in some movie...

...I don't know...kinda sweet?

:lol

Only if tears arouse you...

*raises hand*

Giada is yummy too.

 

[Solo]

I don't know if you guys have actually seen the film, but her stripping/lap dancing was an absolute joke. Probably the worst depiction of a stripper I've ever seen in film. Could have been so much hotter in motion if that weren't the case.

I thought she was incredibly sexy in that scene, and she did a fantastic job toying with Owen's character. Pretty much been my experience with strippers. Great to look at, and even better at separating you from your money.

Great movie too, BTW. Clive Owen's performance is fantastic.

 

[Dreams-Visions]

His no doubt referring to when her head was shaved.

I thought she still looked pretty hot with all her hair off.

damn right she did.

 

[Always-honest]

Your tongue gets an erection? My penis gets an erection every time someone quotes it!

nah, mine just raises his ugly head a bit.

 

[Always-honest]

Portman is so yummy.


http://www.giadadelaurentiis.info/g...shots/originals/Giada_DeLaurentiis_lscan1.jpg

jikes.. who is that... MEH

 

[crazy monkey]

jikes.. who is that... MEH

she is cooking cleavage queen.

 

[Thunder Monkey]

Giada my always honest friend.

She's a hot chef on food network that has foodgasms everyday.

It's very easy to masturbate to that cooking show...

*cough*

 

[MCX]

Portman is so yummy.

Um...

 

[Weenerz]

That girl chef has ugly feet and I bet Portman has smelly farts. Her dumper just screams liquid shitter.

 

[MetalAlien]

jikes.. who is that... MEH

Natalie's hot make believe mom.

 

[soundscream]

You know she shot full frontal nude scenes for that movie?

Yeah. If they ever leaked I could finally have the wank to end all wanks.

I saw a test screening for Cold Mountain a good six months before it came out and she had a topless scene. It was cut from the final version but you cant erase my memory.

 

[Swag]

Portman is so yummy.

Olivia Wilde, is that you?

 

[BertramCooper]

Natalie Portman has become far less attractive in the past couple of years. She's practically skin and bones now.

Hop off the vegan bandwagon and eat a steak, Natalie.

 

[big ander]

That girl chef has ugly feet and I bet Portman has smelly farts. Her dumper just screams liquid shitter.

 

[Barrett2]

Kat Dennings body is bangin

 

[Dreams-Visions]

That girl chef has ugly feet and I bet Portman has smelly farts. Her dumper just screams liquid shitter.

 

[Dynamite Ringo Matsuri]

This thread now appears to be about NP's bangin' ass. I approve.

 

[Count Dookkake]

Who cares.

I swear you could see her turd-cutter in the theater.

 

[Thunder Monkey]

I swear you could see her turd-cutter in the theater.

You could.

And that's why I can't go back to the east side Warren theater anymore.

 

[ScientificNinja]

Natalie Portman? Pfft. Not interested in girls who look like ten year-old b

Who cares.

God motherfucking damn.

 

[Count Dookkake]

You could.

And that's why I can't go back to the east side Warren theater anymore.

Good, you saw it, too.

People try to tell me that I am crazy or imagining things.

I KNOW WHAT I SAW!

 

[Foliorum Viridum]

As hot as she is in Closer, I still think I'm attracted to her more when she's playing cute characters.

I would happily marry her character in Garden State. :lol

Edit: That's not to say that many aspects of her character in Closer aren't adorable.

 

[Thunder Monkey]

Good, you saw it, too.

People try to tell me that I am crazy or imagining things.

I KNOW WHAT I SAW!

And it was puckered like mad.

 

[Keylime]

Never saw Closer cause I read she didn't deliver.

...I will watch whatever movie she does deliver in 5 times in theatres, though, to make up for it.

 

[HiResDes]

Never saw Closer cause I read she didn't deliver.

...I will watch whatever movie she does deliver in 5 times in theatres, though, to make up for it.

Hotel Chevalier...I believe.

 

[Thunder Monkey]

Never saw Closer cause I read she didn't deliver.

...I will watch whatever movie she does deliver in 5 times in theatres, though, to make up for it.

Just restrain yourself from masturbating.

They really frown on that for some reason.

 

[Unison]

I saw a test screening for Cold Mountain a good six months before it came out and she had a topless scene. It was cut from the final version but you cant erase my memory.

I saw this too! :lol

I think she was breastfeeding, but we take what we can get!

 

[Raguel]

I am a man who loves TnA. I like my women to have something to hold. Natalie is the exact opposite of my preferred figure on a woman. But she is, paradoxically, one of the most beautiful woman in the world. She just has the allure like Audrey Hepburn. Gorgeous woman and my dream girl. Which is, again, paradoxical.

 

[HiResDes]

Just restrain yourself from masturbating.

They really frown on that for some reason.

Yeah I saw all I needed to see in Closer, so fucking incredibly hot, smart, funny, and an overall good person from what I've seen. She's nearly immaculate.

 

[Pterion]

Just restrain yourself from masturbating.

They really frown on that for some reason.

You're by far one of my fav GAFers. :lol

 

[Akim]

Every portman thread needs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOVq_UL48o0

 

[Mollymauk]

Good, you saw it, too.

People try to tell me that I am crazy or imagining things.

I KNOW WHAT I SAW!

I think we need a blu-ray capture to settle this once and for all.

 

[Thunder Monkey]

I think we need a blu-ray capture to settle this once and for all.

God yes...

 

[lightless_shado]

bunch of creepy-ass responses ITT

 

[Thunder Monkey]

bunch of creepy-ass responses ITT

Baby, I haven't even started yet.

 

[Barrett2]

I think we need a blu-ray capture to settle this once and for all.

I too wish to support this noble and important endeavor.

 

[Count Dookkake]

I think we need a blu-ray capture to settle this once and for all.

At last we will get to the bottom of this.

 

[Thunder Monkey]

At last we will get to the bottom of this.

Nice.

 

[picko]

bunch of ass responses ITT

Fixed.

 

[Beardz]

Fixed.

thatsthejoke.jpg

 

[LCfiner]

I don't want to risk it and post inline :lol



higher res shots of the Closer scene. NSFW, depending on your work

http://imgur.com/8eazv.jpg

http://imgur.com/FLfFU.jpg

 

[Insane Metal]

I don't want to risk it and post inline :lol



higher res shots of the Closer scene. NSFW, depending on your work

http://imgur.com/8eazv.jpg

http://imgur.com/FLfFU.jpg

 

[VistraNorrez]

As hot as she is in Closer, I still think I'm attracted to her more when she's playing cute characters.

I would happily marry her character in Garden State. :lol

Edit: That's not to say that many aspects of her character in Closer aren't adorable.

I'll never forgive Braff for making me hate Portman, even if it was only for a couple of hours.

 

[McLovin]

Natalie Portman beach pictures.

Google it.

I thank you sir.

Every portman thread needs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOVq_UL48o0

I didn't laugh at all until that last question :lol

 

[perfectchaos007]

At last we will get to the bottom of this.

that would be fantasstic

 

[Thunder Monkey]

I still see puckered brown eye when I blow those images up in Photoshop.

Delicious...

 

[MetalAlien]

I don't want to risk it and post inline :lol



higher res shots of the Closer scene. NSFW, depending on your work

http://imgur.com/8eazv.jpg

http://imgur.com/FLfFU.jpg