GremlinInTheMachine
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Borys said:CapGod
Name me one mistake Capcom did this gen.
I dare you, I double dare you motherfuckers.
This abortion they're calling Bionic Commando.
Borys said:CapGod
Name me one mistake Capcom did this gen.
I dare you, I double dare you motherfuckers.
Jesus, dude, did the new Bionic Commando kill your dog or something?GremlinInTheMachine said:This abortion they're calling Bionic Commando.
I AM JOHN! said:Jesus, dude, did the new Bionic Commando kill your dog or something?
sykoex said:We've only seen like the first level. :lol
GremlinInTheMachine said:Worse, it killed off the best platformer ever made.
Okin said:See, now you're just obviously being a dick.
Oh yeah, obviously this game that has been played by no one, and is being developed by masters of the art form, is unworthy of holding so sacred a name as "Bionic Commando." We wouldn't want to use that name, "Bionic Commando." That's like building a Chik-Fil-A on Indian burial ground. Think about it; it's a military guy - a commando, if you will - who is PART MACHINE, or to use a term of the art: bionic. Thus, Bionic Commando. This is a concept so serious, revelatory and deserving of absolutely the most tender care that it's hardly worth trying. No, Capcom. Put your tens of millions of dollars and experienced development team to rest. I don't feel we are any more worthy to play such a game than you are to make it.GremlinInTheMachine said:Worse, it killed off the best platformer ever made.
If you're really a fan of an under-rated Capcom game like P.N. 03, the least you could do is give this game more of a chance.GremlinInTheMachine said:If this game fails--and focus group trash made by third-rate devs like this always does--what're the chances that we'll see a real (made in-house) Bionic Commando sequal in the next twenty year? Just about zero.
So no I'm not being a dick, I'm being realistic.
terrene said:Oh yeah, obviously this game that has been played by no one, and is being developed by masters of the art form, is unworthy of holding so sacred a name as "Bionic Commando." We wouldn't want to use that name, "Bionic Commando." That's like building a Chik-Fil-A on Indian burial ground. Think about it; it's a military guy - a commando, if you will - who is PART MACHINE, or to use a term of the art: bionic. Thus, Bionic Commando. This is a concept so serious, revelatory and deserving of absolutely the most tender care that it's hardly worth trying. No, Capcom. Put your tens of millions of dollars and experienced development team to rest. I don't feel we are any more worthy to play such a game than you are to make it.
sykoex said:If you're really a fan of an under-rated Capcom game like P.N. 03, the least you could do is give this game more of a chance.
Mainly I'm calling you an ass.GremlinInTheMachine said:Did you just call GRIN masters developers? :lol :lol :lol
Borys said:CapGod
Name me one mistake Capcom did this gen.
I dare you, I double dare you motherfuckers.
Dark Octave said:![]()
I still don't understand the dreadlocks if he's spossed to be the original BC guy. I would have preferred the traditional "white guy" (lack of a better term) hair cut on the bottom row, or even the Kazuya brush back look, like he had in the original (I believe). I'm just so, so, very happy they didn't go with the redneck stache and cowlick dew. Thank you Capcom (and that other company), Eddie Gordo will do just fine.
Holy crap man. You need some priorities in your life. You're acting as if this game killed you family.GremlinInTheMachine said:It isn't being developed by Capcom, much less being directed by Shinji Mikami. It's being developed by a crappy Swedish developer.
AltogetherAndrews said:GRIN has kind of made a name for itself based on its tech though. Going back to Ballistics, that was a showcase for the Geforce 3, and GRAW for PC was one of the first games to utilize the PhysX hardware. I think they know what the game needs.
You're either a fantastic weeaboo or looking for a tag, I can't decide.GremlinInTheMachine said:It isn't being developed by Capcom, much less being directed by Shinji Mikami. It's being developed by a crappy Swedish developer.
SPEA said:Holy crap man. You need some priorities in your life. You're acting as if this game killed you family.
Video Games = Serious business.
I AM JOHN! said:You're either a fantastic weeaboo or looking for a tag, I can't decide.
You are obviously overreacting and that was my point.GremlinInTheMachine said:Pointing out that a crappy Swedish developer is making the game is tantamount to acting like my family was just killed?
Holy crap you exaggerate!!111oneone11! One.
GremlinInTheMachine said:This abortion they're calling Bionic Commando.
GremlinInTheMachine said:Still looks like an abortion. Hopefully a new virulent strain of the plague will find its way into GRIN's offices before this "game" is released.
GremlinInTheMachine said:It isn't being developed by Capcom, much less being directed by Shinji Mikami. It's being developed by a crappy Swedish developer.
I can't believe you would type this and not realize how it applies to you.GremlinInTheMachine said:You lads getting upset and name calling because I'm criticizing a game that you think you may like. And better still, the irony is completely lost on you. :lol
terrene said:I can't believe you would type this and not realize how it applies to you.
SPEA said:I'm just saying you are severely over reacting with your hatred when we haven't seen a lot of the game at all.
GremlinInTheMachine said:Junk developer + extensive focus group testing + ugly art direciton + extreme deviation from source material + likely the franchise's last shot at being revived = Abortion
My position is fully justified. You guys see it as just another possibly okay game coming down the pipeline. I know it's the likely death of the Bionic Command franchise. That's the critical difference.
Now then if you'll excuse me, I need to find a goat and a voodoo priestess. Mr. Judd and I have some unfinished business.
I was referring to your vehement disgust with a game you haven't played. Easily as silly as people's distaste for your disgust with a game you haven't played, but since you were the first offender, I hardly see what license you have to cackle about "irony."GremlinInTheMachine said:Where have I called other posters names?
Hahahaha. Yes, the game industry certainly doesn't have a crippling addiction to creating sequels and remakes of just about any old trash it can dig up! At worst, we wouldn't see another Bionic Commando for another 10-15 years, though I think the concept and gameplay videos have been appealing as hell so far, enough to sell the title beyond the crowd who are even aware of the original. I have no idea why you're putting the original game on such a pedestal anyway, especially its almost non-existent aesthetic.GremlinInTheMachine said:likely the franchise's last shot at being revived
Ha, ha, ha! I supouse you're joking. If not you can also go out and look for the chainshawed Mikami's head. Stop trolling, please.GremlinInTheMachine said:Junk developer + extensive focus group testing + ugly art direciton + extreme deviation from source material + likely the franchise's last shot at being revived = Abortion
My position is fully justified. You guys see it as just another possibly okay game coming down the pipeline. I know it's the likely death of the Bionic Command franchise. That's the critical difference.
Now then if you'll excuse me, I need to find a goat and a voodoo priestess. Mr. Judd and I have some unfinished business.
GremlinInTheMachine said:It isn't being developed by Capcom, much less being directed by Shinji Mikami. It's being developed by a crappy Swedish developer.
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svenuce said:Ok, I give up. What the hell does that say? I like megatons.
Dice said:I love GRAW. I trust those guys.
yup.snoopers said:I thought they did the PC ports, not the original games.
They weren't PC ports. They were different games.snoopers said:I thought they did the PC ports, not the original games.
AltogetherAndrews said:There was allegedly a good reason for the dreads, as they wanted something that'd enhance the feeling of movement as the dude swings through the world. The dreads let them do that, while avoiding a hairband style.