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NeoGAF Anonymous Confessions 2016 - A Miserable Little Pile of Secrets

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You're a fucking asshole piece of shit and I hope this blows up in your face.

Holyyyy shit. What a revenge plan. You are sick dude.
 
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You're a fucking asshole piece of shit and I hope this blows up in your face.
God damn, you have a miserable little life. Do you know if the video was taken from when you were dating? You didn't even confront her about it and see what's going on.

And now you are wasting years of your own life and hers on some pathetic revenge plot. Good job giving her videos with you having sex also. Those won't turn up online somewhere for revenge. Or be sent to your next girlfriend to tell what a scumbag you are.
 
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You're a fucking asshole piece of shit and I hope this blows up in your face.
Nothing in this story makes sense

1. Do you even know she cheated on you or was the video from before she met you?

2. Even if she was, why waste so much of YOUR life just to get back at her? I don't believe that.
 
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You're a fucking asshole piece of shit and I hope this blows up in your face.

And you'll still feel numb afterwards. Revenge doesn't suddenly give you some feeling of elation & happiness along with joyful background music. You'll still be exactly the same person as you were five minutes before you handed the videos over.

Either tell her you know about her video and talk about it, or pack up and move on.
 
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You're a fucking asshole piece of shit and I hope this blows up in your face.

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Seriously tho if you're actually gonna go through with it, somehow blur/hide your face. Leave enough identifiers that it is in fact you but not enough that future potential people could identify you

Or don't do it. That's also a solid option.
 
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You're a fucking asshole piece of shit and I hope this blows up in your face.

First, confessor do these other girls know of your "masterplan"?

Second, why wouldn't you talk with your girl to know when the video was shot. Did she cheat on you? If not, i can understand you breaking up with her the first time, because that is not a pleasant thing to see. But we all have pasts. Unless she cheated of course, but that is still going way too far.

Third, that's evil as shit. I hope you know chances are you are gonna break this girl. Don't do it. For the love of god don't.

Fourth, you are a terrible human being. I hope everything blows up in your face.
 
Revenge porn guy, maybe instead of ASSuming, thereby making an ASS out of yourself, you should have asked your ex-GF/GF about the video back then. Now you sound like Emily Thorne without a clue.
 
Jesus, revenge guy is a fucking sociopath O_O Didn't even bother to ask whether that video is from when they were dating or not.
 
Revenge confession Shyamalan twist:
The video of her cheating is fake. His friend played him for a shot at his girl but failed. FF years later, revenge happens and confessor learns the truth after ripping the love of his life's heart out.
 
A month ago I totally ate a coworker's Panera Bread sandwich from the fridge. I was starving, working late, didn't have time to leave, and it was right there - so tasty looking.

I do feel horrible about it, and have no idea who's it was.
 
Okay, I shouldn't have used all my ire at driver guy earlier up thread, I was having a bad day. Cause God damn cheater guy is the king asshole. I imagine she didn't even cheat at all, considering that she was shocked and devastated that he broke up with her. Hell, does she have a sister that looks like her? How can you be 100% the video is not only legit but timely? Was she holding a newspaper with the current date or something?

Fucking think man.
 
Some of these people are downright sociopaths.

For the confessors that are feeling down: Realize you're way better off than any of those sick bastards, and seek some professional help. I don't know where you guys are at but I'd imagine free counseling services aren't out of the question? And if you're looking for a sense of belonging, there are tons of communities here on GAF where you can make friends. Choose one and stick with it.
 
Can you imagine dating someone for almost 2 years and then finding out it was all a revenge plot? lmao

Also, English is definitely his first language
 
Man..... People are such scumbags when it comes down to it. Did he even check with her and verify where and when the video was shot? It doesn't matter now and shit will hit the fan sooner than he expected.
 
I actually think that this revenge plan isn't real, too elaborate for anyone that spends most of their free time lurking a video game forum.
 
