There has been a lot of talk regarding myself and other candidates. A lot of poo rubbing if you catch my drift. I am here to address that I am in fact not only a plural set of plants, but also a plural set of plants with a natural cockney accent. Any contrary information was just me pulling off a very terrible american impersonation.
Now, regarding the other candidates. I'm not calling them a bunch of dirty idea theivers, but i will state that I did post my responses first, and that I find it very suspicious that there might be any similar posts conveniently after mine. To close off this conference, before the sacred ritual of responses then voting, I would like to post a selfie of me staring off intensely into the night as the credits of my life roll by.
THE SACRED RESPONSES
Bear Flexington: I don’t know why you didn’t start with David’s name. He’s the third name we get in the story. You also break tense every now and then, but I’m not a stickler for that kind of thing. I am one for inconsistencies though, so here are some questions: I found it weird that David, after almost being pulled over by a cop, would continue to speed and overtake cards, seems like a dumb move. Your story begins with him sounding like he just decided he’d go to Maggie, but then she’s waiting for him? Some good, for me this story really started to work when we got more personal narration from David showing how crazy he is. Seeing him excited got me excited.
EGM1966: You quickly establish a good metaphor between MC and the weather. So good I wished you went somewhere with it. That part just kind of disappeared. Your dialogue was good with me following the flow even though you didn’t have dialogue cues. Might want to include a few anyway though. Not for every line, but a few to remind us of the flow. I was really liking this until you explained everything that happened at the end. The reader knows what happened because you put enough hints, and showed us enough of their relationship that we could figure it out for ourselves.
Cowlick- There were a couple weird actions in this that didn’t seem to make sense, the big one in my mind being Matt doing air quotes to nothing air quotable. Incidentally, are you a cook? You provide a lot of vivid details about all of the dishes that makes me think you atleast have experience. It’s good detail, but I wished you put in more sensory things like the smells or tastes. This is food, we want them to be savory and mouth watering. So did Matt kill Pitt? I think he might have, but I also didn’t catch enough clues or foreshadowing throughout to really think he did. The only clues I could see were he had a doctor-type brother, and that he put a weird salt on the thing. Maybe there were more hints, but if there weren’t it could really use more foreshadowing. Another confusing aspect, the ending kind of feels like a big sandbag, stopping the story and theorizing?
Izunadono- I love the first person voice throughout this. It’s very strong, and filled with character. That said, I found his inner quips often got too much in the way of plot. The big one in my mind was when Lord had important news, and he made a joke about how he was talking too much like his GF, instead of telling us the important news. Also, why did he get in his GF car instead of the car he was supposed to? This is a guy who previously put more value of the model than her before, and now(before a big meeting) prioritizes her. Maybe the reveal was she was the driver? I dunno? I am legit curious about the ending, what you cut was pretty abrupt. Honestly though, I think you could have easily edited this down, kept the ending, and be just under the word limit.
Shannon: You set up the basics of the world very quickly and efficiently, and I really appreciate it. We get to see Decane play the lute, so in that way you show up how much she loves it, and our understanding of her love grows as the story continues. I thought the verse in the ballads are well done, and I particularly like the part where Decane imagined them happening in front of her. It offered a visual aspect to the song I wished there was more of in the story. There was just a lot of little touches I found through out that really sold this for me, one in particular being how the king kept speaking in rhyme.
Mike M. Oh look, Mike’s dialogue is great. What a surprise. Can you see how shocked my face is? Honestly, what made the story for me wasn’t your dialogue, but all the little bits of descriptions between it. Seeing his panic and stress as he’s constantly trying to retake the situation makes this story super tense in a great way. Also, the way you show us what the project is within the dialogue without explicitly telling us is fantastic. The only question I found myself asking is what are the bosses motivations? Why shouldn’t humans be allowed to explore space? You have a great ending line, but I feel the punch is a little light without that motivation. Maybe the mystery is part of it, which is fine, but personally i would have liked to know.
Charade: I did really like this overall. I think the twist here on Russian Roulette is great, and would love to see it more fleshed out. The points based on body parts is great, but it left a lot of other details I wanted to know. Are there any limits? After what’s his face died, can someone just go up with the knowledge of which knife is which? Do the guards reset after each session? Who keeps the tally? I also didn’t really get why the MC would feel shame in that exact moment? You didn’t really show us anything to be very shameful about.
DandyCrocodile: The twist here really works because you don’t actually show us any visual descriptions. It’ an easy thing to gloss over, which is why we’re shocked to learn the kid’s blind. Also did the guy steal the CD? That part seemed kind of weird and unexplained to me? Now this is kind of a side rant, so feel free to ignore, but what do you really gain from making her blindness a reveal? Why not be upfront about it? This is just a trend i’ve noticed in a lot of stories recently. My two cents, again feel free to ignore.
