But what sense will it make if you change your av from a cat?
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Man, Im usually right out of the gate with these. Im slowing down in my old age.
Chainsawkitten Ramblings, or On the Impossibility of Coming Out: Gotta be honest, was expecting another creepy internal monologue piece. It wasnt particularly creepy, and it doesnt ever explicitly touch upon exactly what the narrator would be coming out about, but it does take ones hand and drag them down the path to the obvious conclusion. That ambiguity makes it kind of a blank slate though, depending on where you slide the timeframe. Could be pedophilia or bestiality in the modern day, or it could be homosexuality a few decades ago, who can say? Tightly constructed as per the usual of your entries.
Ronito Jack: Man, shit like this is always intensely uncomfortable for me. Traumatic brain injury to that degree, loss of limbs or other body parts, just general disfigurement and maiming
Literally my greatest fears in life, I cant imagine a worse fate. Id probably kill myself, frankly.
CoffeeExpress Never let go: I was never the sentimental type, but having a daughter kinda fucked that up for me, now Im projecting that scenario on everything : / I was a little thrown that it turned out that the father was the one who was apparently more seriously injured when wed already established that the daughter had been impaled by the wreckage and was passing in and out of consciousness from blood loss. I think the gravity of his injuries probably could have used a little more time in the spotlight so that it didnt come out of nowhere. Id dock you points for wussing out on the end and having everyone pull through, but Ive had enough bad news this week, so its nice that something should end on a happy note : )
Ecotic The Light of Day: Not sure where to go on this one. On the one hand, I absolutely despise dream sequences that are so detailed as to have an entirely alternate life with a complete life history and all that stuff while eschewing dream logic weirdness. Mostly because I never dream in such mundane specificity, and naturally assume that no one else does either : D On the other hand, it might be arguable that the conversation between the narrator and Arab Jim are dream logic in that its a little odd, along with the offer to do the guards taxes. It just kind of occupies this twilight area, as though it doesnt really know which way it wants to go. Id have also dispensed with the sorta-kinda-but-not-really script formatting of the dialog and just done it in the conventional format, except its supposed to be dream logic, so Im not really sure. So I guess this is all a roundabout way of saying you could have pushed the dreaminess a lot further to eliminate the waffling aspect.
Aaron Mosaic: I see something like MosB1tch in a dialogue, and I get to wondering how internet lingo is supposed to be portrayed when a character is speaking. I think everyone here would say MosBitch, not
MosB-one-tch or something. And then a couple lines later, the protagonist spells out Sw-three-three-t. Stupid internet language, makes my brain hurt : ( I admit Im not up to date on streaming technology, is mosaic filtering handled automatically by software? I was always under the impression that was post-processing. Idunno, maybe this is some sort of near futurism bit? The QR code tattoo and the fact that there was a strong enough mobile infrastructure that she could stream and be on her laptop in the middle of nowhere in the desert kind of hinted at it, but maybe Im just completely out of the loop as to the signal coverage in the southwest these days. I think this started to unravel at Sw33ts diatribe about how privileged Martha and Franklin were. They never came across as being particularly sheltered and privileged, especially since they were moving their family of three out of Marthas mothers house. Also, Sw33ts final showdown isnt going to happen. Marthas going to call the cops on her, and theyre going to find her because Sw33ts constantly broadcasting her position and is going to get a task force dedicated to hunting her down who wont be stopped by mosaic filtering road signs.
Ward CLYMBN [Up the Ladder]: Liked the embedded references, because I had no clue who the hell Wood Harris is. The image of an NBA player acting as shift manager of some pizza delivery only to plot knocking it over with Jessie from Breaking Bad of all things was hilarious in its ridiculousness. I think youd have been better off just leaving the cameos to those two (Hell, you might have been better off just leaving it with Wood Harris), as the other two were pretty under developed in comparison (Ann didnt even actually appear). And while the linking to the names of people was helpful, the way you were linking to really mundane things that I think most people would already be familiar with (hoodies, Pepsi, Dominos, etc.) led me thinking that you were laying the groundwork for some metajoke at the end, but instead it was just a link to HBOs Wikipedia page. Did you mean for the link on hos to go where it did though? That one was certainly educational.