I know I'm totally a page late but, Blood Guy, please please please be sure your blood is clean. Blood products not only go to healthy people in surgery, but to cancer patients with no immune system. Something that could probably be cleared up for a normal person with a round of antibiotics could be life threatening for a cancer patient, not to mention it'll delay their treatment, making recurrence more likely. In fact, cancer treatment makes up 1/3rd of donated blood's use, so it's likely this is where your blood is going.

The rules are in place to keep some of the most vulnerable safe.
 
Absinthe is 70% and drinking it feels like a kick to th chest.
Nah, it wasn't that bad. Tequila can ruin me far more than that.

It's never too late and you're never too old to find friends. Try online meeting sites like meetup.org to find people who have similar hobbies and interests as you, and make yourself go to the meetups consistently.
Confessor, if you ever want to talk feel free to PM me. I promise I won't tell anyone who you are.

You're not a mind reader, man. How would you have known?
You didn't know what he had been through, man, don't blame yourself. You were there for him, but you can't just force someone to reach out.

You're a fucking asshole piece of shit and I hope this blows up in your face.
You don't fight a tank with a nuke, dude. That's mad.
 
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You're a fucking asshole piece of shit and I hope this blows up in your face.

You're not numb, you're broken. You just never had the guts to confront her when she cheated on you. You broke, never talked about that and never quite moved on.


Now you're looking into making a revenge, years later. Two wrongs, don't make a right.
 
Revenge Guy - part of me actually thinks you should go thru with it so that this girl can be free of you, because you are one fucked up dude.

The other part thinks you ought to back off the ledge because maybe if you do, and you have an open convo with her, the two of you might be able to heal together.

But ... yeah ... that is one for the record books right there.
 
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You're a fucking asshole piece of shit and I hope this blows up in your face.

Anniversary of the day you discovered she cheated on you.
Bonus points if you manage to start it all by showing her the video in which she cheated on you the first time.


Anyway... yeah, you're probably a bit fucked up, deep inside.

(obviously addressing the confessor, not you, guy you kill)
 
Revenge guy honestly sounds a little more revenge fantasy than revenge that's actually being carried out (or maybe that's just wishful thinking?) but I'm going to treat it as true.
The other part thinks you ought to back off the ledge because maybe if you do, and you have an open convo with her, the two of you might be able to heal together.
He has spent two years cheating on her and actively planning to ruin her life - Would you want to "heal" with someone who did that to you?

And to everyone recommending talking about the old video now - WHY?

What are the possible outcomes of that?

"I only cheated the once! I didn't mean it! Oh god, I'm so sorry"
"GOOD you skank, I've been cheating on you too, I hope you feel like SHIT!"
*Crying*
"Well I cheated on you. I guess I regretted it afterwards. Can we let bygones be bygones?"
"Let me tell you about all the shit I've done to you, I'm sure that won't change that regret at all!"
"Yeah I cheated on you. I thought you were an asshole. I was obviously wrong, because I mean, it's not like you ever did anything to make me feel like that"
"Well, now you mention it..."
"That's not even me, it's Kelly! How could you even think I'd do that?"
"If you think that was dumb wait until you hear about the things I thought would make me feel better about it!"
"That was from, like, two years earlier. It was before I even got together with you"
"... Oops. Oh well, can we overlook all those women I filmed myself with while I was cheating on you?"
"I have no recollection of that"
"Well I saw it. And I've been planning to ruin your life!"
"Well, sure, I can see how you'd feel justified in doing that"
"Oh my God, I was drunk and I had no idea that had happened! I'm mortified!"
"Well if it makes you feel better it made me hate you so much I've been plotting my revenge for years. You must attract assholes"
"Oh, thank god you were honest with me! Let's make out!"

... I mean, I might not be taking those potential conversations entirely seriously, but you get the idea.

He's been an obsessive, vengeful asshole. I wouldn't even bother talking about the old video now because there's no coming back from what he's already done in his pursuit of revenge. If she's innocent it changes nothing about what he's done, and even if she did cheat I can't imagine a world where it warrants that degree of "retaliation"

The idea that can be fixed or healed now...