Frekifox: So I really liked the world you set up here. The innate conflict of a mechanic world vs the fae’s more natural one is interesting enough, but you add enough little folds to it(like the fae being attracted to metal objects) that it becomes a place I want to see more of. I was a little confused at the end about whether or not she removed the curse? Also you do the switching narration amazingly, and each one offers their own insights to the world, but I can’t help wonder if the story wouldn’t be a little strong focusing on either one or the other. In a lot of scenes, I was very curious about how the other character perceived them. Maybe that’s just a testament to how interesting each character is.
Cathy: I did not get the ending. At first, I thought the entire thing was a dream sequence, with the tiny details and facts switching on us increasingly throughout. I did enjoy this part of the story, it was very subtle and surreal. It made a lot of sense when i thought it was a dream. But the virus talk really threw me for a loop. Also, I think the office set up you created, with a conflict of structure and hipstery freedom, was an interesting place for a story.
Cyan: This will seem like a minor gripe, but roll with me here, it seems like a huge jump between helping a queen and releasing a terrifying immortal monster. In general, I feel like there needs to be a pre existing knowledge of these stories to get the full impact. Your summaries of them remove a lot of the complexities from the originals, and I find the story of these to be very complex. It is a riddle to figure out the old man’s story through the stories he tells. I had a lot of fun doing this, but again the summaries made it 1) a little too easy and 2) the simplified versions made this professional storyteller a little too amateurish.
Ainsz: Gonna be honest, I super forgot which one was yours, and decided to roll with it. I am so glad I did. At first, I was really enjoying the cooky dessert people, that cactus conversation killed me. I was like “oh this is pretty cute trip to the desert, I wonder where this is headi-oh sweet jesus.” When the wife got brutally killed I lost my shit and spat drink everywhere. It was great and I instantly remembered which was yours. The general kidnapping was kind of quick, but the creepy lamb part made up for that. It didn’t really explain anything about the last story for me, but I did find the ending really creepy.
Kelesto: You created an interesting world, but it felt weirdly existential. Maybe because of the giant expanse known simply as “the Nothingness.” The major conflict of two guys to a girl is pretty dark, and is a super valid reason to get the hell out. It’s also a great way to tell us a decent amount of the world at large. The story felt like it ended way too early for me. I was constantly wondering about the after. How did they get out, was it as easy as walking out? Did they just leave what’s her face? Would a place low on women just let two leave without a fight? I was really curious about the after here.
Ashes: I really loved the chapter thing in this. It gave the impression the story was much longer than it actually was. Really felt like the end of a book I would have loved to read. The world you’ve created is really interesting, in large part because Author is really interesting. He’s a great main character, same with Poeta. I almost unconditionally loved this thing if it weren’t for the ending. That last chapter was cute, but it felt kind of tonally off with the horrible massacre they just walked away from. It’s not just that, the dialogue at the end also felt a little too moderny compared to the rest of the dialogue and prose early on.
Nezumi: This was a lot of fun. I could just imagine it as one of those opening cartoons to a pixar movie. I really like how the one spot without a tile is in the middle of his face, ruining the entire thing. And then the thought of even trying to find the one missing black tile, like one terrible needle in a haystack. The thing that killed me the most was how he walked away from the entire problem. This was just a lot of fun for me to read.
Neener: I really like your description of the witch. It’s just nice and gross. The entire situation is pretty interesting to me, how these were two beautiful women are turned into monsters because of a curse from their mom. Honestly, they feel more like the main characters than Joe. A lot of your descriptions were on point, especially when he turned into a frog. I really wished we could have seen some more reactions from the other hostages. They were just kinda there and dead.
Ward: I don’t know what I expected from your voice, but it wasn’t that. I don’t know what I expected at all in retrospect. For the most part you have a nice voice and your diction is pretty good. It was only when you tried to do the dialogue that I didn’t like. I don’t know, you tried to do a differentiating voice and I don’t think that voice worked out.
Tangent: I feel this got a little too confusing so I didn’t really get it. From the way I read it, Norman was the scientist and he was reading an article about himself he didn’t remember doing? That’s cool. I don’t know why he didn't just reread the article when he left? Or why it was so difficult to find the article if he took all the photos of it? Anyway, if Norman is the scientist, you tell us that in the beginning, why treat it like a reveal at the end?
the votes
1)Ainsz
2)Shannon
3)Ashes
and an honorable mention to FlowersisBritish for being a swell down to earth plural set of plants that anyone could vote for.