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[Hydranockz]

Gotta love the Natalie Portman rap too. Girl can sing... er... talk angrily! I always respectd her way more for doing that SNL gig. You gotta be able to laugh at yourself and damn it's cute when she does it.

 

[twinturbo2]

:lol

 

[neorej]

Get that chick to a steak-restaurant and order the 1500 lb. sirloin for her.

 

[BladeoftheImmortal]

Some of us guys like small boobs.

 

[Hylian7]

If I'm not mistaken, I remember there being a Gaffer with 2GBs of Natalie Portman pictures, or am I mistaken? Where is he now?

 

[Snowman Prophet of Doom]

This is killing me.:lol

 

[BigJonsson]

Zach Galifinakis :lol

Cookie Monster :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol every time I see it

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

If I'm not mistaken, I remember there being a Gaffer with 2GBs of Natalie Portman pictures, or am I mistaken? Where is he now?

Banned. Yea hard to believe someone like that would get banned.

 

[Salazar]

If I'm not mistaken, I remember there being a Gaffer with 2GBs of Natalie Portman pictures, or am I mistaken? Where is he now?

Banned by EviLore in hilarious circumstances. Technically, he could return - but he is probably too shamed to do so, and it would cost him $50.

 

[S1lent]

What is it with GAF and inaccurate thread titles? Is it like a fetish or something?

 

[neorej]

Some of us guys like small boobs.

There's small boobs and there's cup omelette.

Natalie Portman has the latter.

 

[i_am_ben]

Banned by EviLore in hilarious circumstances. Technically, he could return - but he is probably too shamed to do so, and it would cost him $50.

if the gaf secret confessions thread is to be believed he is already back on gaf under a new pseudonym.

 

[methodman]

What is it with GAF and inaccurate thread titles? Is it like a fetish or something?

It's one of the lowbrow funny things about GAF. People post misleading thread topics to get you into the thread, and inside is always other random shit to keep you in them.

 

[Salazar]

if the gaf secret confessions thread is to be believed

:lol

 

[squicken]

The Cookie Monster gif has had me laughing for 10 minutes. Amazing. He looks so happy

 

[evlcookie]

The Cookie Monster gif has had me laughing for 10 minutes. Amazing. He looks so happy

It is an amazing gif

 

[neorej]

the mystery is sometimes better

also

Who is this and where is it from? I need to know for my... erm... research.

 

[Salsa]

Who cares.

I already freakin loved her before, but when i first saw this movie and this scene, i was sure: it is true love.

 

[Stabby McSter]

Who is this and where is it from? I need to know for my... erm... research.

Kat Dennings, and I'm assuming it's from The House Bunny. I vaguely remember a scene like that somewhere in thurr.

 

[Salazar]

It is an amazing gif

True. This one is inferior but still ok.

 

[norinrad]

Who cares.

If there's a heaven, then i have found it.

 

[Mar]

 

[neorej]

Kat Dennings, and I'm assuming it's from The House Bunny. I vaguely remember a scene like that somewhere in thurr.

Looks like you're right. Google Images search for Kat Dennings The House Bunny came up with this:

Of to the videostore!

Spoiler

after I'm done with work

 

[Stat Flow]

this thread :lol

 

[Salazar]

I can't see nuthin'. You folks just want it to be visible.

 

[Particle Physicist]

I swear you could see her turd-cutter in the theater.

what's a turd-cutter? I'm not too familiar with medical terminology.

 

[Always-honest]

what's a turd-cutter? I'm not too familiar with medical terminology.

Uranus

 

[iamaustrian]

Natalie Portman: "I'm not just flat chested....but also butt-ugly!"

 

[Lunchbox]

portmans stock is dropping quick

she was hot for like a year or 2

 

[bud]

i love dennings' lips; they're so nice and pillowy

dennings' lips >>> jolie's

 

[Solo]

smh @ last 3 posts

 

[Foliorum Viridum]

I'll never forgive Braff for making me hate Portman, even if it was only for a couple of hours.

You have no soul!

 

[karasu]

God do I hate Closer. hate hate hate hate hate!

 

[Szu]

Who cares.

http://c.complex.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/natalie-portman-ass-closer-03.jpg

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

"Yeah, I don't want people to think I'm flat chested!" is NOT equal to "I'm not flat chested!"

 

[red shoe paul]

She's still dope to me.

 

[LFG]

looks good to me.

 

[Always-honest]

that balloon doesn't look half bad either...

 

[MYE]

I'd kill for a feel of those wonderful flat boobs

 

[jambo]

Who cares.

 

[CrocMother]

What's wrong with small tits? Fit in your mouth better

 

[MYE]

What's wrong with small tits? Fit in your mouth better

I also have small hands so

<3

 

[PansenHansen]

whos that?

 

[cuevas. PhD.]

Who cares.

I like everyone quoting this picture and it makes me happy seeing it

 

[brandonh83]

whos that?

:lol

ITT we all discover a bunch of hot girls we did not previously know of!

 

[neorej]

What's wrong with small tits? Fit in your mouth better

small tits:

no tits:
http://kinganyi.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/natalie-portman-06.jpg --> nipples, possibly NSFW

there's a difference.

 

[The Take Out Bandit]

I can't get over Kat Dennings' bizarre lips. There's no cupid bow shape to it. It just look like a slug died on her face. Also, doesn't she have a weird gap in her teeth?

She's got a bangin' body, but bad faces ruin the whole package for me.

You know, she does have a little young Clancy Brown in her facial structure. :O

whos that?

She looks 14, but given this is a Natalie Portman thread: GAME ON!

 

[brandonh83]

neo: those aren't terribly small. they're about what I would consider average. if you can get a good handful, they're not small.

um... and thanks for reading my philosophy on breast size.

 

[MYE]

small tits:
http://www.topnews.in/light/files/jessica-biel_0.jpg

no tits:
http://kinganyi.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/natalie-portman-06.jpg --> nipples, possibly NSFW

there's a difference.

I'd kick Biel off my bed if i could have Portman in it instead....in a heartbeat.

Biel is still hot as hell though.

 

[dave is ok]

Having 'no tits' is an A cup. Portman has a B cup. Biel has a C cup which is neither small nor very large. Having a D cup means you have 'big tits'.

I'm glad I could clear this up for you, GAF