No. Fuck that shit.
As horrific as it sounds even him fulfilling his plan would be better than that, because at least then she'll know what utter scum he is. I dread to think what that could do to a person but personally I'd prefer that to spending a moment longer with someone who would even think of treating me like that.
 
Why don't people talk these things out? There's so many issues in people's lives over misconceptions that would of been sorted out by simply talking it over with someone. As people have said, it could of been a relative, weird photoshop, crazy doppelganger coincidence, before you ever met, etc. Any number of legit reasons for that video to exist without her cheating on you (directed at revenge porn man). You can bet if I found something similar my girlfriend would hear about it.

That all aside, there's nothing to be gained from going through with this twisted revenge plot. You won't feel better about your life (revenge doesn't cure being numb, or unbearable suffering, it never does). Following through with it may actually rob you of your chance to mend and move forward with your life. Then all you'll have is a "cool story" to tell people you don't care about about a girl you once loved and then broke. There's just seriously no up side to this. Anyhow, hoping this whole thing is fake and is the result of someone venting their frustrations by creating a fictional scenario in which they can get their vengeance.
 
Revenge guy honestly sounds a little more revenge fantasy than revenge that's actually being carried out (or maybe that's just wishful thinking?) but I'm going to treat it as true.

He has spent two years cheating on her and actively planning to ruin her life - Would you want to "heal" with someone who did that to you?

And to everyone recommending talking about the old video now - WHY?

What are the possible outcomes of that?









... I mean, I might not be taking those potential conversations entirely seriously, but you get the idea.

He's been an obsessive, vengeful asshole. I wouldn't even bother talking about the old video now because there's no coming back from what he's already done in his pursuit of revenge. If she's innocent it changes nothing about what he's done, and even if she did cheat I can't imagine a world where it warrants that degree of "retaliation"

The idea that can be fixed or healed now...

No. Fuck that shit.
As horrific as it sounds even him fulfilling his plan would be better than that, because at least then she'll know what utter scum he is. I dread to think what that could do to a person but personally I'd prefer that to spending a moment longer with someone who would even think of treating me like that.

In hindsight I agree. He's so far down the rabbit hole at this point he's pretty much fucked it all up.
 
Only thing we can control are our own actions, and so you should strive to only act good if that's what you want to see in the world.

That said, if revengefessor is going to go through with it despite sane advice to do otherwise, I think you are all losing sight of the fact that he should do it on thanksgiving so we can get an update this month.
 
Only thing we can control are our own actions, and so you should strive to only act good if that's what you want to see in the world.

That said, if revengefessor is going to go through with it despite sane advice to do otherwise, I think you are all losing sight of the fact that he should do it on thanksgiving so we can get an update this month.

The only reason he'd give an update is if he is lying and enjoying the reactions. Otherwise, he'd have to be a masochist!
 
Revenge Guy:

If you think that first video was bad, imagine all the stuff she did while you two were apart. You probably drove her to even worse. The twist being that she probably did that to get over someone breaking up with her. So, congratulations, what you saw was likely the tip of the iceberg that you created. Every time you kissed her in those two years? Think of all the guys she was with because you drove her to that.

You reap what you sow, and buddy, karma has a doozy in store for you. Grow up and move on. The last thing we need is a follow up confession a year or two saying how torn up you are over what you did.
 
Revenge Guy, you need to either move on or find a hobby and then move on. What you're talking about doing is disgusting. You might not know anyone in here personally, but we're all trying to help you before you do something horrible. Reconsider.

Wow, this thread's time went from melancholy to furious quickly. At least none of the sad souls on the previous page are like this. I hope.
 
Revenge guy: I almost feels as if you were to talk about it with her that you could get over it and become a great couple. I mean I sense that there is something there if you have got back together again after all this time. Apart from you being a bit of a psycho that is. Step back from the edge. You never go full psycho.

FriedrichNietzsche said:
Beware that, when fighting monsters, you yourself do not become a monster... for when you gaze long into the abyss. The abyss gazes also into you.
 
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