SquiddyCracker Brothel Brother: Im not sure anything was gained by the casting list at the top of this one. I pictured them in the roles, but really it would have been fine without it. I think this could have used a bit more depth, we spent a lot of time laying out the motivation and setting the stage for the competition, but then it was basically rushed to the conclusion without much more than and then the competition happened. Seemed like we were revving up to some interesting world building, but it kinda just ran out of steam after the, uh, steamy bit.
tirmynl Nasty Business: Im befuddled by Miranda Streep. Shes clearly supposed to be Meryl Streep, but why change on the first name and not the last name as well? It was just such an odd choice, I felt like every reference to Ms. Streep was a red flag pointing out the strangeness of it. Though the details were different, the concept of Meryl Streep has a Holywood catfight with a younger actress and utilizes supernatural instruments was (as incredibly specific a concept that may be) done in Death Becomes Her, which I dont think you quiiiiiite escaped the shadow of. That aside, I would have preferred that Gray not have a section devoted to his perspective on the affair, strictly from a magicians never reveal their tricks angle. Probably a couple revisions away from a finished work.
Mike M Figments: This is one of those ideas I had floating around in my head that I hoped would crystallize as I got it out on paper, but I dont feel like the rules governing how these entities operate ever got fully baked. I went back and forth as to whether or not I should actually include that quote at the very end, as I didnt want to be spoon feeding the reader, but likewise I dont know how many people are familiar with the circumstances. Certainly even fewer people than those who are going to know who Timothy Hunter is. In doing what research I did for this, I found it fortunate that the publication of The Books of Magic (the comic book miniseries mentioned) and Rowlings train trip happened the same year in chronological order, saved me the trouble of having to flub the timeline : ). Gentleman Thief wasnt envisioned as anyone specific, though I suppose his nearest living descendent is probably Neil Caffrey from White Collar. Hopefully I Britished things up enough with the proper terminology differences and spelling of grey vs. gray et. al.
multivac I Dare You: Mr. Jenkins is a colossal dick. Which is clearly the point, but still. Overall, I felt it was a solid entry with no major missteps. It was kind of odd though that there was this random mention of oh yeah, he broke my mug detail, as someone dropping a mug and breaking it tends to be something that someone notices right away when it happens. Writing was kind of plain Jane, but I find that preferable to overwrought try hard a lot of the time.
Ashes1396 solemnity in disgrace: I was almost expecting this to be a dream or something. The interaction between the two leads seems bizarrely nonchalant considering one just pulled a gun on the other and shot out the window behind her. The fact that she stuck around and had a heart to heart about it seems like the actions of someone whos been the victim of a prolonged, continued abuse at the hands of her spouse, but there was no indication that there was anything of the sort going on. Its an interesting dialog (though there are some wrong word uses, like nuzzle vs. muzzle), but its not anchored by developed characters and their attendant motivations.
Tangent The Ad Deal: Heh, I love Wallace and Gromit. I had Feathers McGraw as my avatar on another forum for a loooong while. I think you mostly nailed Wallaces voice, though perhaps too heavy on dropping clues as to his identity. You already have to be familiar with the character to understand the significance of West Wallaby Street, and it seems an odd thing for Wallace to just drop out there (i.e. most people would just say the city they live in, not their street without a city). Granted I havent seen any W&G for years now, so I may just be forgetting that he was prone to just throwing that out there. Also, his tea from the first paragraph magically transmogrified into coffee at about the 11th : ) Cute little transplant wacky fictional character into the real world bit, but the ending just kinda happens out of nowhere. Though really, Im not sure how it should end otherwise, seems like the central conceit is kind of difficult to steer to a satisfactory conclusion.
Nezumi A night at Kats: I think it could have helped to have some mention that they were flying before they were mentioned to be gliding and then almost immediately landing on a branch. I felt that I had missed something and went back and reread everything before that point. I found it kind of odd that all the supernatural entities in the area had a mad-on for antagonizing the one person who believed in them and would have given anything in the world to talk to them. Kat also seemed as being of two minds about the ongoing harassment, on the one hand trying to do chants and such to dispel evil spirits, but at the same time being super excited when some of those selfsame evil spirits are caught in the act. Also, theyre so small they have trouble operating the buttons on an alarm clock without jumping up and down on them, yet they bring home a pet squirrel? Wouldnt that be like bringing home something the size a moderate-sized dinosaur or something?
Cyan Long Live the King: I, too, have an appreciation for DEX/INT builds over STR. Begs the question though, if you can only ascend to the throne by beating the previous king/kings champion in an annual competition only to turn around and have to be the one on the defense every year for the rest of your short life
Seems like pretty poor motivation to participate, and Im surprised that any king that won wouldnt be exceedingly ruthless about ending it. All those ministers who objected? Put their heads on fucking pikes. Fuck all yall, Im fucking king.
Anyway, my votes:
1. Cyan
2. Aaron
3. Tangent
HM: Ward